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A real man vs. wild

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WHY ARE NIGGAS REPORTING ON THIS SHIT LIKE MONEY BARE HAND KILLED A ELEPHANT THAT SHOT GRENADES OUT ITS TRUNK?? ITS A FUCKING CAT B, I WOULD STOMPED THAT SHIT TO PIECES. THAT NIGGA PROBABLY CHOKED VIETNAMESE BITCHES THE SAME WAY WHILE HE RAPED CHEEKS IN NAM.

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NIGGA I WISH A BOBCAT WOULD TRY TO JUMP OFF ON ME, ILL GRAB THAT SHIT BY THE EYEBALLS AND THROW THAT SHIT AGAINST A WALL 34 TIMES B.

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That bobcat is handsome.

 

One time I was walking back to my mom's house from the bar.

I saw a possum crossing the road.

Then a car ran over it.

It was still alive.

I crouched over it to see if it was beyond help.

I thought I should take it to the animal hospital, so I went home and got a cardboard box and shovel.

When I came back, I was too cautious about getting into the box.

A man stopped and asked me if I needed help with it.

I told him I would appreciate it very much and handed him the shovel.

He then raised the shovel and smashed the possum's head into the concrete.

Brain splatters.

He then shoveled it into the cardboard box and smiled at me.

I left the box at the bus stop and walked home.

RIP Street Possum.

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That bobcat is handsome.

 

One time I was walking back to my mom's house from the bar.

I saw a possum crossing the road.

Then a car ran over it.

It was still alive.

I crouched over it to see if it was beyond help.

I thought I should take it to the animal hospital, so I went home and got a cardboard box and shovel.

When I came back, I was too cautious about getting into the box.

A man stopped and asked me if I needed help with it.

I told him I would appreciate it very much and handed him the shovel.

He then raised the shovel and smashed the possum's head into the concrete.

Brain splatters.

He then shoveled it into the cardboard box and smiled at me.

I left the box at the bus stop and walked home.

RIP Street Possum.

 

haha where was the possum headed?

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yo that kat...is on weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed maaaaaaaaan!

 

WORD.

 

SHIT LOOK LIKE ITS POUNCING ON A BOWL OF REESE'S PUFFS WITH OREOS ON TOP.

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I don't know.

But I do know that for as tough as I might think I am, a half dead writhing possum scared the shit out of me.

It couldn't really move much.

But I didn't know if it might get a magic shot of energy and attack on my head.

He never got the chance.

Poor possum.

He could've been something.

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We have bobcats everywhere here.

I've never had one attack me.

Like the lady said, they're usually super shy.

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WORD.

 

SHIT LOOK LIKE ITS POUNCING ON A BOWL OF REESE'S PUFFS WITH OREOS ON TOP.

 

For a second i thought you were fslling off until you posted this. i literally lol.

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