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Who's really from Pakistan

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False. Tpbm knows if i should kiss my chain or kiss my watch.

False. Tpbm will say the worst thing they've seen in the last 24 hours.

False tpbm haves a credit card

false. tpbm has licked an asshole.

a virgin's tears should do the trick.

Good luck injury About to go to a chinese buffet.

nothing of any real importance. procrastinating.

like a rockstar, bang

how do i take a picture of my phone, with my phone?

SMASH!

channel surfing. just put a frozen pizza in the oven.

false. tpbm likes popsicles

simple solution to that last one is moist wipes. i use 3 or 4 sandwiched together per wipe for epic shits but if i make straight bunny poops i'll only use 2. i seldom need more than 4 at once but it has happened. i used to go through half a roll a day but moms wasn't haven't that and i remember thinking to myself "why the hell can't i figure out how to wipe my ass" but then i discovered moist wipes and i've been good to go ever since.

fetal alcohol broad's looking like a smash in that last pic. i know i'd probably regret her later but what's life without some regretful sex right?

not even gonna lie, she's looking kind of good in that picture. i'd hit her off with the interracial facial.

false. tpbm's post count and age are the same.

tpbm is 2 danny devito's tall

yeah that's what i ended up doing. never thought to add a tomato, might be interesting.

wondering if they'll make me a double filet o fish at micky d's if i ask nicely enough.

condoms to slide on attackers. god willing i'll get them on before they break my nubile young ass in. fat people to hide behind.

rbox/rboks cmon squeet kring poonam

no fuck you i said bortle! but i guess i vote mclovin.