R@ndomH3ro Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 This nigga stays up at night and refreshes his myspace to see if he has new friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
escoone! Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 *laughter turning into crying* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 this nigga got a tattoo of nick nolte's mugshot on his left earlobe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 This nigga made a pocket pussy with the main ingredient being from his toy box back in the day. God I bet he knew that shit was more than just slime and would help get some nuts off one day when he got past the blanks stage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
korokys Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 this nigga fucked midget siamese twins in the bathroom at mcdonalds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 tease serioiusly sometimes your stupidity amazes me in general, it amazes me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 This nigga goes to strip clubs where the strippers wear shell toes and phat laces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 this nigga once was in love with a hoe named Brandy and post that shit on 12 oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 too bad homie didn't kill himself . what a fuckin idiot endangering others. This nigga on some straightedge Mothers Against Drunk Drivers Nancyboy shit. Fuck outahere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 fuckin' slaughterhouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerFuct Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Niggas on some melrose place type shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobsaysmittens Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 This nigga buildin 64 foot scale models of heath ledger out of tooth picks cuz he thinks he can donate it to barack obamas campaign fund. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 This nigga on some straightedge Mothers Against Drunk Drivers Nancyboy shit. Fuck outahere. you pick some fucking stupid arguments dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 you know its bad when n00bz try to clown your shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Niggas on some melrose place type shit i got a good laugh out of this one, probably due to drugs and alcohol. this nigga work management at McDonalds, fronting like hes in sales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 this nigga throws down moves he learned from beat street when hes up in the clubs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 ... had to call all kindsa peoples until we found a ride from downtown. at 12 midnight. not as easy as you'd think. they don't have taxis in your city? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 too bad homie didn't kill himself . what a fuckin idiot endangering others. ppfftt, chill the fuck out. not bragging at all, but i've driven drunk a lot, sometimes when really smashed, and i was always capable of controlling the vehicle, riding between the lines, not speeding like a maniac. i don't know how people crash shit when drunk, all you have to do is pay attention. with that being said, my new years resolution was to not drive drunk this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 i miss driving drunk. cruising the city streets with the beats on, windows down, smokin a cig. ahh the good ol days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 say no to drunk driving kids get a taxi or call someone...shit aint right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 this nigga rocks basketball jerseys over christmas sweaters his mom knitted for him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 see drunk driving depends on the driver... ive driven with people fuuuucked up and they drove perfect as if they were taking the test for their license... and ive driven with drunks who would speed crazy and swerve in and out of traffic on some fast and the furious type shit... taking tight crazy fast turns around lakes and shit in a busted up rusted 97 jeep something... THAT shit is not fun at all...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 this nigga's momma rocks a weave made out of snoop dogg's pubes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 this nigga jerks off to the Chyna sex tape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh.. myyyyyyyyyyyyyy gooooddddddddddddddd ..this thread.. im crying over here.. Chupa, i never knew you were so funny... are you stealing these one liners? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 this nigga borrows socks from his boys and puts them in his under roos to look bigger for the ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 this nigga uses pert shampoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 This nigga went fishing at Red Lobster and caught crabs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 This nigga rock a throwback durag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 you pick some fucking stupid arguments dude Nah homie, I just keep it real. You politicaly correct hollier than though hipocrites crack me up. "I would never drive drunk dude! Never! I hope you kill yourself you evil fuck!" Yeah right Mother Theresa. Even the bitch that formed Mothers Against Drunk Drivers caught a DUI. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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