Hayabusa Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Dear RSA, If I give a guy head and I swallow, can I become pregnant? Anonymous, U.S. No. http://www.collegesexadvice.com/yes-no.shtml maybe this was from a while ago, but i just found this hilerious hahahahhaah funny ass website too carry on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Dear RSA, Is there anything wrong about my girlfriend being afraid to be handcuffed to the bed? Elvis, N.Y. No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Dear RSA, I’m a girl and I’m so hairy down there, if I take it away it always comes back the same day. Is it normal to have hair around your asshole? Anonymous, U.S. Yes. good find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted October 9, 2007 Author Share Posted October 9, 2007 you guys dont even know theres countless gems on this site hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Well we didn't know, but you posted it and now we do apparently... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 i remember my sister telling me that when she was in health class in high school some girl asked this question, and the teacher had to think about it for 5 minutes before saying probably not. actually edit* it went more like "if i give a guy head and he cums in my mouth and then makes out with me, and THEN goes down on me, would i get pregnant?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrebelheartsx Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 i knew a dude once whose girl thought she was pregnant because she blew him... she was like 21 at the time, i think. sooo stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Dear RSA, A friend of mine said you can tell if a girl is a virgin by the way she walks. Is there actually a way to tell if a girl is a virgin or not by the way she walks? Anonymous, Texas No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted October 9, 2007 Author Share Posted October 9, 2007 Dear RSA, What can I say to my lover to get him mad so we can have some rough sex? Tara, St. Lucia http://www.collegesexadvice.com/rough-sex.shtml amazingly funny articles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted October 9, 2007 Author Share Posted October 9, 2007 Dear RSA, My roommate is jacking off all the time and it's driving me nuts. To make it worse, he leaves his cum-filled tissues and socks all over the floor by his bed. Last week, not realizing what it was, I picked up one of his kleenexes and threw it away. After I realized what I had touched, I scrubbed my hands for hours. Is it possible I can catch anything from his jizz rags? Eric, UC Davis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Dear RSA, Is it normal for a guy to finger his own ass? Anonymous, Florida Yes. Dear RSA, Is it normal to like to taste of your own cum? Ryan, Ohio Yes. FAT RALPHY would like to oppose the given answers of yes. and instead insert NO/no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted October 9, 2007 Author Share Posted October 9, 2007 for real i knew a kid who tasted his own cum once i cant even have this thought come into my mind at all instant NO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Dear RSA, I feel a little embarrassed asking this, but is there any way possible to tit-fuck? My girlfriend has huge tits and wants to see if I find any pleasure by fucking them...is that even possible? Chris, N.Y. Yes. Yes. i think this is the best one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Dear RSA, Can you get a girl pregnant if you do her in the ass? Anonymous, U.S. Yes. Note: we've received a few queries about this answer. The concern is that the sperm may leak out of the rectum and into the vagina causing pregnancy. This may be unlikely but is probably not impossible. Here's a comment we received from one reader: "YES. My 4th is living proof." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Dear RSA, I feel a little embarrassed asking this, but is there any way possible to tit-fuck? My girlfriend has huge tits and wants to see if I find any pleasure by fucking them...is that even possible? Chris, N.Y. Yes. Yes. i think this is the best one. i was just about to post this hahaha im finding dude and punching him in the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Dear RSA, Ok, so I've been dating this boy for a while and we are finally getting a bit frisky. Well, I saw what he's packing and - WHOA! Like, it's seriously exceeding porn-sized magnitudes. I'm not so terrified of the length, 'cause he can leave some out, I guess, but the girth terrifies me (I can't even come close to closing my hand around it). Thoughts? Serena, Philadelphia Serena, There are a lot of women....... blah blah blah If all this fails and there's still no way he's gonna ever gonna cram his spam javelin into your pleasure palace without causing internal damage, consider pleasuring him in other ways one of the most hilarious things i've ever read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Dear RSA, Has any other guy out there ever ejaculated while kissing? It has happen to me twice. Anonymous, Virginia Yes. Dear RSA, My dick basically points up towards my face, parallel with my body. Is that normal? Anonymous, U.S. Yes. Dear RSA, My wife wants to see me get down on my knees and suck another man's cock! Are there women who like this? Anonymous, U.S. Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Dear RSA, I like to picture my boyfriend as Anthony Hopkins from "Silence of the Lambs" while he's eating me out, and this really turns me on. Is this a bad thing? Kathy, A & M Kathy, That's some fucked up shit, girl. Nah, I'm just kidding. To be honest, yeah, personally I think that is kind of strange and kinky (not to mention original), but there's nothing wrong with kinky, as long as nobody gets hurt. Fantasizing about a cannibalistic serial killer going down on you may be your way of indulging the darker side of your sexuality, flirting with danger, madness, and the desire to be consumed in the ultimate manner. If it gets you off, I see no harm in it. It's a safe way to explore those aspects of your psyche and sexuality. Some people like to fantasize about vampire scenarios, and it's very similar. Just one question: do you make your boyfriend wear one of those hockey mask things? Probably not - that would make oral a little challenging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 ohhh geeezzz http://www.collegesexadvice.com/masturbation-mistakes.shtml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 haha..... you're pretty into this irish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Dear RSA, If my friend masturbates twice and comes both times and wipes it on his hand and then wipes it on his pants, then masturbates with that hand, and then I help him but he doesn’t come ‘cause he has to leave, and then I go inside and wash my hands twice and eat and lick my finger, can I get pregnant? Anonymous, U.S. No. Dear RSA, My friend told me that her teacher said that a girl can get pregnant if a dude nuts on her stomach and some of the sperm goes into her belly button. Is that true? Anonymous, U.S. No. Dear RSA, Can you get AIDS from eating your own cum? Anonymous, U.S. No. gems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 haha..... you're pretty into this irish hhahaha dying laughing :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Dear RSA, Is it possible to break your penis, so that it’s difficult to have sexual intercourse or get erections? J.J., Florida yes Dear RSA, I have tried to suck my own dick, but can only barely lick it. I have only tried it once. Is that good progress? Anonymous, U.S. Yes. by the way im not the anonymous u.s citizen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 hahah this shit is hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Dear RSA, I’m a girl and I’m so hairy down there, if I take it away it always comes back the same day. Is it normal to have hair around your asshole? Anonymous, U.S. Yes. hahahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Dear RSA, Dear RSA, Can you get AIDS from eating your own cum? Anonymous, U.S. No. gems what the hell? spontaneous aids generation? and what is up with everyone eating their own cum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 With a pen I was masturbating with a capped pen up my anus at about 1 o'clock in the morning. My parents were in the next room so I tried to keep it quiet, but I had a amazing orgasm (or at least from what I have experienced). I stopped before I moaned but when I pulled the pen out, the cap (which was on the pen to keep it from poking me) wasn't on it. I could feel the tip of the cap in my anus, but when I tried to get it out by pushing my anus muscles I couldn't and it went completely in my anus. I was so scared and I couldn't tell my parents. I tried all night to get it out and finally fell asleep. The next day I still tried in vain to get it out, but finally that evening I took a crap and it came out. Whew! I had never been so scared in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Dear RSA, When two guys frot in the missionary position, is it possible to get a sexually transmitted disease? Mike, California Yes. [Note: The term frot means two guys rubbing their dicks together.] Frot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Frottage, i think is where frot comes from. Hilarious term. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frottage I was on the train and it was packed and I was able to frottage myself senseless from London to Sheffield haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 This shit is mad. That pen lid story, oh my god who would do such stupid shit? LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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