soupBDC Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 And I'm the first in Ch 0 with a DUI for the 08, happy new years everyone! I got pulled over today at 1:35 a.m. for doing 53 in a 35 and apparently had .004% BAC more than legally required to be arrested for drinking and driving (.08%), and now I gotta call DMV for my license back in the morning. It's apparently not being charged as a DUI, but rather a "Wet reckless" which could mean something, or nothing at all! In my defense my gauge cluster doesn't light up too welll, so I cant tell what speed Im doing unless it's over 90. Heres a couple top tips: -Dont drink and drive, but if that's not good enough, read on. -When you're first pulled over by the field officer: Pass all their hand-to-nose tests and don't take the breathalizer. Avoid it at all costs. Act like your legal rights were read to you as if it was voluntary and you simply declined. The officer probably worded it like "Do me a favor and take this." You simply didnt feel like doing him a favor. Or act like the whole event of being pulled over has been so frustrating you were freaked out and short-winded. -You can't be arrested unless they have evidence that you may be over the BAC limit. But assuming you were taken to the station, you will be given a choice of either taking a breathalizer there, or a blood test. The breathalizer you'll be taking at the station is far more anal than the the one the field officer tried to make you blow on back by your vehicle. If you got a .08 in the field, this'll give you a .09 because it thinks you're a cocksucker. Decline taking the breathalizer and explain how devastatingly upset and therefore out of breath you are, then go for the blood test. This will force them to take the blood test, which may or may not help you, however it will require by law them to analyze your blood test, instead of making you pay a laywer to force the state to analyze it. The time for the Tech to arrive at the station, to take your blood will also give you a few hunredths of a thousandth of a percentage less BAC than you previously had. They may be dicks about it and say "Well if he had this three hours after being arrested, and the state accepts the figures that BAC goes down X ammount after Y hours, then his BAC at the time of arrest was actually 9 million." That's still far more disputable than a breathalizer since BAC spikes or lowers depends on how much you ate, when you ate, etc. -When you take the blood test, your field officer must watch the procedure the entire time. If the Tech taking your blood fucks up, you could have a loophole. Make the Tech nervous by asking questions like, "So, what school did you attend to lean how to do this?" and say things like "I'm no expert, but I think the vein you tried to stab is over there, which may explain why theres no blood pouring out of me." Make sure your acting field officer is watching as you smile and nervously proove the Tech is a fucking idiot. -Above all, dont be a dick. Remember the field officer will be the one testifying against you on that fucking court date, so if you buddy up to the dude, he might let a few choice recollections go when you throw the book at the judge. Make yourself likable, but still easy to forget. Take an administration of justice class, just so you can be like "yeah man I know it's rough out on the field, I took this class one time and learned all about it." He'll be like, "Dude no way, that's awesome." and you'll be like "Sweet can you uncuff me from this fucking table leg?" and he'll be like "Furshure brah!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted January 1, 2008 Author Share Posted January 1, 2008 Another thing i'd suggest is dont listen to me. Get a laywer, he'll tell you what to really do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 bummer for you bra.... but i thought the unwritten rule for new years was not to drive..period? fortunately, thats one run in with the piggys ive never had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 get a radar detector and all your problems are solved before they happen. but good tips man. i always thought it would be safer to request a blood test. if you say that from the get go the field officer might just say fuck it and give you a ticket and leave.. but maybe not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted January 1, 2008 Author Share Posted January 1, 2008 You can play it different ways. Blood is obviously more reliable so it may work in your favor, and it may not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted January 1, 2008 Author Share Posted January 1, 2008 but i thought the unwritten rule for new years was not to drive..period?It is. It truely fucking is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Damn...that sucks man. That's why I just had people come to my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Serves your dumbass right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 my buddy who got a DWI said to just not do the test at all. they can take you down to the station but you dont have to do any test. just spend the night in jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 If that's the case why did he get charged with a DWI? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 im weededed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted January 1, 2008 Author Share Posted January 1, 2008 I was just fucking pissed because I was pretty fucking sober. I had a beer and whisky on rocks at least three hours before even getting on the bike. My friend had the exact same thing and he only tested at .04 when he came to pick me up. Fucking ghey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Wait...bike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted January 1, 2008 Author Share Posted January 1, 2008 Motorbikeakle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Ah, ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Wait...bike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted January 1, 2008 Author Share Posted January 1, 2008 That'd be wrong Bruce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 ...yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 i love 2008 so far too! i've been playing guitar and eating cereal all night. it's the good life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 get a radar detector and all your problems are solved before they happen. but good tips man. i always thought it would be safer to request a blood test. if you say that from the get go the field officer might just say fuck it and give you a ticket and leave.. but maybe not. radar detectors don't really work in the city. and they only work on the highway when the cop has his radar turned on, and when he scans someone in front of you to give you a heads up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 I was driving last night and saw a hand sticking out of the snow, I stopped and checked it out and it was a lady passed out face down covered in snow she was dusted or something cause she couldnt even talk, let alone sit up. I dug her out and called the boys to pick her up. (please believe I bounced though, i wasnt gonna wait for them to show up and arrest me for being black on a monday) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 wow that sucks. i thought the only rule was just don't drink and drive? pretty simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 w a hand sticking out of the snow, I stopped and checked it out and it was a lady passed out face down covered in snow she was dusted or something cause she couldnt even talk, let al[/color]one sit up. I dug her out and called the boys to pick her up. (please believe I bounced though, i wasnt gonna wait for them to show up and arrest me for being black on a monday)[/b] LOLz or accuse you of doing it to her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 08 has been dope. Last night i had the biggest baddest fucking party ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 edit: i dont know how to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap two Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 drinking and biking is where it's at. just gotta make sure you're not so drunk that you crash every 10 feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 i got a written warning the other night, that shit made me laugh. the moral of the story is HAHA good job moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 gunshots in bushwick, that's a NYE celebration! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 i AM NOT enjoying 2008 so far.... at all.... had fun at my girls crib for new years, THEN all of a sudden we have a conversation... just peep the bitch about your girlfriend thread.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted January 2, 2008 Author Share Posted January 2, 2008 Oh BEST advice I can give out of this retarded situation is EAT FOOD before, during, and after. If you're right on the limit and need to drive, go get a burrito or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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