SMdoubleXL Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 true sometimes i have to..i have short ass legs. (its the whole body that short..not just the legs..haha) the poster below me shaves with a straight edge razor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 false, but i always wanted to do it myself. last year i got a straight shave done in a shop. meh. tpbm loves "water ice" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 que? tpbm thinks that if they shoot for the moon and miss, they will land amongst the stars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 hmm, true. Tpbm owned and still owns a Sega. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 True and false...Owned one,but no longer do. Tpbm has recently been rudely awakened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 True. My girl started going through my phone, and listening to the ring tones changing my shit up while I was trying to fall asleep. Sometimes I want to smack her. tpbm has smacked a bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 True Tpbm fees no remorse for smackin a bish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 True if they deserve it. tpbm had eggs for breakfast: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 false. had a peppered turkey sammich with a glass of sweat tea tpbm had to break up a fist fight within the last few days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 false. tpbm drinks alot of coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 false, i drink some coffee tpbm cant spell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 .[/color][/b] Tpbm can't spell. True, to a degree. :lol: Tpbm hates cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 false, animals are cool. tpbm knows how to dougie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 False Tpbm is broke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 true, always broke. not for long though tpbm will tell us the last dream they remember having Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 true, me and my dad were gettin chased around by this dude with a shotgun, but he kept changing appearance and pulling weapons out of nowhere. Eventually we ran into the woods (the first time i've been able to actually run in a dream in a long time) and took dude out from a distance. Woke up right before the kill shot, which made me think i was trying to kill something inside myself. Dreams are weird. tpbm read all that shit i just typed, and found it to be a kool st0ry Br0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 I was in a factory, abandoned. With some homies and my girl. Everyone was dying one by one in front of my face in a fucked up way, shit was nuts. Next thing I know, I open a door and I'm free falling off the top of the Golden Gate bridge. I woke up choking on saliva. /coolstorybr0. tpbm likes relish on their hot dogs. haha *edit. beat me to it. crazy dream indeed tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 If i'm putting pickle on my hot dog, i'm goin chicago style. tpbm can and will describe what the condiments are on a chicago dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 dude, the chicago dog i have around here has no relish, or pickles for that matter. to me, a chicago dog is fresh chopped tomatoes, fresh chopped onions and yellow mustard. i would happily put relish on that shit tho. im also not from chicago, so truthfully i dont know for sure. tpbm is redeyed and hes gonna tell me what his understanding of a chicago dog is, and if it aint redeyed, pm me doggie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 true, lol. the chicago dog is an all beef frankfurter with mustard and onion under the dog, and sweet pickles, tomato and celery salt on top. usually served on a poppy seed bun. Sounds strange, but try it. It's delicious! tpbm will try a chicago dog in the next couple days and report back with their findings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 true... if they serve them somewhere in dallas, i will try one tpbm has banged a chick within an hour of meeting her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 False like 3 or so... Tpbm has banged a super black chick.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 false...ive banged a few black chicks...but none of them have been super. the person below me has also banged a black chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON CHEF Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 FALSE. TPBM: HAS A ONE-TRACK MIND WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 true, but only because I was allowed to be a picky fatass as a child, which is something i'm slowly growing out of.. tpbm will tell us their favorite tv show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Salamanca Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 true, probably breaking bad or the wire (rip) tpbm has used WOW gold 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 False I dont even know what that is. Tpbm has had mental health therapy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 False. Tpbm is lazy today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 im lazy everyday, its just a matter of how lazy. i have also fucked some black chicks, they are great. tpbm has had sex with more than one puerto rican chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 false...ive never fucked a boriqua....even when i went to NYC, i ended up fucking a mexican chick. the person below me has fucked an asian person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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