PerFuct Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 So, My roommate and I were on our way back to our apartment from breakfast. Hopped into our elevator, we live on the 5th floor of a 5 floor building. Hit 5, start going up, about midway(3rd floor or so) shit starts shaking, its an old elevator so we both kinda just looked at each other and didn't think much. Then Bang, smash, crash, lights blow out.. Holy fuck, The elevator straight kept going up, and smashed into the top of the elevator shaft, uh 5th an 3/4 floor? As my Roommate put it, the elevator soared past its last stop and was attempting to give us the express flight to the land of God. My roommate called 911 after no one came to our excessive emergency button pushing. The Fire department came and they were able to get us out after taking the door to the Fifth floor off and we slid out the bottom that was barely a foot of clearance. After being out, the firemen informed us that the counter weights snapped off and the elevator was basically jamed into the shaft and he said we were lucky not to be going down, because, yeah. Crash, boom, death. Oh and they even helped me get my bike out, had to take it apart to fit it through, heh. Holy Anxiety oner. So, 12oz I ask you this, does a brotha have a case or what? Were going to call a lawyer tomorrow, shits insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 it was your time to die, but you cheated death...but death never forgets, your days are numbered homie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 standard procedure of 12oz legal advice.com is for us to see some tits. without tits, we just can't help you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLSE Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 final destination style your friend best watch out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 TITS!!!!!!!!! but this sounds like some final destination shit you better watch your step. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 standard procedure of 12oz legal advice.com is for us to see some tits. without tits, we just can't help you. actually he is right....its in the FAQs, no legal advice without posting of tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 actually he is right....its in the FAQs, no legal advice without posting of tits and that's why my name comes first on the sign outside.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 and that's why my name comes first on the sign outside.... fuck you...i own the door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 im willing to bet your bike was a fixed gear. so you dying woulda been a-ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 fuck you...i own the door no, you painted the door...remember....6 pack of miller.....mota.... yeah, so you painted the door. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4lc1PlwHos&eurl=http://www.videosift.com/video/Bully-humiliated-on-Berlin-subway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 well you could have a case possibly... they had a thing on spike tv though if you were to ever be in a elevator and it was crashing to the bottom, best bet to stay alive is to lay on the floor of the elevator... some shit to do with science... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 no, you painted the door...remember....6 pack of miller.....mota.... yeah, so you painted the door. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4lc1PlwHos&eurl=http://www.videosift.com/video/Bully-humiliated-on-Berlin-subway so you are saying you want to pull my pants down on the S-Bahn??? werido Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 so you are saying you want to pull my pants down on the S-Bahn??? werido no, i'm just showing you what to expect from iloveboxcars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 no, you painted the door...remember....6 pack of miller.....mota.... yeah, so you painted the door. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4lc1PlwHos&eurl=http://www.videosift.com/video/Bully-humiliated-on-Berlin-subway :lol: what the fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 So, 12oz I ask you this, does a brotha have a case or what? Were going to call a lawyer tomorrow, shits insane. fuck yeah you do your landlord/building owner whatever have you is fucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 i can call my cousin Vinny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 At least you didnt take this elevator for another epic phail http://youtube.com/watch?v=_Owrgg2o5xw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 :lol: i can call my cousin Vinny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Honestly.. You probably need to be injured to have a case.. I dont exactly like sue happy, money grubbing people.. But whatever. Have someone hurt you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 oh yeah you got a case. sue the hell out of the landlord, and those and/or those that do the routine elevator inspections & maintenance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypergraphia Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 congratulations you escaped death and youre rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 you probably have a case. my buddy was chillin on his patio and the shit snapped and he fell from the 2nd floor and broke both of his feet. he got 4 million bucks in a settlement. they had to fuse one of his feet back together and its like 2 sizes smaller than his other foor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dark horse Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 im willing to bet your bike was a fixed gear. so you dying woulda been a-ok. no doubt.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YEAHMANWORD Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 So, 12oz I ask you this, does a brotha have a case or what? Were going to call a lawyer tomorrow, shits insane. Hahaha, get over yourself. Elevators get stuck all the time. Try living in a 30 story project where people are constantly having to call FD to get them out. Every day there are a ton of stuck elevators everywhere. Another frivolous lawsuit from a filthy shiester. *I don't live in the projects. Just using that as an example where elevators are constantly stuck/not working and motherfuckers have to hike up 30 floors with groceries and a stroller. Happens in the projects, apartment buildings, condos, malls office buildings, subways...everywhere. You're not special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowDown Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 all that advice and no (o)(o)'s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 TITS OR GTFO plea insanity.....say its nothin a lawsuit cant cure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 im willing to bet your bike was a fixed gear. so you dying woulda been a-ok. hahahaha thats great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abe Frohman Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 im willing to bet your bike was a fixed gear. so you dying woulda been a-ok. hahahahahh! treated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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