El Mamerro Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 The next day we woke up and sure enough, Mr. Crane was there. We've had enough of you, Mr. Crane. Now go away. I am very attractive. The fat dude works in coffee distribution, so he took us to go see a coffee hacienda (farm/factory thingie). Look at that shiny red button. It has to be pressed every 108 minutes or the coffee explodes. Mad touristy, son. This place had some insane machinery. Everything was linked together in a big Rube Goldberg-ish process, all involving water to carry the coffee seed from step to step. I forgot exactly what this machine did, but it was crazy looking. I wanted to put a chair in front of it with some joysticks and pretend it was a time machine. Over on the far left you can see the edge of a more modern version of the same machine, but it was all enclosed in a big metal box and wasn't interesting to look at. We were munching constantly on coffee berries. They taste completely different from what you'd imagine, they're sweet and delicious. And they do have caffeine, so we were pretty hopped up by the end of the tour. Then we went outside, and there was much craziness. Over there in the back you can see the huge pile of discarded coffee berry skins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 Outside they had these huge shallow vats of coffee seeds left out to be toasted under the sun. Smell that shit. It's delicious. Before we left, we were greeted by these awesome mutt puppies. It was all fantastic until we realized that 2 years from now they will be ugly, flea-ridden, mangy strays like the ones in Harvey Wallbanger's thread. That made us very sad. The people of Yauco are very proud of Juan el Magnífico. I do not know who this man is. We came back to our camp and the ducks were out chillin'. Mmmmm. Duck. Zzzzzzzzzz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Nice photos, Mams. The computer I'm using doesn't have sound, but I'll check that out soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 We got up early the following day and packed up. We were completely unaware of the impending attack from the ominous treeline we had noticed earlier in the weekend. We were all chillin', having the last few beers and BBQing the last meat, when out of the trees come... VULTURES. VULTURES! They circled the sky above us. And they landed where our tents used to be. But there was nothing to be found. There was only Voodoo Cup. And Voodoo Cup prevailed. This is the spot where we had bonfires. Bonfires aren't allowed cause they burn the shit out of the grass/ground. We tried to enclose it as well as we could, but shit still got burned pretty bad. Fat dude was a green thumb, and piled some official looking earth/grass on top of it. On the way out we stopped for a few more touristy shots. I love that light on the wires. It's just an ordinary highway street lamp tied haphazardly to the cables. That's how shit is done here. We stopped by some docks on the coast to catch the last sunset. This picture has ATTITUDE. Look at all that attitude. This should be the album cover art for some shitty band. The End. I hope you all enjoyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apeshit1 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 dope flicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Veriwellrokness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TresOne Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I certainly enojyed. Great Thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 fuck that looked like fun. i haven't gone camping in 3 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Fricken awesome thread my man...A++ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 [ Breakfast. These people seem to know what they're doing. Guess who's the lawyer, and which car belongs to him. these guy's remind me of a young Pachangas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 Then I saw a kid on acid eat his own shit. My life is boring. Your second statement is rendered false by the first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 in case you guys dont know who Pachangas is. guy in the middle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 That's none other than the venerable puerto rican actor Luis Guzmán. RESPECT Luis Guzmán. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Fuck yeah1 we need to start raising funds for El mamerro to do fun stuff and take pics and provide good commentary. ( or failing that we could do it ourselves) who's the guy that used to organise the photo threads let's get one of them going again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Burning Man 2008.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Mams always coming correct with the ill threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 camping is awesome.. nice pics dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Pachanga! :lol: respect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 excellent pictures very nice documentation 4 thumbs up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 VOODOO CUP FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 do you have a high res version? i need a new background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted December 13, 2007 Author Share Posted December 13, 2007 Here you go man. And wow, this went to page 2 in less than a day. I'm hurt. :( sunset.zip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 looks like a nice camping trip. nice flicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 VULTURES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 VULTURES! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RELAPSER Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Hookah and a sunset. you haz my shirt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted December 13, 2007 Author Share Posted December 13, 2007 I like how that's the ONLY picture that dude is in. Guess who the photographer was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 awesome thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Here you go man. And wow, this went to page 2 in less than a day. I'm hurt. :( thank you sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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