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dear dmv,

 

thanks for finally getting my license to me today.....almost 2 months after i was supposed to get it!

 

cG

 

dear gun show people,

 

you racist rednecks fucking scare me!...walking around in "fox news" and "if you dont like this country, then leave tshirts" was bad enough, but a booth from the national alliance (a white supremacist organization) is overkill, no?

 

cG

 

dear the town,

 

you were an awesome movie!

 

cG

 

dear new shank i bought at the gun show,

 

i <3 you

 

cG

 

dear pai gow poker at the local indian casino,

 

thanks for letting me win almost $60!

 

cG

 

dear shoe stores,

 

i visited about 6 of you today...finally got a really nice pair of dress shoes and some all white k-swiss's....both for a little bit over $100...good deals!

 

cG

 

dear smdblxL,

 

:) thanks for making me smile.

 

cG

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dear cali,

LOL you never know.

size don't matter all the time..

as i believe you stated in one of your dears after you fucked a hot ass skinny girl.

-boat

 

dear seyseyololbooberrificraptorpizzapizzaiwantchickenfingersloopisfudgenuts

BARREL ROLLS OF SADNESS LOL!

YES! YES! THEY DRAINED ME SO GOOD.

-boatlolercoptercityboat1ertellinbiterstheybiting

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Dear BOAT,

HAHAHAHA shiiit that pizza video had me laughin till I my face was stinging with tears.

Barrel rolls of sadness fo days, snoke bruntz arr day wif mewletz.

 

-seysey

Ps: OK ALREADY YOU WERE RIGHT... THAT "IMA DRAIN YOU SO GOOD" THING I SAID 2 YEARS AGO WAS DIRTY LOL

 

Dear NOES,

I'm goin through dilemma city. womp

-seyeerrr

 

Dear Cali,

TCL all day errday por vida haha

How ya been cali?!

-seyseysey

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Dear BBOAT

Golden moment,nevar forget that, it will never happen again lolz

-seyseyseyseysey

 

Dear A***,

Seriously, stop calling and texting me and callin me "kip"

it's not cute and I'm not impressed but rather turned the fuck off.

I made it clear to you that I'm talking to someone else.

Fall back

-MS

 

Dear ct biters,

watchoutnow protect ya neck.

shape up or ship out.

jussayin

-seyer

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DEAR CALIFORNIA,

 

 

Please stop trying so hard to impress your older brother, NYC. We dont care that you have your own cholo style of graffiti, youve all been doin nyc' style throwups for almost a decade now.

 

 

ALSO, yea, we get it, youre gangsta, but then why are you afraid to Jaywalk when crossing streets in Manhattan?

 

 

 

 

k thnx.

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dear ex,

 

Fuck you! even though im the one who fucked up fuck you!

Get out of my head bitch.

 

Love,

the asshole oner!

 

Dear camera,

 

thank you for being my bff. were gonna go somewhere some day soon.

were like bonnie and clyde of the graffiti game. except wer not robbin or killin anyone.

just killin the photo game.

 

sincerely,

your owner

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dear me,

 

i need to get control of my weed habit. smoking too much these days.

get a fucking haircut you look like you have a mop on top of your head you fuckwad.

good to see you're still working hard in school and trying to keep yourself together for the most part.

 

-The One They Call Death

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