Lesbian Fisting Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 But fuck you if your gonna put some meat in your jacket and walk outta my store. Ask some dudes to got straight layed out tonight. I spent the better part of my afternoon cutting those ribeyes and getting payed by the hour and if you think you can put that shit in your coat (WHEN IT IS 70 OUT NIGGA IM IN SHORTS) and walk out like Im not gonna say something. FUCK OUTTA HERE. Usually I dont bust shoplifters, but when you are taking outta my time and check, making me deal with the loss prevention team at corporate, fuck you. That why you ended up on some dirty ass floor with my fat ass taking meat out your clothes and putting my fist in your head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 pics or it didn't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 haha i always wanted to steal a steak but the people who work with the meat are usually big Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 That's how shoplifting should be dealt with. You get caught, you get layed out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 yeah that would work. i would love for any store worker to stiff arm me at a door haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 better then dealing with cops and going threw the system Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 That's how shoplifting should be dealt with. You get caught, you get layed out. Thank you. Usually Im lax on some stealing some nyquil to take back to yiour trailerparks witches cauldron to brew some meth, but when you cut outta my check and my time, make me deal with the police and the fucking assholes at corporate, I dont play that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Smite Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 You don't do graffiti, do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 You don't do graffiti, do you? just because he doesnt want his shit stolen and his money taking away doesnt mean he dont do graffitos just means he wants to get a paycheck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 if you're stupid enough to steal meat, and ontop of it while someone watches you, and that person being the one cuts the meat... you're just an idiot and should get punched in the head bravo i say, bravo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 You should have threatened to cut his hands off with the meat saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 But fuck you if your gonna put some meat in your jacket and walk outta my store. Ask some dudes to got straight layed out tonight. I spent the better part of my afternoon cutting those ribeyes and getting payed by the hour and if you think you can put that shit in your coat (WHEN IT IS 70 OUT NIGGA IM IN SHORTS) and walk out like Im not gonna say something. FUCK OUTTA HERE. Usually I dont bust shoplifters, but when you are taking outta my time and check, making me deal with the loss prevention team at corporate, fuck you. That why you ended up on some dirty ass floor with my fat ass taking meat out your clothes and putting my fist in your head. Nigga you know damn well that shit wasn't going to affect your paycheck in any which way ever. Come on now. Please tell me you at least let that nigga go with an ass-whoopin and left the po out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Your lucky they didnt feel up the cart with steaks aand ribs stacked to the top and bounce through front door with another guy right behind with a cart full of beer. Shit is normal where im from but funny when Hero's try to get all Heroic. Its funnier when the hero's smash on the older crackheads, usually the young punks are looking for a hero to step up. Your lucky you didnt get maced, must have been a crackhead. /I feel you on the pride thing though but shit shit will be took u stopping them or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIT$REAK Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I love when kids steal from my work.. or where I used to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 Nigga you know damn well that shit wasn't going to affect your paycheck in any which way ever. Come on now. I usually agree with you but corporate has been on some shit about bonus levels, so when the quarter comes by and I dont get mty profits share and my bonus, then yeah Im gonna be on your ass. Also, I tried to take my shit back but dude was not having it, trying to deny it. So fuck him. If I call you on your shit, give it back and try again tomorrow when Im not on my shift. I dont give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Thank you. Usually Im lax on some stealing some nyquil to take back to yiour trailerparks witches cauldron to brew some meth, but when you cut outta my check and my time, make me deal with the police and the fucking assholes at corporate, I dont play that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 :lol::lol::lol:LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 yeah that would work. i would love for any store worker to stiff arm me at a door haha Yo Gliks, you should ban this snitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Smite Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Yeah. This dude works at Safeway talking about taking away from his paycheck on a graffiti forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I LOVE getting the police involved at my job. :beat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 T;6259669']Your lucky they didnt feel up the cart with steaks aand ribs stacked to the top and bounce through front door with another guy right behind with a cart full of beer. I did that shit when I was 12 years old...Not the filling up with steaks and ribs part but I did fill up on some other shit and rolled my buggy right out the front door. Got away with it too. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 dude if i ban this kid you know how many online activists are gonna make pictures with cats protesting with cute misspelled signs saying i abused my power and this dude is just an honest man working an honest living and im some tyrannical monster 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Hahahaaahaaa. I was disappointed when the "apology" thread disappeared today. I was about to tell everyone where that dick in the mashed potatoes sample was from, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 just because he doesnt want his shit stolen and his money taking away doesnt mean he dont do graffitos just means he wants to get a paycheck You said "graffitos". You don't write graffiti either do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 haha I just remembered I stole some red licorice and condoms last night. Yknow, just the essentials. I was forced to steal the condoms because my lady companion was with me and I didn't want her see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 You said "graffitos". You don't write graffiti either do you? i like the word graffitos makes me seem more upper class and i need that because of my skin color Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 dude if i ban this kid you know how many online activists are gonna make pictures with cats protesting with cute misspelled signs saying i abused my power and this dude is just an honest man working an honest living and im some tyrannical monster Nah fuck that. this is actually a good reason. This aint on some "you don't like my taste in music" shit. This is some real shit. If any online activists got shit to say about it then fuck them. DON'T BOW DOWN TO THE LOBYESTS NOW GLIKS! WE NEED YOUR LEADERSHIP AND MODERATION IN TIMES LIKE THIS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 FUCK LOBYESTS AND NIGGER SCIENTTISTS WIF GLASSEZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 i shoplift alot but if i owned a store and caught someone jacking i would wring em out. i guess its weird. dont fuck with my money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 if you're stupid enough to steal meat, and ontop of it while someone watches you, and that person being the one cuts the meat... you're just an idiot and should get punched in the head bravo i say, bravo Or a homeless bum who needs to eat something. Or a convicted felon who's minimum wage job at McDonalds doesn't pay enough to feed his fam. Who is anybody making an hourly wage to judge? Especially coming from someone who you would assume that they've at least racked paint at some point in their life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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