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THIS JUST IN (some kinda creepy homo love trapazoid via internet)

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Who better than me, you better than me

Shit you never will see if you dead and deceased

Keep two's, lead, and the piece and I'm busting it off right

Leave a trail of smoke like a fucking exhaust pipe

Took the coke up out the stash cause they know about the stash

Now I'm like swallow these dope up in the bags (yeah)

Coke up in the bags, yeah sown up in the bags

I do my chicks like Ludacris BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!

I'm a mean pimp you know what I mean pimp

Four hoes on each strip all bringing me chips (damn)

Futuristic, so when I'm gon they gon have to do balistics

Just to prove I'm this sick

You niggas need to be spank by your mami

For ever thinking you'll be greater than I'll be

You get that short late waist pack money

I get that all straight a.s.a.p. money bring it here now!

 

[Chorus 2x]

Touch the coke, touch the pot, add the soda what you got ME!(me)

I am what I am I be what I be and that you will see I AM CRACK!!

 

[Verse 2]

Who want it with I, you want it with I

I'll shoot one of ya eyes

You'll lose one of ya eyes

I'll jam move and slump ya (wooo!)

Leave your body in ranch cuckamonga with ants moving under

My flows so in order, I can turn soap and water to ocean water and float the border

You never will be what I forever will be

Your tombstone never will read we buried a G, NO!!

I'm so mean and nice with the things I write

Jesus might say Jesus Christ (haha)

It's only rap so why yall trying to hold me back

Like yall ain't ask for to owe me back I'M HERE!

My peoples play and sling cocaine

More than Billy Blanco from Carlito's Way

So you can find me on the streets okay

With that big fucking piece okay (OKAY! Ye!)

 

[Chorus 2x]

Touch the coke, touch the pot, add the soda what you got ME!(me, ye)

I am what I am I be what I be and that you will see I AM CRACK!!

 

[Verse 3]

Too dope for this but you won't admit

So my two's smoking spit make you choke on spit [cough, cough]

You ever seen a man gag and gargle

Sound like a new born trying to ask for bottles

They like cut it out you slacking

But I bust it out in rapping

Can you name a nigga better without me busting out in laughing? (hahaha)

Nigga you couldn't spit enough to get at me

I'll stretch ya for extracurricular activity

Forget holla for help

I make you wanna pull your lip over your head and just swallow yourself [psss]

You're not on my level, you're not on my shelf

But you can and you will be just another notch on my belt

I'm more Amazing than Grace is when I say shit

You should say amen after my name kid (yup)

Yes this is that of greatness (greatness)

You should say amen after this statement

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Re: THIS JUST IN

 

WRONG!

 

 

gimme a min to write this up and lemme clarify this hsit!

 

 

I wasnt jerkin off. HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED!

 

I am wicked bored and high right now. So Ayebee keeps posting shit about some party he is throwing or some shit on myspace I am making posters for myspace for my upcoming shows and I said fuck it instead of Ayebee making his shit with words i am just gonna make something for him because i am bored.

 

So this shit is coming to a close i am finishing up(THE TEXT NO HOMO) and one of my roomates (who is a girl) boyfriend comes up to the door on my rec room and knocks. I am sitting there my hand in my hoody in my lap the other on the mouse SQUINTING close as fuck to the monitor(shit nigga I wearin know glasses yall know me). Dude scared me and I am like OH SHIT MAN YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME!

 

This dude goes oh man...uh yea from now on ill just knock when I come in... I am like why I wasnt jerkin off I am just working on this poster for myspace. He is like uhhh yea...right... and like walks real slow like i got aids up the stairs... WTF!!! I AM LIKE I WAS NOT YA FUCK!!! AND YOUR GIRL GOT FLOWERS FROM ANOTHER DUDE ON VALENTINES DAY!!!

 

I was not jerkin off to Ayebee...I swearz...

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Re: THIS JUST IN

 

I always have a hard time picking between Blood Fart's and Catface's to satisfy my needs.

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WRONG!

 

 

gimme a min to write this up and lemme clarify this hsit!

 

dude if you need a minute to think, you're making up stories.

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UP DATED YOU FUCKS!!!

 

I wasnt jerkin off. HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED!

 

I am wicked bored and high right now. So Ayebee keeps posting shit about some party he is throwing or some shit on myspace I am making posters for myspace for my upcoming shows and I said fuck it instead of Ayebee making his shit with words i am just gonna make something for him because i am bored.

 

So this shit is coming to a close i am finishing up(THE TEXT NO HOMO) and one of my roomates (who is a girl) boyfriend comes up to the door on my rec room and knocks. I am sitting there my hand in my hoody in my lap the other on the mouse SQUINTING close as fuck to the monitor(shit nigga I wearin know glasses yall know me). Dude scared me and I am like OH SHIT MAN YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME!

 

This dude goes oh man...uh yea from now on ill just knock when I come in... I am like why I wasnt jerkin off I am just working on this poster for myspace. He is like uhhh yea...right... and like walks real slow like i got aids up the stairs... WTF!!! I AM LIKE I WAS NOT YA FUCK!!! AND YOUR GIRL GOT FLOWERS FROM ANOTHER DUDE ON VALENTINES DAY!!!

 

I was not jerkin off to Ayebee...I swearz...

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Re: THIS JUST IN

 

I jacked off to a myspace pic once

 

Damn that was hella long ago

 

This female was banging

 

I couldnt control myself

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I am high as fuck right now and def. do not need this... haha pod got me good

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