Tails0nE Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 oi tails....hook us up that myspace...ay ay? which myspace.... my girls? or her friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 after the break up the fact that we bought a house together was real pain even though i had to put up the entire deposit i still had to pay her out $5k for the payments she made on it.. the transfer went through about two hours ago. the house is now 100% Mine !!! best $5k i ever spent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'm tired of the stupid phone calls for the "oooooooooooooooooooooohhh ma gawwwwwwd sasha just said this" or "this girl in my office is such a bitch oh ma gawd" DOGS I WROTE THIS SHORT RELATIONSHIP ADVICE PIECE FOR THIS MAGAZINE MY HOMEGIRL TAPPED ME FOR... -IF YOU HAVE BEEN WITH A DUDE MORE THAN 6 MONTHS, IT IS COMPLETELY UNNECCESSARY TO CALL HIM 19 TIMES A DAY, YOU KNOW HE'S AT WORK, HE KNOWS YOU'RE AT WORK. YOU DONT NEED TO WASTE YOUR DAYTIME MINUTES TO SAY "HI BABY, I JUST ATE SOME DORITOS, OH SHIT MY BOSS IS COMING, ILL TALK TO YOU LATER" REALLY MA? I DONT CARE. IF YOUR MAN RESPONDS TO MOST OF YOUR STATEMENTS WITH A LAUGH THAT SOUNDS LIKE "I THINK YOU JUST MADE A JOKE BUT IM PLAYING SOLITAIRE AND NOT PAYING ATTENTION" OR A "REALLY?" THEN HE DOESN'T WANNA TALK TO YOU. "REALLY?" IS AN ALL PURPOSE RESPONSE, I COULD ANSWER EVERYTHING YOU SAY WITH "REALLY?" (I COULD, THINK ABOUT IT.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 AND ME? I DONT DO THAT GIRLFRIEND SHIT B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 i havent talked to my girl in 3 weeks, im pretty sure we are done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 i hooked up with a fatty, and now i have fantasies about finding the fat girl and shooting her in the face. 187 on a heffer. please believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 never on fucking time. ever. and watches way too much god damn anime. fucking seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 even better... here are the infamous pics.... my computer is being gay right now so here are the links for them... http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/272/lesbo1tu0.jpg http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/2787/lesbo2ju4.jpg http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/38/lesbo3tc4.jpg http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/9060/lesbo4fu7.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 do you date a pothead asian chick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 DOGS I WROTE THIS SHORT RELATIONSHIP ADVICE PIECE FOR THIS MAGAZINE MY HOMEGIRL TAPPED ME FOR... -IF YOU HAVE BEEN WITH A DUDE MORE THAN 6 MONTHS, IT IS COMPLETELY UNNECCESSARY TO CALL HIM 19 TIMES A DAY, YOU KNOW HE'S AT WORK, HE KNOWS YOU'RE AT WORK. YOU DONT NEED TO WASTE YOUR DAYTIME MINUTES TO SAY "HI BABY, I JUST ATE SOME DORITOS, OH SHIT MY BOSS IS COMING, ILL TALK TO YOU LATER" REALLY MA? I DONT CARE. IF YOUR MAN RESPONDS TO MOST OF YOUR STATEMENTS WITH A LAUGH THAT SOUNDS LIKE "I THINK YOU JUST MADE A JOKE BUT IM PLAYING SOLITAIRE AND NOT PAYING ATTENTION" OR A "REALLY?" THEN HE DOESN'T WANNA TALK TO YOU. "REALLY?" IS AN ALL PURPOSE RESPONSE, I COULD ANSWER EVERYTHING YOU SAY WITH "REALLY?" (I COULD, THINK ABOUT IT.) Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 do you date a pothead asian chick? wasn't a pothead before me, but she kinda is now. and yeah. she's asian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 even better... here are the infamous pics.... my computer is being gay right now so here are the links for them... http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/272/lesbo1tu0.jpg http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/2787/lesbo2ju4.jpg http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/38/lesbo3tc4.jpg http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/9060/lesbo4fu7.jpg jesus christ how old are those bitches fourteen?? that blonde chick looks like a boy, i hope that aint ya jawn dog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 wasn't a pothead before me, but she kinda is now. and yeah. she's asian -marijuana + samurai champloo = maddd fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 -marijuana + samurai champloo = maddd fun. it's all about perfect hair forever. it's a nice compromise as compared to a million hours of obscure anime that even hardcore anime dorks don't even watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 haha, now that i think about it i use "really?" alot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 jesus christ how old are those bitches fourteen?? that blonde chick looks like a boy, i hope that aint ya jawn dog! the blond bitch is her friend... NOT my girl... hell naw ill pass on that one.. the other chick i dont even know who the hell she is... but they're 15 i think... somethin like that... but i also have to agree with you... marijuana + samurai champloo = maaaaaad fun... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 the blond bitch is her friend... NOT my girl... hell naw ill pass on that one.. the other chick i dont even know who the hell she is... but they're 15 i think... somethin like that... but i also have to agree with you... marijuana + samurai champloo = maaaaaad fun... PROPS TO JAILBAIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Once, my girl flipped out on me for sending a female friend of mine a nice, friendly Valentine's message on fucking Myspace. I was getting called names and all sorts of stupid shit. I ended up giving her back the key to her apartment because I wasn't going to put up with some stupid little girl shit like that. That experience changed the way I look at women and relationships. Nowadays, I stay away from that shit. I focus more on getting my shit together, like getting money and supporting myself and my education. So, when the day comes that my life slows down and shit settles, maybe I'll look into a relationship. But for the time being, it's all about me. I don't really care too much about pussy because I'm terrified of STDs. I am seeing a girl, though. She's pretty cool, about three years my junior. But yo, I'm pretty skeptical a lot because she doesn't carry herself like an adult. And I think she's either a little dumb, or just plays dumb because she thinks it's cute. Either way, I'm really wanting to hit, but I don't know if I want the baggage. Damned if I do, damned if I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 still got nothin to bitch about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 no intelligent woman plays dumb because she thinks its cute. just so you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 good call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Every time I feel lonely, I read this thread. It's like a cross between a slap in the face and a cold shower. Single FTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezske Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 yeah after reading some of these things im glad i bust nuts on random skanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 remember, bag it before you tag it son cause its all fun and games till it burns when you pee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezske Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 protection sonnnn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneleggedupsidedownunder Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 yeah never read this and just popped in to SAY DUMP THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! single is the only way to ho unless you like 50 and wanna settle down but i say shout me at that day peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 how exactly do you want us to "shout" you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 dude, my personal habits are ALWAYS fluch, ALWAYS toilet seat down. its just how it should be. on another note, got an emergency root canal yesterday in the worst pain i have ever been in, ever, and what do i get to do first thing when i come home?......................the dishes. because boyfriend was using my absense as a great oppurtunity to sneak off and get high. ahh... gotta love it. yo your boyfriend is useless drop that hoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 yo i agree with metronome edogg you should drop that nigga for real... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 if my girlfriend wakes me up in my sleep one more time by kicking me, i'm going to set all of her clothes on fire. not really. but i will be pretty pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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