eviltrailer77 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 False been doing shit around the house, trying to get ready for this weekend TPBM has had a girls dad or brother warn them about how crazy said girl is, and it turned out to be the understatement of the decade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 true. tpbm is we todd ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 false, that was sofa king we todd ed, you stu padasso tpbm won a trip to hawaii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 true. tpbm wants to chill with omar from the wire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 false, i dont suck dick tpbm wants to work with chris from the wire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 idk, i never watched it. tpbm saw some really funny shit today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 False. The person below me has warrants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 false. tpbm thinks the gym class boners is a good band name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 false, too much like gym class hero gayness tpbm likes neil young songs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 i might. tpbm likes Give Up Entirely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 false, i only listen to the star wars soundtrack tpbm has to work today but doesn't mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWiF407 Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 true. TPBM thinks Katt Williams is that muhfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 yeah! tpbm saw a lane bryant billboard and thought "hey ain't nothin wrong with that" then they saw the store was underneath and went in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 false tpbm is moving on up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 constantly. tpbm would bang nurse ratched from one flew over the cuckoo's nest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 if you mean like the BANG! from a gun, then yes. tho, id rather strangle her to death. tpbm caught a lobotomy in the 1970's, then just imagined all this shit later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 pretty much yeah. tpbm thinks dennis from attack the block got what was coming to him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 if he was the kid who got his head crushed in the helmet, then sorta yea. tpbm is bouta go hook up some egg whites with peppers and onions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 false. tpbm has thick thighs and no felonies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 False, my thighs are in proportion to the rest of my nonfelon self. TPBM is growing a mullet just to fuck with people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 false tpbm has a hankerin for some typa asian food right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 False, craving in-n-out, double-double (2x4) animal style, with animal style fries and a neapolitan shake. TPBM knows exactly what all of that secret menu jibberish means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Tib3- Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 False... Wrong Coast. TPBM needs Google Translate for Women... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 nah. that was a good idea tpbm had dunking their hand in the toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Hells yeah, it's called "scatfish noodling", all the cool fecal freaks are doing it. TPBM is pretty sure tv is state sponsored brainwashing Notinfoilhatoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 yeah. tpbm listens to edie brickell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 false tpbm had an idea so great my mind would explode if i even began to know what i was talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 true. tpbm can hook up the vcr without spilling piping hot gravy allover myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 true, i guess.. tpb, knows what a double header is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 true, i'm not gonna explain it in my response though. tpbm sometimes calls their girl saggy naggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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