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im pretty lazy when it comes to recipes and fancy shit

go out and buy a huge salmon

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0ff_HC0SR4

 

make it like he does here

and you will have food for about half a week (with re heating etc)

get some potatoes

boil them, mash them, make fries out of them

with any kind of meat

 

buy tomatoes or some other veggies for a salad

 

go find my thread with recipes and videos, they are easy to follow and for the every day lazy man

 

also eggs

 

thats prettty much all you'll need

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deffinately gonna try the lamb for one night. Thanks. And good suggestions from pistol to. That I can deffinately do.

 

pro tip: while the recipe would not be hard for someone who has a fair bit of cooking experience, for someone with minimal or medium experience it would be difficult.

 

So unless you are pro at cooking, just chock it up to me playing games with you.

 

If you want i can post a few simple tasty recipes.

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how old are you? hopefully not over 18 and you cant even make food for yourself? breakfast is the easiest and if you can cook buy a dam box of cereal lunch make sandwhiches and dinner if you have a grill pretty much anyone can grill burgers or steak

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In a large deep tray, spread the following according to directions by layer.

 

2 (9 oz.) cans Frito Bean Dip

 

1 (8 oz.) avocado dip

 

1 pt. sour cream with 1 pkg. dry Taco mix (mix well before spreading)

 

1 (8 oz.) Pace Thick and Chunky Picante (any mild, medium, or hot)

 

1 can ripe olives (mince well)

 

1 jar green olives (mince well)

 

1 bunch green onions (chopped fine)

 

1 lb. grated mild American cheese

 

eat a layer a day and you'll be coo.

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Dude.. This is so retarded.

 

1. If you can afford a rack of lamb, you can afford a whole mess of other shit instead: potatoes, hamburgers, cereal, eggs, bacon, salad, fruit, steak, the list could go on for ever.

 

2. You're in highschool which means :

A. Your stupid retard friends have parents that have tons of food that you can eat.

B. You should be racking food all day long from the grocery store and spending your money on weed or beer or whatever you highschool kids are into these days.

 

3. Nigga make some fucking tacos, ground beef, taco seasoning, cheese and taco shells, then with the left over beef and cheese you can make some tasty nachos.

 

4. How much money did your parents give you? If you want to you can give me the money and I'll go pick out a variety of tasty yet healthy cuisine for you to snack on while your parents are away. I'll even show you how to cook it.

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In a large deep tray, spread the following according to directions by layer.

 

2 (9 oz.) cans Frito Bean Dip

 

1 (8 oz.) avocado dip

 

1 pt. sour cream with 1 pkg. dry Taco mix (mix well before spreading)

 

1 (8 oz.) Pace Thick and Chunky Picante (any mild, medium, or hot)

 

1 can ripe olives (mince well)

 

1 jar green olives (mince well)

 

1 bunch green onions (chopped fine)

 

1 lb. grated mild American cheese

 

eat a layer a day and you'll be coo.

 

 

grated mild american cheese? wtf are you talking about? that shit only comes in singles dog.

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peanut butter goes a long way

ramen can be cooked and hooked in a few good ways (try boiling them and then cooking them in a pan so they get crispy and adding some chicken or steak...boom!

pasta (penne) + parmesan cheese + black pepper + olive oil + butter

red seedless grapes

stoned wheat thins

turkey from the deli

cheese from the deli

a loaf of bread

water, water, water

check for a 2 for $5 deal on some ice cream

apples

oranges

a bag of russet potatoes (with butter and black pepper)

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Rice is easy.

 

Take a cup of rice and put it in a pot. Add about three tablespoons of oil, and a few shakes of seasoned salt. Saute that on high heat for about two minutes while stirring. When the rice turns white (you'll see what I mean) pour two cups of water into the pot. Bring that to a boil, then cover it and turn the heat down to low and simmer it for twenty minutes.

 

When the twenty minutes are up, take off the top and stir it up with a fork then let it sit for a few minutes. Then eat.

 

If you want to make fried rice, take whatever leftover rice you have and put it in the freezer overnight. The next day, throw some oil, onions and garlic into a frying pan and crack an egg in. Cook over high heat for a couple minutes, then add the rice. Cook that for a few more minutes till it's hot. Add a little soy sauce for flavor.

 

If you can handle that, ask me about lentils and beans. They're even easier.

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