Milk Grenades Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 A man's morning trash run ended with an encounter with a rabid bobcat. The animal attacked him, so he choked it to death with his bare hands. Now, he's being treated for rabies exposure. http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=3537799&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 my mom was tellin me bout that. nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 fuckin awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 WHY ARE NIGGAS REPORTING ON THIS SHIT LIKE MONEY BARE HAND KILLED A ELEPHANT THAT SHOT GRENADES OUT ITS TRUNK?? ITS A FUCKING CAT B, I WOULD STOMPED THAT SHIT TO PIECES. THAT NIGGA PROBABLY CHOKED VIETNAMESE BITCHES THE SAME WAY WHILE HE RAPED CHEEKS IN NAM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead beat Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 strangle me motherfucker! i'll kill you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 NIGGA I WISH A BOBCAT WOULD TRY TO JUMP OFF ON ME, ILL GRAB THAT SHIT BY THE EYEBALLS AND THROW THAT SHIT AGAINST A WALL 34 TIMES B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 yo that kat...is on weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed maaaaaaaaan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 That bobcat is handsome. One time I was walking back to my mom's house from the bar. I saw a possum crossing the road. Then a car ran over it. It was still alive. I crouched over it to see if it was beyond help. I thought I should take it to the animal hospital, so I went home and got a cardboard box and shovel. When I came back, I was too cautious about getting into the box. A man stopped and asked me if I needed help with it. I told him I would appreciate it very much and handed him the shovel. He then raised the shovel and smashed the possum's head into the concrete. Brain splatters. He then shoveled it into the cardboard box and smiled at me. I left the box at the bus stop and walked home. RIP Street Possum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Mero. Not lettin cats get their shine on since 96. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead beat Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 That bobcat is handsome. One time I was walking back to my mom's house from the bar. I saw a possum crossing the road. Then a car ran over it. It was still alive. I crouched over it to see if it was beyond help. I thought I should take it to the animal hospital, so I went home and got a cardboard box and shovel. When I came back, I was too cautious about getting into the box. A man stopped and asked me if I needed help with it. I told him I would appreciate it very much and handed him the shovel. He then raised the shovel and smashed the possum's head into the concrete. Brain splatters. He then shoveled it into the cardboard box and smiled at me. I left the box at the bus stop and walked home. RIP Street Possum. haha where was the possum headed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 everyone has an interweb super power Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 Mero. Not lettin cats get their shine on since 96. hhahhaa...he's mad angry at the kitties, b! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 yo that kat...is on weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed maaaaaaaaan! WORD. SHIT LOOK LIKE ITS POUNCING ON A BOWL OF REESE'S PUFFS WITH OREOS ON TOP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I don't know. But I do know that for as tough as I might think I am, a half dead writhing possum scared the shit out of me. It couldn't really move much. But I didn't know if it might get a magic shot of energy and attack on my head. He never got the chance. Poor possum. He could've been something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 like an accountant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 A hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 a delicious meal ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 The guy should get it stuffed and have it in his living room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 totally awesome old duder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Bobcats are no joke man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 We have bobcats everywhere here. I've never had one attack me. Like the lady said, they're usually super shy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Bobcat say: NO PIKCHURES PLZ!!! EYE IZ VERI SHAI... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 WORD. SHIT LOOK LIKE ITS POUNCING ON A BOWL OF REESE'S PUFFS WITH OREOS ON TOP. For a second i thought you were fslling off until you posted this. i literally lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 22, 2007 Author Share Posted June 22, 2007 aww some1 that was cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 They are some cute little cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 For a second i thought you were fslling off until you posted this. i literally lol. NIGGAS WHO KNOW, KNOW THAT MLB IS THE TEAM AND IM PHIL JACKSON...AND WE NEVER FALL OFF, LIKE ADEBISI HAT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 haha. i saw a kid trying to rock the hat. he was soft but still trying to act tough. It was like watching a Pekingese growl. In the wrong hood he'd probably get touched like Jacko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 thats so shitty. imagine a wiild animal trying to attack you. let alone a rabid wild animal. fuck kudos to ole man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Man, MERO you know if you went to take the trash to the curb and a fucking rabid bobcat pounced from behind a dumpster and you choked it to death with your bear hands youd be on here like "YO B I JUST CHOKED A FUCKIN BOBCAT WITH MY BEAR HANDS SON. SHIT CAME OUT AND A KARATE CHOPPED IT LIKE JACKIE CHAN B. MLB SAY WORD SON." Or whatever the fuck.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I once went toe to toe with a pack of wild turkey. They're highly territorial and I was walking on the hill. The leader turkey started snapping at my puff coat (yes this was a while ago) and took a chunk out of it. I ducked and tossed a haymaker left and connected which stunned one turkey but sent the other ones on attack mode. I ran like a bitch cause human or animal I'm not down in fighting a whole pack. I found a huge stick and went back to go find em but the turkeys were gone......Boy vs wild turkeys.......They dont want none Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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