unknown_urge Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 you ever have a dream that when you wake up its like...fuck that could really happen... or fuck that just dont make no fucken sense at all...i took a nap at like 2 pm today and woke up at 6 with a wierd dream in my head,,,, i was same age..18....but i had a kid......a girl...about 12...but i never thought about it you know...and we were like goin home....and wrecked the car....and she had a kitty.....and it died and i got another one but it wasnt the same... so we were cryin cause we loved that kitty... then my friend theresa came and hugged me and said shed never seen me cry... then i was asleep thinkin wtf is goin on... and i woke up tweakin hard.... god damn lemon heads give you wierd dreams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 remember to make it count / / / / Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 your dream means you are insecure of your penis size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown_urge Posted February 19, 2008 Author Share Posted February 19, 2008 i thought that too... but then i think it was the after effects of putting nair on my ass 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 your dream means you are insecure of your penis size. i lol'd and i never do that at this place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 :) ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalcocaine Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 the majority of my dreams are much more realistic than the majority of my real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 i was reading a thread earlier about joe rogan and carlos mencia... i started listening to some of his standup and ran across a radio show he did talking about DMT dont know how much truth there is to it but he was saying that the reason you dream is because your brain produces DMT while you are in heavy REM and that your dreams are mini trips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 when i was 15 or 16 i dreamed that the devil burst from my chest and i was somehow satan incarnate. as an atheist, i'd be stoked if that one came true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 when i was a little kid i dreamed about this place, and a few months ago i actually went there and i remembered that i dreamed about it at some point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prismone Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 When I was 13, I had a dream that I was in a waterslide with mary j. blige and when I came out Michael Jackson was teaching me how to dance on the street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 ^^^^^ DEJAVU!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 i thought this was gonna be about dreams you have that end up coming true later on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 lately i've been having a hard time distinguishing my dreams from reality, probably because i have average ass dreams, they just get a litte weird sometimes like lately my parents have been keeping the fucking thermostat up to 70, when it's really not cold outside at all, and it just gets a little steamy in my room sometimes to the point of annoyance. and i don't know if it was a dream or not, but i remember going downstairs and yelling at the father for keeping the thermostat up and telling him that it was wasting our electric bill. the thing is #1) i would never yell at my father just for keeping the goddamn thermostat up anyway and #2) i asked my mom about it and she says she was surprised because i never complained about the thermostat i don't even know if this qualifies, i didn't really read the post bo janglin' oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furioussnake Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 I recently had a dream where everyone knew the world was going to end in 2 weeks...but instead of riots and shit, everyone was just partying and acting super friendly and cool. Then a higher secret government chose certain people from each major city to survive the end of the world and I was one of those people. I was shipped off to a dessert with other people and we had to stay in this huge ancient romanesque/egyptian building....when it crumbled we would die but instead of just "dying" we would enter a new life somehow (while everyone else on the earth just died and had no afterlife). I remember in the dream I had to say goodbye to my family and friends and I remember it feeling so real and so horrible and depressing. Anyways there were people who had somehow snuck into the ancient building who were "evil" and were planning on spreading evil to the next life....So I killed them....after a long time, we were all dying of starvation. Some guy started poking at the ancient bricks of the building to try to get it to crumble faster....everyone looked at him and yelled "NOOOOOO" and then it crumbled and all the sudden I was on a boat the size of a large country...with futuristic computers and T.Vs for everyone...you could watch any movie ever made on earth and listen to any song ever recorded.....Suddenly the dream was kind of like a giant college frat party on this huge boat...and I was drinking brews and partying up a storm...there was a huge speaker blaring music as we partied...and the song zombie by the cranberries came on...these 2 girls say "hey who does this song again" I say "the cranberries" they say "OH SSHIT I LOVE THIS SONG" they take off their pants and start dancing in their thongs...and that is when I woke up.... what the fuck.....and this dream felt so REAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 I dream I die a lot, and in really painfull ways, I can feel my guts ripping out or my bones shattering or my blood leaking out and it getting real cold and fading to black... these dreams only come true about half of the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 last night i had a dream i was at my boy's open house riding a giraffe, and the giraffe had tattoos on its leg one leg with a star saying "sofa king" and the next leg with a star "saying giraffe". sofa king giraffe.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 i always have dreams that im in iraq getting shot at. i should probably stop playing COD all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Twice now Ive had dreams where Ive beat the shit out of a cop. The first time was because I didnt have a "water license". I had just walked out of a convenience store with a bottle of water and he comes over and starts hasslin me about it. He tries to arrest me and push me up against the side of the convenience store and I turn around and just lose it on him. I could feel myself actually hitting him and I kept trying to punch him harder each time. The second time I can't remember what the circumstances were, I think it might have been graff related. Another time, like 2 or 3 years ago I woke up in the middle of the night and saw an anaconda. AS big ass, 30 foot long fucking anaconda coiled up in m bed about to eat me. I wasn't sleeping for this, I was wide awake thinking there was a fucking snake in my bed. 30 minutes in the fetal position later, I convinced myself it wasn't real ad went back to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 ive had this same dream like 3 or 4 times now... i dont know how i got there but i was at some house partry... music blasting, females gettin down on the dance floor, kitchen filled with people and liquor, and i guess i was just walking around viewing everything or partying myself.. next thing i know im sayin peace to everyone and im leaving.. i get to the front door and walk down the sidewalk to the street... im standing in the middle of the street and turn around to look at the house, and its just the house there, grass, and the side walk leading to the street, no houses next to it, or for miles, and everything was black... like the house was the only thing that existed... fuckin wierd... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 I have dreams about talking pocket kittens, hanging out in abandoned warehouses with dead friends that tell me they are ghosts, and making out. I had a dream the other night that took place in a mansion on the hill. Dio was playing a private show for me. They were so close to my face that it made my eyes hurt. I woke up with a headache of massive proportions. I have vivid dreams that I remember minute details from. They never make sense. And I think they always relate back to metal and sex. I am a simple person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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