ClueTwo Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 The last couple pages of this thread remind me of recess in junior high school.. Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 You sir are an idiot. Its what Porcelain said. thats what i said! I said "blood on yo mouf!" but no one listened... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 toe cutter quit lurking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Have you guys ever bust a nut so good it made your knees buckle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 just now actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 i use the venus to shave, is that man talk enough.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 At night, when i'm drunk and i'm to lazy to walk to the bathroom i open up the window next to my bed and piss in the gutter. Man Talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 i bet it sucks when the window drops... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 it does suck but i'm so blasted it doesnt register til the next day. fighting a hangover and having a bruised swollen member sucks!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 :lol: wow.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Williams Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 ever call your girl by the wrong name and have no idea why?? ive only done it a couple times.. but its like the worst thing you can do, besides actually mixing up her name because you fucked the other name.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 hahahah whyd toe cutter get banned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 damn, he got banned oh no.......... *weeping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 toe cutter got banned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 ever call your girl by the wrong name and have no idea why?? ive only done it a couple times.. but its like the worst thing you can do, besides actually mixing up her name because you fucked the other name.. i didnt that a couple times with one of my ex's... for like a couple weeks though i called these 3 girls i know at school by the wrong name, they didnt say nuthin though but when they walked off to class i think about it and im standing there like "oh shit thats not her name..... fuck.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 i didnt that a couple times with one of my ex's... for like a couple weeks though i called these 3 girls i know at school by the wrong name, they didnt say nuthin though but when they walked off to class i think about it and im standing there like "oh shit thats not her name..... fuck.." CO-SIGN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 MAN TALK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 i love going to the grocery store when i'm hungry and walking around and eating for free and leaving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 thats man talk^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 even better going to the gas station and saying 'fill' and when the dude comes over to collect you hand him a five and say all i wanted was 5. then bounce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Williams Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 ever banged yah girl so hard she makes some crazy noise? then you bust out laughing? ever get so stoned that you in away like wake up from a daze and realize you have your phone to your ear and no one is on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 ever wake up with curst around your mouth from the night before and your breathe smells like malt liquor and you wake up at 9 am and you put the same clothes back on and leave the house only to repeat this cycle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 every go 2 a random party in the winter when the host leaves all the their beer and everyones else's beer outside on the deck? and then you proceed to chill for a little bit think the party is lame and you bounce but not before you goto your car and get your backpack and goto the deck and fill your backpack up with all the beer it can fit? oh and remembering 2 making multiple trips back so you dont forget any of the beer? And then leave with your peoples, call more peoples and have your own party with other peoples beer? True "Man Talk" Story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Ever beat the shit out of people you catch stealing your beer from your party? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 people dont steal from me they know better :mad: Has anyone in this thread ever racked paint b4? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 i dont know what kind of parties you go to but people i know have refrigerators Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 lol, it's wintertime bro. you dont keep your brew ice cold in the snow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 You ever take piss then run the water in the sink so your girl thinks you washed your hands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 lol, it's wintertime bro. you dont keep your brew ice cold in the snow? the fridge does just fine... i think thats what it was made for and yes i totally run the water after i piss knowing that i have no intentions of actually washing my hands if there are people around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 I wear the same pair of pants everyday. And, I'm calling shenanigans on the gas fillup scam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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