massgraff Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 false. tpbm almost farted the alphabet but they pooped on the S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I don't have that kind of sphincter articulation. TPBM is watching the draft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 false. tpbm likes hood milk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schizophrenic. Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 false tpbm is in the military Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abc Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 false. tpbm's post count and age are the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 true tpbm is an old shaolin master who kills at will and gave bill his skills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 true tpbm smells like feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 false, my feet smell tho tpbm cant help it if theres so many delicious foods out there that cost alot of money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 FALSE TPBM KNOWS THAT IF YOU OWN A GUN AND YOUR WHITE, THEN YOUR A COP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 false. tpbm used to work nights on hotcock.com until they got fired when their mom logged on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaaaaaaaaa Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 true, it was humiliating! tpbm has dolphin teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 false. tpbm loves someone more today than yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 I got kids, so generally true. But sometimes I just want to strangle these bad little fuckers. TPBM has nieces and nephews that they teach bad habits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 false. tpbm has people under there bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schizophrenic. Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 false tpbm had work today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 false. tpbm has the ass of a 17 year old gymnast and the forehead of a toddler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 false tpbm has used their urine stream to knock shit off stuck to the side of the bowl in a public batrhoom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 not in a public restroom. the 5 second rule was in full affect for tpbm today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 False but yesterday TPBM has had to pay an unexpected debt today and it has ruined some holiday plans slightly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 nope. tpbm thinks carrier pigeons are fortune cookies with wings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 false tpbm has used a black plastic bag from the bodega in lieu of a glove while catching handstyles with a can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 what? nah. tpbm cries themself to sleep in public places Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 false, only the safety and security of my bedroom tpbm is a big fat blubbering pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 not no more. tpbm wishes big macs were bigger. like wendey's sized Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Just get the 1/4 pounder w/ cheese, add Mac sauce. Shits on point. TPBM just got some good news via snail mail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 no but i was expecting to. the economy is even hitting tpbm hard. last night they only 68'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasp Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 nah son, had to 96. the price of eating out has gone up... da dum shii TPBM is proud that I got 2 c's and 2 b's this semester. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 very much so, yes. congrats. tpbm's grades were always in that meaty part of the curve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 No, I was that kid in the back of the class lighting all of his papers on fire. TPBM remembers a time when writers where shunned and hated by the mainstream, as opposed to now with all the rapletter tshirts and such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 yeah i remember that shit. i got into this graff shit way back in 08 in the "before time". a lot of niggas weren't feelin it. tpbm has atleast 4 FREE REVOK shirts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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