twinky the kid Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 sooki, i really dont care if there is nutritional value in shit. i just want this nigga to eat his own shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 no i havent caught it yet. oooooooooh he can make poop meat balls!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 exactly! and he can have a little piss vinegarette to go on top of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 fuck i just burnt my toast. lets try that again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 LISTEN TO ME im pretty lazy when it comes to recipes and fancy shit go out and buy a huge salmon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0ff_HC0SR4 make it like he does here and you will have food for about half a week (with re heating etc) get some potatoes boil them, mash them, make fries out of them with any kind of meat buy tomatoes or some other veggies for a salad go find my thread with recipes and videos, they are easy to follow and for the every day lazy man also eggs thats prettty much all you'll need Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 OMG i have found the solution to your starvation dilemma!!! $5 foot longs at subway!! buy 6 of them and freeze them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 deffinately gonna try the lamb for one night. Thanks. And good suggestions from pistol to. That I can deffinately do. pro tip: while the recipe would not be hard for someone who has a fair bit of cooking experience, for someone with minimal or medium experience it would be difficult. So unless you are pro at cooking, just chock it up to me playing games with you. If you want i can post a few simple tasty recipes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 EAT YOUR SHIT, FOOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 FROM 2:00 onwards: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ahbTTJlWnmI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 dude, im telling you salmon FTW u basically just put it in a pan, wait for it to turn colors, flip it once, wait again and its done in under 5 min and u can make a lot too its by far the easiest and quickest good meal ive ever made in my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 OR YOU CAN JUST EAT YOUR SHIT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 salmon is expensive. while i was a poor poor grad student i would eat eggs over rice vegetable soup over rice like everyday then i woke up one day and i was asian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted April 7, 2008 Author Share Posted April 7, 2008 HAL Post up some recipes please. Would be greatly appreciated. Im gonna make some tuna rice stuff. Compliments of sukii. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 buy pork chops, pork stuffing and bacon. make the stuffing, stuff the pork chops with the stuffing, wrap 2-3 strips of raw bacon around them shits. throw in oven for 45 mins @ 350-400. cover with swiss cheese after you pull them out. i usually serve this with corn or potatoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayz Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 how old are you? hopefully not over 18 and you cant even make food for yourself? breakfast is the easiest and if you can cook buy a dam box of cereal lunch make sandwhiches and dinner if you have a grill pretty much anyone can grill burgers or steak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeLarryCurly Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 good thing it appears to be that you're still in high school-you spelled groceries* wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 try this out boss: http://food.realsimple.com/realsimple/recipefinder.dyn if im feeling up to it when i get home, ill post a few simple recipes. your best bet is pasta with a simple sauce; its filling, and if there are leftovers they keep well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 salmon is expensive. while i was a poor poor grad student i would eat eggs over rice vegetable soup over rice like everyday then i woke up one day and i was asian. LMAO!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 salmon is expensive. Not if you get the shit in a can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 In a large deep tray, spread the following according to directions by layer. 2 (9 oz.) cans Frito Bean Dip 1 (8 oz.) avocado dip 1 pt. sour cream with 1 pkg. dry Taco mix (mix well before spreading) 1 (8 oz.) Pace Thick and Chunky Picante (any mild, medium, or hot) 1 can ripe olives (mince well) 1 jar green olives (mince well) 1 bunch green onions (chopped fine) 1 lb. grated mild American cheese eat a layer a day and you'll be coo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Dude.. This is so retarded. 1. If you can afford a rack of lamb, you can afford a whole mess of other shit instead: potatoes, hamburgers, cereal, eggs, bacon, salad, fruit, steak, the list could go on for ever. 2. You're in highschool which means : A. Your stupid retard friends have parents that have tons of food that you can eat. B. You should be racking food all day long from the grocery store and spending your money on weed or beer or whatever you highschool kids are into these days. 3. Nigga make some fucking tacos, ground beef, taco seasoning, cheese and taco shells, then with the left over beef and cheese you can make some tasty nachos. 4. How much money did your parents give you? If you want to you can give me the money and I'll go pick out a variety of tasty yet healthy cuisine for you to snack on while your parents are away. I'll even show you how to cook it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 In a large deep tray, spread the following according to directions by layer. 2 (9 oz.) cans Frito Bean Dip 1 (8 oz.) avocado dip 1 pt. sour cream with 1 pkg. dry Taco mix (mix well before spreading) 1 (8 oz.) Pace Thick and Chunky Picante (any mild, medium, or hot) 1 can ripe olives (mince well) 1 jar green olives (mince well) 1 bunch green onions (chopped fine) 1 lb. grated mild American cheese eat a layer a day and you'll be coo. grated mild american cheese? wtf are you talking about? that shit only comes in singles dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Gold fish crackers. and POG juice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NERONEZ Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 GRILL SOME SHIT...BURGERS...ITALIAN SAUSAGES...CHICKEN...thats how i get down, or go get some already cooked shit...heat that shit up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 peanut butter goes a long way ramen can be cooked and hooked in a few good ways (try boiling them and then cooking them in a pan so they get crispy and adding some chicken or steak...boom! pasta (penne) + parmesan cheese + black pepper + olive oil + butter red seedless grapes stoned wheat thins turkey from the deli cheese from the deli a loaf of bread water, water, water check for a 2 for $5 deal on some ice cream apples oranges a bag of russet potatoes (with butter and black pepper) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 The question is... What do you already have in your kitchen that you can make something with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Rice is easy. Take a cup of rice and put it in a pot. Add about three tablespoons of oil, and a few shakes of seasoned salt. Saute that on high heat for about two minutes while stirring. When the rice turns white (you'll see what I mean) pour two cups of water into the pot. Bring that to a boil, then cover it and turn the heat down to low and simmer it for twenty minutes. When the twenty minutes are up, take off the top and stir it up with a fork then let it sit for a few minutes. Then eat. If you want to make fried rice, take whatever leftover rice you have and put it in the freezer overnight. The next day, throw some oil, onions and garlic into a frying pan and crack an egg in. Cook over high heat for a couple minutes, then add the rice. Cook that for a few more minutes till it's hot. Add a little soy sauce for flavor. If you can handle that, ask me about lentils and beans. They're even easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Tell your friends your parents have gone away and they can come over and get mad blunted if they bring snacks. Problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joey cheese Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 OR YOU CAN JUST EAT YOUR SHIT. funny as hell!! fry some wings in oil and mix franks red hot sauce with melted butter and celery and ranch on the side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 So with my parents gone for the week [ATTACH]85168.vB[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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