massgraff Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 roasted squab with a burgundy pine nut reduction and truffle risotto. with toasted brioche. tpbm likes move this by technotronic I THINK IT'S HOT, BUT WHATCHU THINK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 true. okay to start off, i would have an endless array of all types of fried chicken. kfc,popeyes,churches,calvins (agusta ga know what im talkin bout) and about 45-50 of them chicken quesadillas from taco bell. then for my second course i would have a giant bowl of spaghetti, with those little miniature corndogs mixed in, you know the ones that look like tater tots but they really not they just corn dogs. and then ima have them drape the spaghetti in dominoes pizza (pepperoni with extra cheese and extra pepperoni) and then back it like pie. them after im done with that i'll finish off my dessert with 2 full gallons of expresso and a carton of cigarettes with a side of laxitives. that way when i am finally sent to be executed and i vacate my bowels i want those fuckers to have to clean my shit off the walls and the cieling for months. i literally want my whole anus to explode and then start squirting out this most foulest of excriments all over the executioner and the guards, and the witnesses and family members of who ever i wronged. not even the priest will be spared from my pooey wrath. they will all feel my pain, and will rue the day that they put the great romero to death. i will become a folk hero to those incarcerated, and they will make shrines in my likeness out of bars of soap and toilet paper mache, and i will become the patron saint to all those serving life or on their 3rd strikes. they will say "romero died for your sins and shat on all them niggas and the warden so you don't have to" and they will rejoice... tpbm found my above answer to be alteast slightly entertaining. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 True, I must spread rep... TPBM lol'ed at the phrase "pooey wrath" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 true tpbm at first thought tl:dr then decided to go back and read it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 false, too long. tpbm wants to bang rosie perez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 for some reason false... TPBM has lost somebody younger than them recently to cancer and feels weird ed out by it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 false. tpbm will name a celeb that they think it would be cool to be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 false, being a celebrity would probably suck, either because the fame would be overwhelming and because most celebrities seem to have horrible personalities. tpbm would bone jane valez mitchell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 false. tpbm likes those swiffer wet jet commercial that play give me just a little more time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 true tpbm thinks george zimmerman is guilty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 well everyones guilty of something... i'm guilty of having incredibly kissable lips. tpbm is also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 oh i don't know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abc Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 tpbm is 2 danny devito's tall 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Something like that, I was unaware of that particular unit of measurement. TPBM thinks a good portion of the strife in society is perpetuated by the media at the behest of politicians with ulterior motives. (at least in the US) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 true, to some extent, also the lack in family values tpbm owns some comic books Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 like one. tpbm agrees that it's better to put too many bullets in the head than too few Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steve Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 True, shoot to kill. Tpbm likes dubstep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 false tpbm plays a mean guitar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 False, I played bass in a couple shitty garage bands back in the day, but well, you know how it goes. TPBM thinks the level of butthurt in ch0 is rising in general, people taking things way to personal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 false. butts have always been hurt. tpbm has put printer ink in a shampoo bottle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Nope TPBM has had a "highlander" moment in a hardware or art supply store. No words are exchanged but both parties know the other is a writer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 can't say i have. tpbm has sniffed a seat after a girl has stood up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 false, thats some perv shit bruh tpbm has jacked off in a public place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 false. might try it. tpbm has dissected their shit before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 true, figuratively speaking tpbm hasnt been on 12oz in like 5 days cuz everytime they'd log in, a window would come up saying "umm your already logged in, so this muct be a mistake", then tpbm found a way around this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 you gotta hit log out bruv. tpbm has peed on the floor or seat of a bus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 true, accidentally as a young child. tpbm is subscribed to at leaset 30 threads on the oontz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 like 9 or 10. tpbm google image searched their town and a picture of a girl in the last seat of a schoolbus showed up and you immediately thought "what street is that?" and "i wonder what school she goes to?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 nah, that's some pedo bear shit. tpbm don't smoke weeds no mo, and they don't smoke it no less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 true. tpbm has a rap legend's autograph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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