-sudz- Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 so i just recently moved into this new place. the landlord lives upstairs but is completely awesome and totally chill so its fine, right? anyways, a day or two after we arrive my landlord's weird russian boyfriend (i guess?) arrives. so anyways, if i'm home alone (which i have been since last wednesday), and am being quiet i can hear them through the vents (yes, it is kind of creepy). a few days ago i am eating dinner or something and i hear the russian guy get home and immediately there is this shouting match about how she wanted him to tell some girl to get out of his life and he said that he had told her to stop calling, and then she asks "but having her show up at your work at lunch is cool though?" and they were just going at it. since then she's always had alot of friends around it seemed and i have heard her gossiping to her pal about how he's so messed up and had come to bed expecting to get laid later the night of the argument and what a fucked up guy he is. so today i hear some of the friends leave finally. maybe 15 minutes later i go across the street to smoke a bowl at the park as soon as i sit down on the bench, which faces my house, i just hear this loud bang. turns out this is my landlord trying to push the dude out of the door. she starts yelling shit, gets him out, and slams the door in his face. he stands there for a minute, expecting her to open it again or something, then just storms down the front steps, gets in his SUV and speeds off. i take a couple of minutes to finish my bowl and go across the monkey bars, and when i turn around to come back home all of her lights are off and everything is silent. its like 10:15. they dont usually go to bed til like 2. what the fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 smash the landlady! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 wait was the bang the door slamming or something else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Go up there and get that rebound pussy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 smash...........even if she's dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 sounds like the usual drama to me. theres some black folks across the street from my house, and they are being loud as fuck.as usual. who needs to fucking go outside and fucking yell down the street when homeboy is 2 feet in front of your ass, facing you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-sudz- Posted February 23, 2008 Author Share Posted February 23, 2008 i wasnt looking at my house when the bang happened, but i am pretty sure it was the door, yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 haha black people are so loud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 i wasnt looking at my house when the bang happened, but i am pretty sure it was the door, yeah. ok because sometimes shit gets to hectic like one time with my sisters ex boyfriend he pulled a nine on her because he taught she was cheating on him he was a crazy ass chink bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 bro... there black people... its what they do. DUH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Drama hoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 go knock and see if shes cool. and if she answers the door. make something up, like "can i have some sugar?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 ask her if she wants to smoke a bowl to chill the fuck out. then smash, unless she's beast status. then fuck her. (figuratively speaking) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 on the serious end of things. I wouldnt sweat it, but if you dont hear or see any signs of life tommorow, you might wanna stick your head in and see if everythings ok. like Porc said, just make some shit up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-sudz- Posted February 23, 2008 Author Share Posted February 23, 2008 haha, my landlady isnt black! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 watch out sudz............the cops might pin this on you.........you were high, don't remember much, your prints are there, you have her sugar. yeah think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 oh shit... your landlady is black? stay away she will just yell at you. especially if your white boy status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menaceIIsobriety Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Go up there and get that rebound pussy! thats what i said, in my head. (like the Cheaters show...they hit all the Rebounds) SERIOUSLY,,,HAVE YOU EVER PEEPED THESE FUCKERS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 not that hectic homie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 i think i just read all that with my eyes, but didn't think about it at all. i think that means i don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 is she russian too? i know mad russians, i wouldn't get into a relationship with an off the boat russian, but i sure as hell would smash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 i take a couple of minutes to finish my bowl and go across the monkey bars, :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dark horse Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 prrrrrrrrr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 fliks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 How were the monkey bars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 its the end of the world call your mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 go up there and punch her in the puss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 If she is offed don't say shit and you might get free rent for a while if you cand stand the smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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