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When she wants to fuck you after only seeing pics of your dick on another girls phone. And youve never met her before.

 

When she calls you two weeks later and says she thinks shes pregnant, then you bring up the fact that you had on a condom.

 

 

 

I think all of us need less sex and more love.

/no homo

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when she has a crappy tattoo on her lower back.

 

when shes mad dumb, real stupid ones are easy to fuck.

 

when she lets ME fuck her!

 

when she lets a friend of mine (someone specific i cant say names) fuck her.

 

when shes done a threesomes.

 

when she fucks the first night she meets you.

 

when shes a chubby bitch.

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This seems to fit here too...

 

A dude I worked with was 37, had a wife and twins, and was driving a brand new Lexus SUV. He cheated on all that with a 21 year BITCH at my work, who dumped her kid on its grandma, made enough noise to get him in trouble (we're "management" so it's not cool to fuck employees) and oh by the way...she has HERPES. Everyone knew it too, he just didn't care.

 

The guy mentioned above just got fired for flirting with a client via his cell phone, and the girl last report had become a coke addict and a few months back fucked a dealer for a gram. I know the gram is legit because a guy I work with did the coke after.

 

That's how STDs spread.

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when you tell her to suck your dick while youre taking a shit fucking around and she actually comes into the bathroom gets on her knees starts sucking, gags from the smell, whipes her eyes, laughs and keeps going.

 

 

 

thats the grossest thing ive ever heard. :yuck:

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when she has a crappy tattoo on her lower back.

 

when shes mad dumb, real stupid ones are easy to fuck.

 

when she lets ME fuck her!

 

when she lets a friend of mine (someone specific i cant say names) fuck her.

 

when shes done a threesomes.

 

when she fucks the first night she meets you.

 

when shes a chubby bitch.

 

:lol:

Sums up an ex of mine, i dont know if shes fucked you though?

 

 

 

ah probably.

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