malca Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 my leg is still broke, i went to the doctor yesterday and thought i would get my cast off and they gave me another three weeks. i am going to the lake tomorrow and it fucking sucks. this thread sucks almost as much, or maybe more. i am gonna try to swim with a trash bag on my leg. and i have a ton of vicodan, so there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 syran(sp?) wrap (lots of it) and 3 or 4 trash bags and pray you dont get a leak. fucking up a plaster cast is a big no no. by the way....isnt lake baryessa where the zodiac killer stabbed a guy and killed his girlfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malca Posted May 12, 2007 Author Share Posted May 12, 2007 yeah, i just told my homie the same shit about the plastic wrap and bags. if it gets wet i will just hit the doctor on monday and get a new one. and yeah about the zodiac killer. and i am gonna buy a raft to cruise around on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Hey its porkshop. Havent heard about your crazy antics and incest stories in a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Hows the cousin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 You need to gain cat-like reflexes and balance and try not to fall off any more billboards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Hows the cousin? zing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 i still didnt get to sign the cast yet meanie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeLarryCurly Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 HOW DO YOU SMASH WITH A CAST ON? I would recommend putting a bag over your cast when doing so. C'mon now, who wouldn't want to nut on a cast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 im laughing hella hard....try to swim with a trash bag on my leg....haha good luck with that i hope your leg doesnt get wet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 haha didn't you fuck your cousin or some shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holy roller. Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Did you jump off the bridge? My friend did that literaly while the paramedics were picking someone up out of the water. Not the best idea. I jumped off the rock a few times and the rest of the trip was white trash camping as it usually is around those parts. But hey did you say vicodin? Holler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electsot Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Ive looked at the bridge and thought about it... Then I said fuck that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Good bump! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 oh no! another porkchop thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 lake berryessa? damn nigga you know the zodiac is still out there right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 THE SAN FRANCISCO ZODIAC KILLER IS STILL ALIVE AND HE WILL KILL AGAIN UNLESS HE IS CAUGHT! THE ZODIAC KILLER IS A WANTED SS NAZI WAR CRIMINAL TERRORIST WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, ACCORDING TO THE C.I.A., DR. JOSEF MENGELE! HIS AMERICAN ALIAS IS STEVEN RABEL. HE IS A C.I.A. "SPOOK" ASSASSIN. DR. MENGELE AKA: THE ZODIAC KILLER AKA: STEVEN RABEL IS ALSO THE "REAL" BOSTON STRANGLER WHO HAS NEVER BEEN CAUGHT & HE IS ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR MAILING THE DEADLY ANTHRAX LETTERS IN 2001! THE ZODIAC KILLER HAS NEVER BEEN CAUGHT DUE TO THE SLOPPY, CORRUPT, CRIMINALLY INCOMPETENT, MANDATE FOLLOWING DETECTIVE WORK OF THE 1970'S AND PRESENT DAY SAN FRANCISCO, VALLEJO CALIFORNIA POLICE & THE F.B.I. THE ZODIAC KILLER WORKS FOR AND IS PROTECTED BY THE C.I.A. SO HE REMAINS FREE TO KILL AGAIN. THE VATICAN, WITH HELP FROM THE C.I.A., F.B.I. & U.S. JUSTICE DEPT. O.S.I., HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ILLEGALLY PROTECTING NAZI WAR CRIMINAL TERRORISTS WHILE LYING ABOUT THEIR EXISTENCE. THE U.S GOVERNMENT WAS BRIBED BY HITLER WITH STOLEN JEWISH HOLOCAUST MONEY & STOLEN AMERICAN MADE ADVANCED TESLA TECHNOLOGY. PRESIDENT/DICTATOR GEORGE W. BUSH'S FATHER SS NAZI GEORGE H. SCHERFF JR. AKA: GEORGE H.W. BUSH WAS NOT BORN IN AMERICA YET THE SECRET SERVICE, C.I.A. & F.B.I. ALLOWED HIM TO BECOME A U.S. PRESIDENT! GEORGE W. BUSH'S GRANDFATHER PRESCOTT BUSH, WAS A CONVICTED NAZI TRAITOR DURING WWII! HITLER WAS SENDING STOLEN JEWISH HOLOCAUST MONEY TO PRESCOTT BUSH TO LAUNDER IN AMERICA & TO SAVE FOR CREATING A FOURTH REICH OR NEW WORLD ORDER IN AMERICA AFTER WWII! IT'S NO WONDER WHY PRESIDENT/DICTATOR GEORGE W. BUSH'S POLICIES' FAVOR CHRISTIAN/ CATHOLIC FASCISM OVER AMERICAN DEMOCRACY? BUSH COMES FROM A LONG BLOODLINE OF NAZI TRAITORS, THAT'S WHY. APPARENTLY, THE APPLE DOES NOT FALL FAR FROM THE TREE! THE ZODIAC KILLER/ BOSTON STRANGLER / 2001 ANTHRAX MAILER KILLER WORKS FOR THE C.I.A. YOUR HARD EARNED TAX DOLLARS ARE PAYING THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION & F.B.I. TO PROTECT HIM ALONG WITH 1,000'S OF OTHER WANTED NAZI WAR CRIMINAL C.I.A. EMPLOYEES! REMEMBER TO PAY YOUR TAXES. MORE AGING SS NAZI WAR CRIMINAL TERRORISTS LIKE DR. JOSEF MENGELE & GEORGE H.W. BUSH NEED YOUR CONTINUED HELP & SUPPORT! PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH & DICK CHENEY MUST BE IMPEACHED NOW TO SAVE DEMOCRACY IN AMERICA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 ^I wouldn't be surprized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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