ENO ELPMIS Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 and i find these asshairs just chilling on the seat, i wanted to barf..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 At your house? ewe. ass hairs. gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 whoa whoa whoa, thats way out of fucking line....... you need to regulate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Level27PyroMancer Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 you do that in a toilet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 I guess they are not your ass hairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 damn thats fowl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 its at work too, so i have no idea whos they are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 lick it clean my nig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap two Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 tapeworms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 So you flickked it ant put it on 12oz. Amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 do youi always take shits with your camera? is my second question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 of course i always document size, length, color, density, and smell of all my fecal masses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 So you flickked it ant put it on 12oz. Amazing. just what i was thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 whos hair is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 fucking gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 i get bored on the job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 thats why i never shit outside the crib if i can help it. if i must, i take a shitload of TP and lightly wet it with water and wash the seat. flush that so i have a fresh bowl, and put at least 2 layers of protective TP on the seat. i also put a handful in the toilet before i do the deed, so as i dont get splashback on my ass-back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 the splashback protection is key! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 thats fucking nasty! ever go to puke in a public john and smell someone's last ditch? my aunt is bulimic and asked me that at Xmas dinner............seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 gross! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 im glad my job doesnt entail cleaning public restrooms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 the splashback protection is key! As I posted on another thread: Another trick I'm fond of using is the pendulum technique. Through sheer concentration and years of meditation I have learned to anticipate the exact cutoff moment of each turd. I estimate it in advance, and begin oscillating my ass back and forth a few seconds before. If the timing is perfect, the turd drops at the very apex of a backswing, which means it'll travel parabolically to the back of the toilet and away from my ass. By the time it hits the water, my ass will be at the apex of the frontswing, and the splash completely misses my anus. You feel like a fucking engineer when you pull it off. Sometimes, you'll time it just wrong, and the exact opposite happens: the turd travels forward, and the water splashes all over your nuts, which is just terribly unfortunate for everyone involved. Don't be discouraged though, a few tries and you'll master it in no time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 MEXICAN SPACESHIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 i sometimes leave my seat tp cover for the next person oh and the most important part is covering up where the seat doesnt come to a close at the front. thats where mad pee germs be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEANCONNERY Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 sorry i trimmed my pubes in your toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 just blow em off loser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosequit Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 "barf" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Funny I read this thread after just 'snapping one off' myself. Damn that Frangelico with lemon lime and bitters mixed with Corona has rotted my guts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 sometimes you just gotta shed on a public seat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 i wont take a shit at my work. i'll hold it until lunch or untill i get home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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