Mr. Duff VonKleefe III Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 ok so this random girl wants to come down from vermont to ride duff raw... will it be cool if i smash and splash indoors without a raincoat and just forcefeed her some ec pills and then just slip an extra ec into her drink roofie style? i dont need any 9mo suprises but you know what ol dirty always said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Duff VonKleefe III Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 by the way... if you're on the east coast... COLORS is on ENCORE right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 u cant make take anything but hit the olde planned parent hood get some free coats and bagg yer shit. more then prego to worry about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Duff VonKleefe III Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 what do you mean i cant make take anything. i got some ec's i'll force feed her. she does what i say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 whatever you do DONT wear a condom... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 just make her get an abortion after the babies 4 years old duh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 ..read it wrong* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Don't worry dude... s long as she doesn't swallow, she can't get pregnant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Duff VonKleefe III Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 i agree. whats the worst that happens? turn into that dude from REM and paint mad subways ass naked while banging h and racking wild shit and then randomly pulling a vatech but in some wild busy ass spot when the magic johnson suds catch up with you and then youre just walkin around hate fucking raw and injecting randoms on the subway with dirty needles. sounds like a dead kennedys song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 just bagg it jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Duff VonKleefe III Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 (that was directed to ihateu) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Condoms are for people that are scared to take a risk!! Don't be a pussy, raw dog that shit!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 pull out. everytime. or pee in the butt. duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Condoms are for people that are scared to take a risk!! Don't be a pussy, raw dog that shit!!but when ya dick sweels tell them its a new style and dont worry about the puss its extra lube..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Condoms are for people that are scared to take a risk!! Don't be a pussy, raw dog that shit!! It's true, plus there is only like a 1 in 50 chance (thats'y like less than 1% dogg!) of a girl getting pregnant any time you have sex, and that is only when she is the most fertile. You have science on your side... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 1 in 50 would be 2%. plus, did you know that 87% of statistics found on the internet are completely made up?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 I've only ever hit it raw with one girl...fuck all that, STD's scare me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 just fuck her in the ass nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 1 in 50 would be 2%. plus, did you know that 87% of statistics found on the internet are completely made up?! It was sarcasm DOGG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 wow this thread is very special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 It was sarcasm DOGG! well aware. did you not realize that the 87% thing was a bullshit number off the top of my head?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 *crushing up pill in kitchen, yelling into living room* "YOU WANT SOME MILK WITH YOUR TOAST?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Duff VonKleefe III Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 *crushing up pill in kitchen, yelling into living room* "YOU WANT SOME MILK WITH YOUR TOAST?" exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 emergency contraceptives are the worst thing I have ever put in my body... wear a condom. if not, I hope you catch aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 it aint that hard to put the hat on boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 emergency contraceptives are the worst thing I have ever put in my body... wear a condom. if not, I hope you catch aids. i quite sure those pills fuck your stomach up for several hours. like laying in your bed clenching your stomach pain. im pretty sure she'll know somethings up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 I dunno about the stomach thing... it's more the hormones for me... taking ECs is like taking an entire month's worth of birth control pills at once. make that bitch some ginger tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 I hope you do get a kid and some std's to match Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Yo, take it from me, you only do the job hatless when you are sure about her STD status and she is on the pill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Other than that, WRAP UP OR GET CLAPPED UP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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