El Mamerro Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Hi. I am Mams. This Thanksgiving weekend, we went camping. Download the (short) soundtrack for full audiovisual experience*. You may listen to the 2 songs in whatever order you wish. Lago Luchetti, a lake/dam/nature preserve on the southwest of Puerto Rico. This is where we stayed at. It's not very big, but it's fucking amazing. The red circle points towards the little jetty of land we called home for a weekend. We were in campsite A, meaning the very first and most badass campsite of them all. There was absolutely NO ONE else on the entire campground the whole weekend. Actually, that's a lie, a group of weird nuns came in one day and started singing to Jesus, but they were across the lake, so it was OK with me. This is our camp. This is the view from our camp in the morning. *I uploaded it 4 times to increase the download capacity (100 per link). Each word has a link to one of the 4 copies, keep in mind they're all the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Nice! I love the beer drinking around the fire cooking food aspect of camping. Canoes and kayaks are also a plus. It's the whole hiking thing I can do without. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 This girl was entirely way too overdressed for this. We made fun of her quite a bit, until we found out she is a crazy voodoo witch. Allow me to explain. There was a LOT of rain expected for the weekend, so we were bracing for a muddy mess. True enough, we had barely laid out our tents when the first droplets started to fall. This girl calmly filled a cup of water, put a plate on top of it, turned it upside down, and put it on the ground. "Be careful not to knock this thing over, and leave it for the rest of the weekend, it'll keep the rain away." It was fucking true. The rain stopped and didn't fall again the whole weekend. We quickly shut the fuck up about her fancy camping fashion. "We love you, wacky voodoo rain cup. You make everything better." We guys had no problem peeing anywhere. The girls did. The bathrooms were kinda far away, so we set up a makeshift toilet under a tarp behind the tents for the girls. This was the paper holder. Pass out status. Hookah and a sunset. Chill night with illegal campfire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T ReXXX Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Word. Nice pics. That shit looks like a good time. Its been too long since I went camping...i miss it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 VOODOO RAIN CUP FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 Rise and shine. Breakfast. These people seem to know what they're doing. Guess who's the lawyer, and which car belongs to him. This crew of ducks were pretty much chilling next to us the whole weekend. There was another duck with them, a brown one, but he got cut out of pretty much all the pictures by my friend who thought he was ugly. Another little dude who stopped by often. And a crane. These guys are everywhere. All these birds and prettiness and shit got us in the mood for a nature walk/critter search. But first we had to paint our faces with achiote. Allergic reactions were a distinct but thankfully unrealized possibility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 First thing we encountered was this millipede dude. He wouldn't stay still for the camera. Wheeeeeeeeeee. I like to look at this picture while listening to a weird droning sound like this. Wasps. The camera was practically bumping against the nest, I have no idea how they didn't flip out and attack us. And we found this bigass fancypants spider. It was big and fancy, but it was missing a leg. "HA-ha!" Cripple. And we finally came upon this crazy hidden porch that had a nice view of our camp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Thats where a bunch of dudes were on the porch drinking wine coolers and fapping to your sillouettes on your tents...kinda freaky! Mams A#1 so far! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 You know who uses that porch right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 We came back to find the crane still in action. I has a fish. Yay fish! A pelican was getting in on the action as well. I too has a fish. Sunset falls once again. Time to get the BBQ going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 It's almost 11AM and I haven't done any of the work I'm supposed to be doing today. I'm gonna go do that now. Lots more coming later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Those pics were dope. I've never been to Puerto Rico. Looks nice enough though, my security guard is from Puerto Rico, says it's dope. What kinda camera you got? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Ill supreme! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 bump crocs and the bangbros style camping witch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Nice man, looks fun as hell. Nice pic taking also. Its snowing and icing here and you are camping...*jealousy* Handicap spider lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaR'04 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 dope wildlife flicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 it looks very calming and relaxing...i'm jealous. i miss summer and warm weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Thread of the week material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 nice pictures! looks like fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Nice thread mams. Camping would be good should nature allow it right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 Quickie lunch update: An ominous feeling of dread creeped over the tree line. It was a sign of a darkness to come the following day. But who cares, we want to eat. We sought refuge in the safety of the gazebo. Our BBQ is so ill it glows like a spotlight. We weren't fucking around when it came to food. It would have been great to have actually hunted this with our bare hands, but we found no large mammals to consume. Our fishing was completely unsuccesful as well, unlike Mr. Crane up there. Stuffed with food, I sat down to look at the fire intently. I made it die with the power of my own staring. The fact that the wood was extremely wet may have helped. There may have been no rain, but the humidity was insane. The tents were completely soaked in the morning from condensation alone. There was this shady little cabin across the lake. We theorized that the name Luchetti came from the old man who lives here with a telescope and looks at the girls while they pee. We hadn't made the porch connection, but it makes sense. He probably has a tunnel that goes under the lake and ends up there. The moon was full and bright as hell, we barely needed any lights that night. This picture was taken at 1 AM, by the way. More later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Kick ass. Ch0 needs more of these travel/fun time/well-thought-out threads. Mams wins the Internet for the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Man. Envy is an understatement. The last time I went camping, all I did was get drunkenly trapped in a tent and was forced to destroy it. Then I saw a kid on acid eat his own shit. My life is boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I am unimpressed... So far I have yet to see one "mams face" to ruin a picture I mean seriously... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Kick ass. Ch0 needs more of these travel/fun time/well-thought-out threads. Mams wins the Internet for the day. cosigned. the music makes it that much better. i suggest yeti first then sundialing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 dude i feel like i know you now, ahha dope shit man, alot of good flix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 funk funk funk. Thumbs up on the pictures and Dan Snaith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 she looks like she's wearing an israeli army uniform Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Awesome thread El Mams. Cute girlies. Edit: Voodoo Smash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Awesome thread and even better pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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