complex Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 you fight your friends your bombs look like squiggles call people you know are sleeping and have important shit the next day take 20 min to check your spelling spend over 15 on ff listen to music that makes you rage ask others when your concerned you drink to much seriously though who is concerned they drink to much health and mentally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 *you're Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I think I don't drink enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted May 7, 2009 Author Share Posted May 7, 2009 thanks Testicular Catastrophe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 take 20 min to check your spelling apparently you're not a very good alcoholic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Make threads like this. I don't drink enough to be honest, will change after finals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 FAIL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 for a while i drank more beer than water, milk, juice, or any other liquid. now im trying to get rid of this goddamn beer belly those 3 months of gluttony gave me. shit sucks i hate light beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 The majority of the things you listed have nothing to do with alcoholism. *I would say you know you're an alcoholic when you drink first thing in the morning every morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorable_Bobby_Seale Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 my shit aint been solid in 2 haf years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted May 7, 2009 Author Share Posted May 7, 2009 Honorable_Bobby_Seale is right. thats why im askin ive been dtrinkin for 5 day periods for the past two months. just gettin the check to see where people are at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 *I would say you know you're an alcoholic when you drink first thing in the morning every morning. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted May 7, 2009 Author Share Posted May 7, 2009 this is there.... go on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocd_head Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 when you take a beer shower with a beer in your hand! hahahahahah thats one to remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 you say to your bartender "i need a good drink, i'm not drunk yet." then he replies with "You're not drunk yet!? You should be." This happened to me Monday night. then i came home and my girl was sleeping. she woke up and said "jesus, you smell like booze." then when she woke up and left for work, she said "holyshit, you still smell like booze!" that happened to me tuesday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted May 7, 2009 Author Share Posted May 7, 2009 earl broclo ESQ to me that sounds like a one night fight with your girl no disrespect but im talkin weekly boozing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 you wake up with a brew in your hand and you love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 .................................. Ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 it wasn't a fight, she was just stating fact. i'm definitely not an alcoholic by the text book definition, but i do have alcoholic tendencies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted May 7, 2009 Author Share Posted May 7, 2009 and ill add this a/s/l... WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? you have 26.55 posts per day seriously your that addicted to the 0Ontz?? and your signature<- no graff. what are you some arts dawg who wants respect for the photos you takes?? in two months you have 1,227 post WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR GOAL? vent done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 his goal is to make you mad, and it seems to be working Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted May 7, 2009 Author Share Posted May 7, 2009 his goal is to make you mad, and it seems to be working proof of O0ntz addiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 you wake up with a brew in your hand and you love it Ive dosed off with a half full beer can in my hand laying in bed and spilled that shit. Terrible experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 you got mad on the internet.. its a wrap nigga.. play him off, keyboard cat.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ndx_IdlUQU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 sometimes i hate this site but i cant stay away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 dry heaving. beer showers. only being able to eat when after you drink. dt's dui's memory loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted May 7, 2009 Author Share Posted May 7, 2009 dry heaving. beer showers. only being able to eat when after you drink. dt's dui's memory loss. 3 out of 4 for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 You wake up in a different country with somebody else passport, def in one ear and have blood in your undies. Until then you're just a social drinker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swineflu. Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 my dads an alcoholic and for the past few years I've been cashin in on his drinks now its not uncommon to drink 2 bottles of gin between us every night or he'll get a carton and a bottle(mostly gin) and that'll be gone in 2 nights in my opinion thats pretty fucking fucking alco intact im drinkin vodka and oj and it just past 12:00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 3 out of 4 for me He listed six things. I'm drinking a lot less these days. Not because I needed to chill out or planned it...mostly it's being broke and not being very social. Suits me, I needed a break and I can always go back to my errant ways if I want. That whole "if you think you have a problem, you probably do" mentality is nonsense. If you're fucking up, then it's pretty black-and-white and you know exactly what's going on...either because you're dealing with the consequences or because people are taking every opportunity to point it out. I suppose there's a level of denial that precludes self-awareness in those situations, but I've never achieved it. If you want to quit drinking or at least slow down, the easiest way to do it is to get out of the patterns that enable you to drink to excess (which is entirely a subjective matter). Don't go to bars, take a break from the people that you don't have much in common with besides alcohol, pick up some new hobbies, exercise...break up the routine and it's a lot easier to not drink and not feel like you're missing out. Also, I have mixed feelings about 12 step programs for a lot of reasons. I won't deny that it works but there's definitely a downside to it...I suppose the only way to find out is to experience it first hand and see for yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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