AyeBee Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Fuck, I just slept like 11 hours and still woke up slightly drunk. Last night was quite the good time, even though I did send a certain someone a text telling them I wished they were dead haha Anyways, today I'm supposed to be goin to some wild ass beach party, but iono cuz I'm already sunburnt as fuck from yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Worst 21st b-day i ever went to in my life last night. I went to this shitty bar with a $12 didnt have cash on me since nobody would stop at the atm. So I had to have the girl I was tlaking with pay for me (which she offered to like it was nothing so that was kinda dope). I went to the ATM $3 charge to get money. I walk in somebody was like you wanna be DD I said fine. So night goes on this girl is so drunk. Spins around drink goes all over the girl I was with and then the drunk chick elbows my girl in the face by accident. Then is falling everywhere pissing people off then comes over to where me and the girl i was talking with were. She stared me right in the face and goes WHAM!!!! underhand shot to the NUTS direct hit on the left testicle. For no reason at all. Everybody we were with saw it I am doubled over on the fucking bar like this was hard I was tearing up and shit... I stand up everybody is just like OMG what the fuck just happend!? The girl I was with was like I am sorry but that pretty much made my night after getting elbowed in the face by her... So moral of the story getting punched in the testes will get you the girl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 ive been out on the town and had women come up and try and fight me ive always wondered what would happen if i pretended to want to fight them would they back off? or would they go claws in? and i hope that bitch passed out and was abandoned in some random part of the city some1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 3, 2007 Author Share Posted September 3, 2007 Hahh that is mad some1 I was kneed in the balls by a chick one time when I was 18, after I asked her on her hen's night if she was up for some fun on her last night of freedom. It seemed like a valid question at the time, haha. But my balls paid the price for it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 If some bitch kneed me in the balls I would fuckin tool on her and not even feel the least bit bad about knockin the doofy bitch around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 3, 2007 Author Share Posted September 3, 2007 man, she had 5 other equally crazy bitches around, and I can never hit a chick (its even harder when you are keeled over from the pain) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 I dont hit girls they scooped her the fuck out right afterwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 All that "I don't hit girls" shit is for people who didn't grow up around ghetto black bitches. I've had plenty of girls try to straight up fistfight me, and know what? A girl can hurt you just as bad as anyone else can, so if theyre trying to I got no problem puttin em down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 im 6'5'' 300 lbs i cant hit girls..i would end up in prison and besides hitting girls is pussy last night i drank some beers with my old friend and talked about old times, reminiscing is the best with alcohol involved im going to smoke some chronic and go drink beer at a Jazz festival in Oakland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Went to a party with six kegers, drank a 12 pack of yueng ling black and tan,12 pack of miller, and finish the night with vodka shots. I woke up this morning in my boys living room pantsless, with the largest fucking headache of all time. Today sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 this is wat we had this weekend.. . . didnt like it that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Man those Red Baron mini pizzas are delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 this is wat we had this weekend.. . . didnt like it that much. Thats it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Yeah what the fuck. "We".... There was more than just you and that's all you could drink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Oh one bottle? That's cool... Here is how me and Magnum do it, courtesy of Magnum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 40's 40's 40's all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGOE1 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 didnt like it that much. of course you didnt like it, you paid at most 12$ for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipone Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 whered he get that mask at 42? shyt is ill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 At first I thought he got it at my dads shop. But yeah I dunno, I dug it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipone Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 damnit i must ask him when he signs on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGOE1 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 http://www.karmaloop.com/category.asp?p=7&CatID=1&SubID=26&size=&vendorCode=&sort= or you could buy it here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipone Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 never mind its coo. i talked to him and he said he got it for only $2. fcuk paing $19 on a bandana. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 capn stirlings tonight another birthday to celebrate get drunk, fuck bitches apart from me i wont be fucking no damn bitches apart from the one at home onepussydudeoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Yesterday was fuckin fun...we ended up goin through 3 bigass Gatorade coolers full of jungle juice, cooking out, playing pong, and fuckin around in the pool for a solid 12 hours. After that we went to some lil shit bar to watch the FSU game, and we ended up gettin into a pretty decent beef, showed the Florida homos how us Rude Island boys get down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 God I love high life. Nobody I know will even drink it. Losers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 it's the best champagne for a nice summer's eve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 One of my favorite bartenders is quitting soon... I'm not happy about this... So the next couple of weeks is going to be the two of us getting shitty and closing that mother fucker down... And I got two free zippos on Sunday.. That is all... *She stabbed me three times playing drinking type games.... Used 151 to cauterize the wound then set me on fire... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 http://www.webmd.com/heart-disease/news/20070904/how-much-booze-is-good-for-you?src=RSS_PUBLIC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Just drank 8 yueng ling lagers and a six pack of high life. Not as drunk as i should be but i visited my boys family who is in the marines. I can't wait for him to come home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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