podrido Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 some1 jacks off to ayebee's myspace. and got caught doing it no lies. discuzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN if i were him i'd go jack off on my rc51 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN Who better than me, you better than me Shit you never will see if you dead and deceased Keep two's, lead, and the piece and I'm busting it off right Leave a trail of smoke like a fucking exhaust pipe Took the coke up out the stash cause they know about the stash Now I'm like swallow these dope up in the bags (yeah) Coke up in the bags, yeah sown up in the bags I do my chicks like Ludacris BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS! I'm a mean pimp you know what I mean pimp Four hoes on each strip all bringing me chips (damn) Futuristic, so when I'm gon they gon have to do balistics Just to prove I'm this sick You niggas need to be spank by your mami For ever thinking you'll be greater than I'll be You get that short late waist pack money I get that all straight a.s.a.p. money bring it here now! [Chorus 2x] Touch the coke, touch the pot, add the soda what you got ME!(me) I am what I am I be what I be and that you will see I AM CRACK!! [Verse 2] Who want it with I, you want it with I I'll shoot one of ya eyes You'll lose one of ya eyes I'll jam move and slump ya (wooo!) Leave your body in ranch cuckamonga with ants moving under My flows so in order, I can turn soap and water to ocean water and float the border You never will be what I forever will be Your tombstone never will read we buried a G, NO!! I'm so mean and nice with the things I write Jesus might say Jesus Christ (haha) It's only rap so why yall trying to hold me back Like yall ain't ask for to owe me back I'M HERE! My peoples play and sling cocaine More than Billy Blanco from Carlito's Way So you can find me on the streets okay With that big fucking piece okay (OKAY! Ye!) [Chorus 2x] Touch the coke, touch the pot, add the soda what you got ME!(me, ye) I am what I am I be what I be and that you will see I AM CRACK!! [Verse 3] Too dope for this but you won't admit So my two's smoking spit make you choke on spit [cough, cough] You ever seen a man gag and gargle Sound like a new born trying to ask for bottles They like cut it out you slacking But I bust it out in rapping Can you name a nigga better without me busting out in laughing? (hahaha) Nigga you couldn't spit enough to get at me I'll stretch ya for extracurricular activity Forget holla for help I make you wanna pull your lip over your head and just swallow yourself [psss] You're not on my level, you're not on my shelf But you can and you will be just another notch on my belt I'm more Amazing than Grace is when I say shit You should say amen after my name kid (yup) Yes this is that of greatness (greatness) You should say amen after this statement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN WRONG! gimme a min to write this up and lemme clarify this hsit! I wasnt jerkin off. HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED! I am wicked bored and high right now. So Ayebee keeps posting shit about some party he is throwing or some shit on myspace I am making posters for myspace for my upcoming shows and I said fuck it instead of Ayebee making his shit with words i am just gonna make something for him because i am bored. So this shit is coming to a close i am finishing up(THE TEXT NO HOMO) and one of my roomates (who is a girl) boyfriend comes up to the door on my rec room and knocks. I am sitting there my hand in my hoody in my lap the other on the mouse SQUINTING close as fuck to the monitor(shit nigga I wearin know glasses yall know me). Dude scared me and I am like OH SHIT MAN YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME! This dude goes oh man...uh yea from now on ill just knock when I come in... I am like why I wasnt jerkin off I am just working on this poster for myspace. He is like uhhh yea...right... and like walks real slow like i got aids up the stairs... WTF!!! I AM LIKE I WAS NOT YA FUCK!!! AND YOUR GIRL GOT FLOWERS FROM ANOTHER DUDE ON VALENTINES DAY!!! I was not jerkin off to Ayebee...I swearz... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN caught red handed? or caught on webcam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN fukin santanas bandana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN I always have a hard time picking between Blood Fart's and Catface's to satisfy my needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN WRONG! gimme a min to write this up and lemme clarify this hsit! dude if you need a minute to think, you're making up stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN Caught white handed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN red fucking handed heres the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeiNl9vUlXc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN HAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA NIGGGGGGGAAAAAAA DUDE GOT CAUGHT HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN UP DATED YOU FUCKS!!! I wasnt jerkin off. HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED! I am wicked bored and high right now. So Ayebee keeps posting shit about some party he is throwing or some shit on myspace I am making posters for myspace for my upcoming shows and I said fuck it instead of Ayebee making his shit with words i am just gonna make something for him because i am bored. So this shit is coming to a close i am finishing up(THE TEXT NO HOMO) and one of my roomates (who is a girl) boyfriend comes up to the door on my rec room and knocks. I am sitting there my hand in my hoody in my lap the other on the mouse SQUINTING close as fuck to the monitor(shit nigga I wearin know glasses yall know me). Dude scared me and I am like OH SHIT MAN YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME! This dude goes oh man...uh yea from now on ill just knock when I come in... I am like why I wasnt jerkin off I am just working on this poster for myspace. He is like uhhh yea...right... and like walks real slow like i got aids up the stairs... WTF!!! I AM LIKE I WAS NOT YA FUCK!!! AND YOUR GIRL GOT FLOWERS FROM ANOTHER DUDE ON VALENTINES DAY!!! I was not jerkin off to Ayebee...I swearz... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN you where jerking it AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Nigga got caught Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN Yo Podrido....this shit is bananas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN I jacked off to a myspace pic once Damn that was hella long ago This female was banging I couldnt control myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN gat damn SPANICH people ya just cant trustem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN I GOT FLOWERS FROM ANOTHER DUDE ON VALENTINES DAY!!! WOAH NO HOMO!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN http://www.break.com/index/roommategay.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN hahaha sneak nice change... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeiNl9vUlXc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN Hahahahahaha, thread of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN I am high as fuck right now and def. do not need this... haha pod got me good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BruceLeroy Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: THIS JUST IN haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Quit trying to talk about how high you are.. and start talking about how you got caught jerkin it to ayebees page. homo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 its ok some1 i believe u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 hahaha.... its ok some1....you can always post yourself on beautifulagony.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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