RIPS Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 bang her in the bathroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 what made you finally "know"? bah i had the clap and i found out when my ex called me up crying after a doctor's appt. i was all like pffffffft whateva bitch take a pill and it goes away. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 my bosses wife.. damnnn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 My roomate is the cutest bitch on the planet. I wanna bone her baaaadly. But I don't wanna cross that line. Last night we were playing we and shorty was saying mad cute ass shit. Her tool boyfriend was over playing internet poker like a fucking herb. I know she feelin my swag so its gonna happen eventually. Since you're like 15 wouldn't your "roommate" be your sister? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 when i was 17 i worked in a restaurant. the owners wife was some nasty ugly pregnant cunt who whore no makeup. i worked side by side with her for 2 weeks. by the middle of the third week i was rocking my cock in employee bathroom thinking about her. we as men are repulsive and disgusting gargoyle fiends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Since you're like 15 wouldn't your "roommate" be your sister? she lends him tissues from her bra when he's crying about girls and being in love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambmeet Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 I used to be a car mechanic and hooked up with a saleslady my-age-at-the-time who was from out of state and didn't really know many people. Bitch was fine, liked me, she had me gassed, I smashed when we were gone off that boxed wine. We got together one other time, sober, where we both realized we had nothing in common. Me being a male, of course I still wanted to keep smashing that. I was drunk one night and got irritated at her over the phone for not coming over. She realized I was only about the pussy. She broke shit off with me the next day at work. We spent the next half of the year or so having to see each other every day and just ignored each other, all awkward-like. Moral of the story: Don't shit where you eat at. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? LOL FUCK OFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 I slapped my 5th grade teacher on her supple ass then rode the wave in. She couldn't even give me detention or suspension because that would mean she would have to bring it up. It was awkward though because she would never call on me after that or talk to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 my fifth grade teacher was built for one thing: sexytime. at that age i didn't realize women could see when you're staring at their tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Since you're like 15 wouldn't your "roommate" be your sister? Nigga I'm a grown ass man. Shut the fuck up. Nigga still mad cause I pulled his hoe card in the fuckin shoe thread. Get over it bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 my fifth grade teacher was built for one thing: sexytime. at that age i didn't realize women could see when you're staring at their tits. They can see??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Nigga I'm a grown ass man. Shut the fuck up. Nigga still mad cause I pulled his hoe card in the fuckin shoe thread. Get over it bitch Aren't you the kid that started the whiny "fuck my wife" thread? I would posit that you have hardly gotten through puberty and have quite some distance to go before you can call yourself a "grown ass man" being able to go to jail with the grown ups is only the first step. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Suck a dick nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Grown ass man thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Nigga I'm a grown ass man. Shut the fuck up. Nigga still mad cause I pulled his hoe card in the fuckin shoe thread. Get over it bitch I didn't realize I was certified to use one of these. Or that a person had to be. And no, you're not a grown ass man. What do you think of a new meme featuring a fat ass black kid trying to tell time on his digital watch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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