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There is a huge spike in people giving their children these richy white jerk names.

Due to America being so obsessed with celebrity culture.

 

"Honey, we're having a baby!"

"Excellent! What should we name it?"

"I don't know, what did Angelina Jolie name her baby?Because I love Angelina Jolie, she is so pretty and rich and so fashion forward, I want to name my baby what ever she named her baby. It will be like I am always connected to her where ever I go."

 

You can substitute any other celebrity for Angelina Jolie.

It's all the same.

 

 

 

 

 

My niece is named Scarlet Rose.

My best friend's kid is Elvira.

 

I want to name my kid Cosmic Darkness The Malevolent Avenger.

Metal to the fullest.

 

I hate people who name their son Damien.

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I bet nerds name their kids Gandalf and Smeagle.

Metal nerds probably opt for Thor and Magnus and Igor.

 

I like the name Garth.

 

My middle name is Thor. My dad's name is Magnus, but he was a hippi...

 

Anywho, my contribution to list of stupid names: Baldwin, Xavier, Madison..

 

Garfield is cool name tho', kid would be nicknamed Garf.

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