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one of those really good showers

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I think that the dirtier you are, the better a shower you have.

Taking a shower when you dont really need one is kind of pointless,

but when you're stinky, greasy, dirty, nasty.... it's one good shower!

 

I haven't had a shower since Thursday, and I'm really starting to stink.

There's something really nice about washing when you know you need it.

A brand new bar of soap, a shave, and a can of beer in the shower and

I'm going to be in shower heaven.

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Make sure you poop before the shower. Nothing sucks more than pooping right after the perfect shower. Shit Shower then Shave.

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^^speak the truth

 

I take 2 showers a day it helps me get ready for the day and it helps me decompress after a hard day

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^ you should decompress in the hammock.... and send me extreme pictures!

 

okay... going to shower right now.

(I already had a great big crap)

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Longest stretch of showerlessness: 11 days.

The shower that discontinued said stretch: One of top five of my life.

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i like brushing my teeth in the shower, saves like a minute or two in the morning, shaving as well but i can't see what im doin so i usually do that in front of the mirror, but showers rock seriously

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11 days? i hope it was because you were lost in the woods or something.[/color]

 

1 and 1/2 month of traveling will do things to you...

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14 days is my longest stretch

2 weeks of camping and such

the shower upon arrival at home was THE best ive ever had

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The shower doesn't feel that great to me. Its when I get out of the shower, into some fresh clothes and sit down and realize how much better I feel. That shit is priceless.

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I thought I was the only person that drank beer while showering.

It's really good if the shower is super hot and the beer is super cold.

-fuse.

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i like brushing my teeth in the shower, saves like a minute or two in the morning,

 

 

co-fucking signed.

 

and I have to take a shower after I shit. I'm mega uncomfortable walking around with a shitty ass. what happens if you pull a broad? shitty ass sex is fucking bunk.

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shit! remember that Seinfeld episode where Kramer cooked in his shower? classic...

 

hah...he had a garbage disposal hooked up.

 

duck butter=grooooosssssssssssssssssss! way too much information.

 

 

 

 

 

but i did take a shower yesterday that was heaven, and i thought of this thread and how right it is.

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i woke up this morning after a long nite of making the love...

 

and i got a whiff of the love in my armpit...

 

so now im looking forward to the shower im about to take...

 

ill let you know how it went.

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