slowDown Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Married. nuff said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Had trouble but lately I feel "I got 99 bitches and aint a problem with one" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Well i met this chick at a legal wall like 3 years ago. She lived in the burbs and i kida corrupted her.. she started writing and i got super pissed when she started hanging out with other writers and painting with them. I can see how lame that is but for real, most writers are complete pieces of shit. Anyways, we broke up and i moved out and i started traveling again.. I was out east and she calls and starts myspaceing me to come back.. Shes hot as fuck and there was some real emotional damage going on so i did.. Im back for a week and shit starts going south again so i leave. I was really pissed and i went west and started banging/ painting wiith this other chick. That really pissed her off and i also started alot of shit with her on the phone and through email. We both started talking shit about each other and to each other and eventually i forgot about it. The only problem is whenever i come back home to this city i see her and then i cant stop thinking about her.. I convince myself that i still love her and eventualy we hook up and fool around and then she gets all wierd. So this time when i got back home i decided to avoid her and i started talking to this girl whos dad is some bigtime yard boss for union pacific.. I hooked up with her and now her dad hooks me up with all the laterns and maps and crew changes.. Whatever i need.. even a jacket.. Awesome.. except last night i took exstacy and fucked her best friend/ roomate. Who is probably going to feel bad about it.. get drunk and tell her. Woops Plus i also ran into the first girl today and now my brain is going all crazy. Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 ^^^ you're not that great at keeping secrets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 yeah, sucks for you bro. but uhh. yeah, fuck till you drop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 im only 19. NOT banging skanks is basically cheating myself. when else in my life am i going to be able to fuck 16-25 year olds? even though i have a lady, these other whores mean nothing to me. and i think thats all that really matters. do you guys agree, or nay? but if that bitch cheats on me, ill fucking kill her... This dude is miles ahead of the game right here. Get that pussy while the gettin's good! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Those are not secrets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 this nigga stopped painting because he heard on tv there was a writer's strike :lol: :lol: :lol: well anyway i got a girl been with her for 3 months now.... yeeeea ill get into all that some other time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 hahaha, thanks jaun. im glad to see you agree. props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 im at where im at. together for years. the same spark(fire) is still there the day that i met her. after punking her ass to STFU about stupid shit. its been perfect. we have moved out of Salinas to Visalia. Doing the same shit here. Its been good so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 hahaha punking her ass? funny shit. i love making my girl look dumb about shit. but over the years shes learned to fandangle things so that i look like the asshole, no matter whos right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 im banging 2 girls in chicago. i kinda like one of them. the other one is gonna get dropped. its hard to bang different girls, but ive been figuring it out. basically your real nice to one and an asshole to the other one. in addition one of the ex's that i liked is most likely down to be smashed, but i dont want to give her that satisfaction. while ill this i met this chick that i like more than any of these other chicks while in new york a week ago, but i wouldnt be going back there for a couple months. wish i could bang the ny girl in the chi. shit never works out the way you want it to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 hahahah its the other way around. because she missed her mom a lot when she lived with me so now we spend a little less than half the time at her moms (thats where im at right now) when she decides to get loud. i just make funny faces and mock her. and she gets more mad. then her mom asks hers whats her propblem. and im chilling there. doing nothing. and shes the one that looks stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 lol, i gotta try that one. i do mock her alot. i do yell at her alot. i know i shouldnt, be she can be so godamn stupid and inconsiderant sometimes. but goddamit, i love that little turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 how do you people stay in relationships with girls that are stupid?? i cant fuck with a stupid girl for more than a couple nights. i need a girl that knows the consequences to her actions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 its only certain things. and its not everyday. maybe like once every two weeks. they choose something really stupid to argue over. but i claim my title as " Ub3r M00n Pwn3R" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 my girl is actually pretty smart, but very ditzy. ive asked myself why im with her sometimes, but when it all comes down to it, shes the sweetest, cutest, heart warming girl ive ever met. /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 my girl has brains. No doubt. she needed an attitude adjustment. and got. it just decides to pop out here and there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 my girl gets really crabby when we dont smash for periods of time. its funny how different she is after 'ol twinky gets done with her. thats a fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 i fornicate daily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffie crave 7 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 i dont chase girls i only chase money but never trust a female i learned this time and time agian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 i dont chase girls i only chase money but never trust a female i learned this time and time agian. so youre gay now? i dont follow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Chilled with a few different jawns this weekend. Nothin really popped off but I got a foot in the door for more talking past this point. My Ex called my while I was with some jawns on Saturday. She asked if I was "all hers" and I said no and that we don't even chill. "But we chilled once two weeks ago." And I said "I don't do that, I either chill with people all the time or not at all so PEACE.*click* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 damn son, you harsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I guess that's why she called me crying like 2 hours later LaWLsZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Nothing turns me on more than a lady crying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 This jawn stalks the fuck out of me and ya know how long it has been since we were a couple? A year and aboutt 5 months. This is the girl where I got alll fucked up on Xanax and ate her box out for like a hour and a half. Never do this. Unless you want to be stalked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 daully noted gucci. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimusPrime Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 so my girl gets G'd at the bar(GHB.). She doesn't pass out. she gets violent. i try to take her home to pass out. nope. bitch starts swingin while i'm driving. i stop the car. walk the last block home. she locks the keys in the car. then gives some dude $100 to take her a block because she "doesn't know where she is". i answer the door to a bucket of fucking tears. she gets violent again. cops come. she tells them to get fucked. they wait outside. she pulls a knife out of my kitchen drawer. i disarm her. i then manually eject her from my spot. cops meet her at the door. she proceeds to murk one of them and kick one in the balls. she gets hogtied. she plays the crazy card. they take her to the funny house for a night. no charges. just pure entertainment. so there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Don't think I've ever dated a stupid girl. Crazy yes. Stupid no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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