morton Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 False, Never came up. TPBM has called the police before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 true. Once a homless lady came to my house begging me to call the cops because there were ghost in her house telling her to burn the house down. tpbm would enjoy a pool right now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tookthetime Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 false. theres mos. def a chill to the air. and some lightning. tpbm has been forced to play wingman for unsavory characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 true, more times than i can count soberfriendwhogettsdraggedaroundbydrunkfriends oner tpbm wishes they had a cool green name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 i got one. tpbm is bored as hell most of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tookthetime Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 true. and god bless the soul who has to deal with that ish...cuz i will find a way to make things interesting.(alittle too attention defecit for my own good) tpbm has dated someone they were too embarassed to introduce to friends/family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 True, The first time either of my parents met my child's mother was after my child was born. TPBM has spent a continual 24 hours off the internet within the past month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kage212 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 true. person below has swine flu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compton red Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 false. tpbm has been to scullery square Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royalzzz Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 false tpbm has smoked a blunt in the past 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 false, not in like 14 months... tpbm can drink a beer in under one minute... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 True, That is no big. One time when I was younger and not so smart I put down a pint of bushmills in one drink and then did up some chiva. Next stop hospital. TPBM wears a hat almost everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 true. fitted hats all day. tpbm can drink a 40 oz. through a beer bong 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Not only that but in the words of the beastie boys, I can drink a forty ounce and stand still stilll still. TPBM has consumed a 40 in the past 48 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowboarding Panda Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 True, really shouldn't have tho hah. tpbm has to wake up hella early for work tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 false tpbm ate way too much today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 true TPBM likes cheesecake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 true, chocolate chip is my favorite :-) tpbm plans on seeing "9" intoxicated 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IgetsMINE Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 False haven't even heard of that shit tpbm votes yes on 215 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 wtf is 215? tpbm is in a dorm room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tookthetime Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 false. tpbm knows how to cure headaches. and will pm me a miracle cure. (that doesnt involve beer or drugs) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kage212 Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 false. person below has paid for cigarettes in change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 most def true looseys all the way TPBM has a photo album with more than 200 photos of their pieces in it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wirkone Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 true, more than 2000 photos next earthling to type under me has a fucked up tooth(rotted away) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 False --at least as far as I know. The last time I saw a dentist, I think Clinton was in office. The mammal below me was born after 1993, and might be a love child I created at Lollapalooza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 false....i was born before regan even took office! the person below me gets gas when eating cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 false but after nachos trooo TPBM has had a chance meeting in the last week that might change things for the better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 false...i havent met anyone like that. the person below me will also celebrate a birthday tomorrow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 false its in aids awareness month.. the person beneath me has huge cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 true....ive had girls tell me it hurts, and to not put it in all the way. the person below me has licked a girls butthole before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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