IOU Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 I seriously want a pinball machine, actually a few of them. Next time I head out to Vegas I'm going to the pinball hall of fame out there. /yesdork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 I have a 1988 Ninja Gaiden arcade machine in my kitchen but it gets pretty much completely ignored cuz everyone just wants to play vodka pong ha I haven't posted in here in a bit but have no fears, I'm still gettin trashed every single night pretty much...haven't been to work in 2 months and counting! I was supposed to be heading up to Boston tonight but I was informed by my boy out there that if I came up I had to attend a "viking metal" show with him, so I'll save that trip for tomorrow. Tonight I'mma stay home, get trashed with the homies, and prolly fuck a 15 year old...yodel acha boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 nothin like fuckin minors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 I have been debating the idea with myself of whether or not I should start fucking some of these smokin' ass 16 year olds. They always wave at me and start backin their asses up when I drive by with the system bangin. It's not too hard for a 20 year old dude in fly ass gear and a Caddy to pull these breezies. I think I may do this shit. Fuck it I just talked myself into it. I didn't bang enough 16 year olds when I was 16 so I gotta make up for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 I used to have a rule about not touching girls more than 2 years younger than me Then me and my girl broke up, and I started hangin out with this extremely dope 16 year old (I posted a picture of her a long time back, I think Gucci will prolly remember, perfect tits). So after that I was like "Aite cool, whatever, my new limit is no more than 3 years younger than me", then that changed like 2 weeks back haha. After a party a few people crashed at my crib, and the last one left in the morning was this real sexy 15 year old chick (who's actually pretty good friends with 2 other girls I fuck, but that's another story) and after she helped me cleaned up shit happened, and yeah. I'm 19, fuckin gorgeous (HAVE YOU SEEN ME LATELY?! haha), I drive a 2000 Lincoln LS, I have my own apartment, and I've got the whole "bad boy" thing going for me that teenage girls just fuckin love...what can I say, they throw themselves at me and I'm weak :'( Anyways, I was listenin to the new Styles P shit today and I heard a line that made me wanna just break shit "YOU DON'T WANNA SEE ME AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PINT ROWDY, BE OUTTIE, I'M A PROBLEM FOR THE NIGHT" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 No doubt nikkuh, I figured too if you happen to come up on one that is super fly and not a retard and things actually work out..then you will end up with a hot ass fucking wife who is younger than you in the end. I guess it would kind of suck with them not being able to get in the bar and stuff though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 i told you AB, its fine, i woulda fucked her too that styles p line is hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 I like that SP song "Sour Diesel." Shit is fire. I have been steady banging out to SP and Hell Rell lately. Love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Pinball is the greatest thing ever. Which game?? this is the machine we got at my friends house, not actual pictures. The mechanical bull is on its way here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 PROPS!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 God I'm fucke dpu...I justs eptn the last hour or so bullshittin with one of my ex's that came to see me. I didn't get to smahs, but I'd say seeds were deifnaterly planted...I'm seien ehr again Monday, yodel acha boyyyyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 dang, reading this makes me feel old. holler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 DAMN IM LOADED. BUT A MECHANICAL BULL IS THE FUCKING SHIT!! FUCK RENTING ONE, THE HOMIE HAS ONE!! ALL THE PEOPLE AT THE PARTY WHERE ALL OVER IT, IT WAS LIKE A FUCKING CARNIVAL, THE HOMIE THAT OWNS IT WE CALL HIM A FUCKING KARNY. SHIT WAS DOPE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 i got drunk and got a back massage from my homeboys girl. im not sure if he was jealous or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGOE1 Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 My friends gonna get a kegarator for the spot, its only gonna cost him a 12 pack of beer. my bro and his kin trying to grab that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 YOU CANT GO WRONG WITH A KEGARATOR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGOE1 Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 I have a 1988 Ninja Gaiden arcade machine in my kitchen but it gets pretty much completely ignored cuz everyone just wants to play vodka pong ha I haven't posted in here in a bit but have no fears, I'm still gettin trashed every single night pretty much...haven't been to work in 2 months and counting! I was supposed to be heading up to Boston tonight but I was informed by my boy out there that if I came up I had to attend a "viking metal" show with him, so I'll save that trip for tomorrow. Tonight I'mma stay home, get trashed with the homies, and prolly fuck a 15 year old...yodel acha boy yous living the life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 im on the wagon after some ruthless antics...I even went to an AA meeting..damn its hard not to drink, I been sippin on Odouls for the synthetic mindstate.......my name is fat ralphy and im an alcoholic haha you hear some crazy stories at AA meetings though, one dude missed 24 days of work, dude called in sick, a fucking adult calls in sick for a whole month cuz hes a drunk, then this other dude would get so drunk hed barricade himself in his house and carry shotguns around, one guy got so smashed he was left behind at the statue of liberty, he missed the last ferry....crazy shit anyway no more sober talk after all this is team alco... if you guys want to kick me out thats ok....i understand....i wonder how long i can pull this shit off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 TEAM ALCO: Yesterday went riding on my dirt bike around 4ish. Stopped by the friends house on my dirt bike around 5, they had some beer so we are drinking next thing you know im drunk and so are my other two friends. So we smoked a bowl and i end up crashing there. Then i woke up a little while ago and rode home on my dirt bike. All the people on the way to work were looking at me all funny. Good times, wouldnt it suck to catch a DUI on a dirt bike? haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Deloner living it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 i drank a pumpkin ale, a bottle of cheap merlot last night, and watched heroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Deloner living it up. Yeah life is good right now, i just need to start my new job already so i can have more money to live it up with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Henessy and coke is tha shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I recommend this line of beer: http://www.merchantduvin.com/pages/5_breweries/samsmith.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Fucked up a bunch of pitchers of beer last night (stellas) - ate an entire tombstone pizza and fell asleep on the couch about 2am. woke up at 7 to go to work. i'm hurting.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I planned on being sober last night...like most nights, it didn't happen On a good note, I've got a bouncing job Thursday night, and an interview for a different one Thursday afternoon Cash jobs while you're gettin disability are a beautiful thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 BUMP TEAM ALCO. Its hump day, not that i need a reason to get drunk but yeah im getting drunk tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 its Wasted Wednesday time to get wasted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I have a feeling I'll be getting drunk tonight and causing trouble. Not too much. Tonight is Guitar Hero night at the bar.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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