fuckyouandurbabymomma Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 YOU EVER WALK SUPER DUPER EXTRA FAST DOWN THE STREET AND PASS AWHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE, BUT THEN YOU CATCH UP WITH THIS OTHER SUPER FAST WALKER AND ITS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE GOING AT THE SAME PACE BOTH TRYING TO OUT WALK EACHOTHER AND IT TURNS INTO THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF THE MILLENIUM? YAH.. SHIT CAN GET HECTIC FAST TRUST ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Yeah that has happened to me before. Luckily I have won all my fights by 100m so this is never an issue, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 naw son nevder happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 "you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Weak nigguh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Everyday. I don't fuck around son. Seriously. Skullnbones = Fastwalkeroner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 "you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" c0-sign3d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 you ever ripped a mans heart out and sacrificed it to the sun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Mel Gibson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 no, but i walk it out on a regular basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 all i can think about is that song throw them bows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 i tend to walk fast. i hate people that stroll around all aimless like the have nothing to do except keep you from getting to where you need to be. this happens a lot in the super market and not only is it their fat bodies clogging up the aisle...they have shopping carts. frustrating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 BLACK PEOPLE ARE THE SLOWEST WALKERS EVER.. STROLL ALONG LIKE THEY WAITIN ON JA-RULE TO BUST OUT OF THE WOOD WORK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 thats because they dont have jobs...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 i made the mistake of going to the mall to hunt down a xmas gift, everywhere i turn these mufuckers are in droooobes everywhere walkin slow as hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 i can take out the road runner himself.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twat Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 i made the mistake of going to the mall to hunt down a xmas gift, everywhere i turn these mufuckers are in droooobes everywhere walkin slow as hell Very fuckin true. Especially here in orlando, same with puerto ricans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 SpyD is a championship speed walker... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 i made the mistake of going to the mall to hunt down a xmas gift, everywhere i turn these mufuckers are in droooobes everywhere walkin slow as hell in all honestly i really do feel like 90% of the people you see at the mall really are unemployed and just go there to hang out and slow down the productive people who are actually there to purchase things and get the fuck out (because who really wants to be in a mall?). i bet passing a kidney stone is a lot like a trip to the mall in terms of sheer enjoyment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 If you have ever worked in the mall youll realize some people do this. I worked at journeys in high school and there were these 10 kids that never hung out with each other they would just come to the mall every single day to listen to their cd players wear there stupid t shirts with stupid sayings, ufo pants and walk in circles around the mall all day by themselves. It was weird you could always smell them from 10 feet back...smelled like cheese... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 you just made me happy i was a dishwasher when i was a teenager. thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 black people do be walkin slow. mainly the hiphop ones. walk like they don't got shit to do that day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 you just made me happy i was a dishwasher when i was a teenager. thank you. haha why does that make you happy? journeys wasnt that bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 i just hate malls that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 BLACK PEOPLE ARE THE SLOWEST WALKERS EVER.. STROLL ALONG LIKE THEY WAITIN ON JA-RULE TO BUST OUT OF THE WOOD WORK truth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Mallrats....mang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mR.Why? Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Yeah man shits hillarious. You see where i live we have a ration of like 20-1 for white people to black people. So everyday in the hallway theres a 6 foot 8 black guy goin as slow as humanly possible down the hallways with like a mad crowd of kids right behind him and a steady stream going past on either side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony from Brooklyn Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I know about the black people walking slow thing, and if there's two or three black guys walking side by side on a small sidewalk -- you better hope they are in a good mood. If you say "excuse me" they'll either ignore you, say "excuse you homie!!" and make it an issue, or actually move over. You gotta take your chances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teen_014.jpg Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I work at a mall, and I usually try taking routes without people when I'm getting food or coffee or whatever, and I'm getting pretty good at it. same thing in when I'm driving. get THE FUCK out of my way. and what the fuck is up with unemployed people at malls? why are you hanging out at a fucking consumer-paradise if you don't have money!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony from Brooklyn Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 When I was a freshman in college I was working in Barnes and Noble, and after a while I started noticing the same people coming in there on a regular basis: they were always alone, and I doubt they ever bought anything. I can't really explain it without pretending to understand people, which I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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