CALIgula Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear porc, i really dont think i could ever spend more than a few weeks in india.. ...curry smells funny. cali.....GEE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo hahahah its all good. i wanted a post card from the big girl club lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear porc, hahaha...i thought you wanted a post card from india.... i cant stand the smell of india.... but i love the smell of a big girl club... ill send you 2 postcards.. and bring flicks back for the oontz. killigula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, yeah i understand why i would need two. those bitches are HUGE! i can imagine the smell of india. Kinda. If its worst than mexico. than i cant. but yeah. i needa hit a fat bitch club up. just to boogie. no smashing for me and free drinks from the girls. -igotyobackoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear porc, i'll let you know when i go...if you want to "roll" out. pun intended. (sorry....that was a lame joke) -calley goo la Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Cali, aight then. Proce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear milkmaid, why you gotta be so mean? please don't talk about me like that! <3 ssn orale pues, mi vida loca. ella con una labia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Life, Mother fucker you can't kill me. Stop hatin on me. already. I leave the house tomorrow no matter. Fuck you, fuck your virus, fuck your infection, fuck hbp, fuck yourself. Violently yours, IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear IOU, i'm sure getting violently mad doesnt help the high blood pressure sincerely concerned, C-Walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear C-Walk, I know it doesn't. Frustration has kicked. Lack of sleep has kicked. The doctor didn't give me anything to help sleep. Just woke up a while ago yelling. I'm a little miffed right now. Thats right miffed. I said that shit. ShouldCalmDownOner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear Iou- destroy your inability to have a sound restful sleep by doing one of the following: see a doctor (if you have health insurance) take a warm bath get a massage (yeahhhhh!!!) drink warm milk drink herbal tea or smoke something herbal. smash then count sheep. avoid illuminated bedroom clocks. ZZZZZ-B.fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear s.p. this is going to be me with you at your prom. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear suki, you looka lika man! caligula 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear calicaligoingbacktocali, das cuz i am a man!!! <3 ssn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali AND suki what're you guys talking about?? that's me. sp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo ssn, i propped you. get me back. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sp, you make an ugly lady. /no diss. Cg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear fellow oontzers you suck -E p.s. JK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear dumbshit (me) i'm incredibly retarded, and still hungover from saturday. i ended up staying out until 7am and had to walk my drunk self home all alone in the fucking snow. i want to leave work. booooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear milkyjuggs, i hope you feel better. definitly had my share of fucked up hangovers before. i know theyre not fun at all. go home early and eat soup. love, twinky mohommad shaboz X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear columbian new york chick that acts like a rich white girl, please help me move to new york cheaply since your family owns a real estate business that you work for. in addition try to not be a slut since i do want to fuck with you when i get there in a couple months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear twinks, it sucks, i had a really bad anxiety attack last night too. i took some xanex, a vicodin and had there shots of tequila. i didn't know how else to make it go away. today my back hurts, i want to lay in bed. thanks though. :) me and dear sook, thanks for the bbq. i think 88 left it at work. bob vila Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo oh and dear pinching back pain in my upper left shoulder area, go the fuck away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo milky, is it one of those hangovers that hurts worse when you lay down? i get those all the time, im very prone to motion sickness when im plastered. on your lunch break, if youre not hungry, sleep. sitting up. if you are hungry, eat some dinty moore beef stew. if thats not youre cup of tea, try 7up and salsa verde doritos. or sometimes a greasy mcdonalds dbl cheeseburger helps. hopefully you feel better, asap. twinky le infant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear dear, i'm thinking a big mac with cheese plain, some salty greasy fries, and a coke will do. then off to bed for some more r n r. har har. donkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear milk, it was cold enough that the marinaded meat is still edible. feel better. <3 ssn dear mommy, thanks for visiting me. it was a wonderful week filled with delicious homemade meals and hot teas waiting for me when i woke up. thanks you for sewing my curtains and making me lunch for work. too bad you're going home today. im going to miss you and tears will be shed. <3 ssn p.s. i love my mommy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear tummy, i cant wait to fill you with a mcdonalds dbl cheeseburger. i know we havent had one lately, but you've gotten kinda big. but its okay, i love you. we'll have one today, i promise. i know you'll appriciate that. but i do plan on doing situps tonight, just to keep your ass in check. and speaking of ass, tell my fat ass to go away, hes not welcome here anymore. tell him to jump on my girlfriend. who i love very much. twinkles. ps, make sure my ass shaves all it hair off before attaching itself to my lady. kthxbai! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear tummy, Son, we need to stop jamming on those strawberry milkshakes from Mickey Dee's. Shit is killing us. Sincerly, Bruceskiski Dear Twinky's back, Have fun with those situps. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:snowman:uce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear good tasting food, please re-appear in my life. I would appreciate it. hungry- B.fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear uncle bruce, sit ups fucking jack my back up. but they gave me the raddest groin muscle thingy. chicks loved it. then i had to go and get all fat. -twinky dear bosses at work, you guys are hella cool and i appriciate everything you do for us. but you just had to tell me that im in risk of being fired today. ive had such a fucked up day. losing money like a mawfukka. moral is low. and you made it lower. in debt crybaby oner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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