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you know your an alcoholic when...

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you fight your friends

your bombs look like squiggles

call people you know are sleeping and have important shit the next day

take 20 min to check your spelling

spend over 15 on ff

listen to music that makes you rage

ask others when your concerned you drink to much

 

seriously though who is concerned they drink to much health and mentally?

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for a while i drank more beer than water, milk, juice, or any other liquid.

 

now im trying to get rid of this goddamn beer belly those 3 months of gluttony gave me.

shit sucks i hate light beer.

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The majority of the things you listed have nothing to do with alcoholism.

 

*I would say you know you're an alcoholic when you drink first thing in the morning every morning.

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Honorable_Bobby_Seale is right. thats why im askin ive been dtrinkin for 5 day periods for the past two months. just gettin the check to see where people are at

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*I would say you know you're an alcoholic when you drink first thing in the morning every morning.

 

This.

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when you take a beer shower with a beer in your hand!

hahahahahah

 

thats one to remember

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you say to your bartender "i need a good drink, i'm not drunk yet." then he replies with "You're not drunk yet!? You should be."

 

 

This happened to me Monday night.

 

then i came home and my girl was sleeping. she woke up and said "jesus, you smell like booze." then when she woke up and left for work, she said "holyshit, you still smell like booze!"

 

that happened to me tuesday morning.

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earl broclo ESQ to me that sounds like a one night fight with your girl

 

no disrespect but im talkin weekly boozing

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it wasn't a fight, she was just stating fact.

 

i'm definitely not an alcoholic by the text book definition, but i do have alcoholic tendencies.

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and ill add this a/s/l... WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

you have 26.55 posts per day

seriously your that addicted to the 0Ontz??

and your signature<- no graff. what are you some arts dawg who wants respect for the photos you takes??

 

in two months you have 1,227 post

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR GOAL?

 

vent done.

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his goal is to make you mad, and it seems to be working

 

proof of O0ntz addiction.

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you wake up with a brew in your hand

 

and you love it

Ive dosed off with a half full beer can in my hand laying in bed and spilled that shit. Terrible experience.

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