massgraff Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Idk? True? Tpbm just took a ? in a ⛽ station bathroom ? out of desperation and was so tired they didn't realize there wasn't any ? paper before they sat down or that there was pee all over the seat, but it was okay because you wore an old pair of socks and you could just rub hand sanitizer on your butt cheeks when you got back to the car ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 False. never caught slipping without napkins/tissues The person below me wonders what their citizenship ranking would be if they were in china. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Seeing as how I'm not a citizen of ?? I'd be illegal, right? False. Tpbm was terminated for writing "good luck, faggot" on their transgender co-worker's "inspirational" bulletin post about leaving the company for another state and starting life anew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 False, we don't do inspirational bulletins. TPBM speaks with strong regional accent and word choices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Falski. Tpbm ran over an old woman earlier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 On 3/9/2019 at 9:51 AM, massgraff said: Falski. Tpbm ran over an old woman earlier False. I just clipped her. Tpbm Is the type to piss in a public pool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moe Szyslak Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 True. Tpbm used to listen to 69 boys' "whoop there is" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 26 minutes ago, Moe Szyslak said: True. Tpbm used to listen to 69 boys' "whoop there is" Same tbh. Hmm I mean, I guess i did. I def know what it is lol Tpbm Has had a great run and hasn't vomited since 05' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 False. Though I haven’t puked much in my life. Tpbm owns a pair of crocs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 false my sons does but he inherited them and he's five years old. person below me can teell me how many countries the vengaboys went number one in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 False, never heard of em, 3 out of 3 videos on their web page feature cleavage on the splash. TPBM has fired an employee before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 16 minutes ago, morton said: False, never heard of em, 3 out of 3 videos on their web page feature cleavage on the splash. TPBM has fired an employee before. True. Fuck that guy. TPBM once farted while getting a BJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 True!! One of the first times I got one hahaha. Tpbm is vegan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 22 minutes ago, earmuffs said: True!! One of the first times I got one hahaha. Tpbm is vegan Oh heck no, I'd eat a steak in front of one and watch them seethe though. TPBM tells loud or obnoxious ppl on public transit to stfu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 They are drowned out literally 100% of the time.. Actually somewhat recently there was this loud mouthed wigger girl i unfortunately made i contact with who had to go on and on about how a co worker had stolen $2000 from her and how she was gonna get her back and how real she was. 99.9% Tpbm was at the club. Bottoms up when i first met you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 False. But if we were to ever meet we’d definitely be slamming some dranks! TPBM is about to face some major life changes in the near future. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 It's all relative man, whats major and what is near future, and beyond that how can anyone know. I am going with True because it is better to expect change than deny it. TPBM has been to Cincinnati and will tell me where to get chilli when I go this weekend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Fasle but accordinbg to google https://www.thedailymeal.com/travel/cincinnatis-remarkable-chili-and-8-best-places-eat-it this might help The person below mis having a rough week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Ummm, rough life. Tpbm has deep vein thrombosis and will share tips for dealing with deep vein thrombosis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 False - I don't know what that is so...... TPBM needs to cut their toenails, be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 False. They aight. Tpbm is hungover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moe Szyslak Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 False You never get hungover if you stay drunk Tpbm liked to eat glue as a kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Falseroo! TPBM is tempted to move to a flyover state for the BBQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 False, although that is not to say I wouldn't TPBM drinks tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 False. Tpbm has to deal with a bed hog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 true either my wife or the fucking kids TPBM would go on safari but only to see animals tearing each other to pieces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Sure. Tpbm wasn't surprised to hear about drugs being found on Justin beiber's tour bus. Now testicles, that would've raised an eyebrow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 False. Actually super surprised. Thought dude was a major square. Lol TPBM drank all weekend long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 False. Trying to cut back. Tpbm listens to "cotton eyed Joe" at least once a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 False but I'm hearing it in my head as we speak. Person below me is stoked that i saw a Koala in the neighbourhood today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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