blackboatshoes Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 dear bed, please embrace me and let me fall asleep quick. boatshoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 dear fly fuck the hell off its winter shouldnt you be dead already ready with the pea beau, tango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngoner Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 dear ex girl, please stop trying to be my friend if your not going to have sex with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 dear back, please don't hurt so much tomorrow when i wake up. love, me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psudoname Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 dear balls why do you itch so much durring work. the hot new chick thinks im a perv now. me p.s. tell my ass hair to fall off pleaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 dear wonder mutt, that was kinda weird... other dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Dear Yukon, WHY MUST YOU PISS IN MY DADS WORK SHOE YOU FUCKING CUNT. YOUR THE WORST CAT EVER. NOW IM MISSING OUT ON MY FUCKING ALONE TIME. Hella Hate, xJONATHONx P.s. Dont expect me to give you dinner tonight you fat piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Dear turkey bacon, You were good, but I ran out of you on Sunday. I cooked real bacon and it was a lot better than you. So sorry, but I'm going to have to stop buying, cooking, and eating you. Sincerely, Mitch The Baconator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 dear girl who works at coffee shop in ukranian hood, you open the shop at 8am on sundays. but your almost always late so i stand there with my dog waiting for you. i hate when you are late. but, you are really smoking hot and would get the dick if i was not so dam practically married. always yours, mitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 dear hoes, put your legs up more often. k, bye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 dear typical black actors, thank you for making comedy movies so fuckin funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 dear tourists, stay where YOU live ! your anti-friend Xlando Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Dear shot i just got, You didnt hurt getting it, how come when I come home you are fucking hurting now?! You suck, I hope I dont has the lung aids. -Sneak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 dear calices on my hands, why the fuck do you hurt from time to time ? can't you be nice to me ? ps. stop peeling -xlando Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 dear slip,smooth, and rogue, you are all homos. please die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 dear terrorists, please demolish, poison or ethnically cleanse something soon. its been to long.... your pal, Carlo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dear prescription painkillers, Why do you have so much acetaminophen in you? You do nothing for my headaches and you are terrible for my liver. If i wanted acetaminophen i would take some tylenol, which doesn't fucking work anyways. Love, MrHeadachesacabra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dear Pizza: thanks for filling me up. Your BFF Dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dear Oven: Are my julian cheesy potatoes done yet? if so, pls take them out to cool, k thx. Always,(get it) aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 dear ears, why the fuck do you always get so hot and red all the time? it's not even warm in this room, shit fucks love, head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 dear drugs, please put me in a good mood, and state of mind, that is all i ask right now. love, your pal boatshoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 dear new car, you better be worth it i know that your type has had a few problems with the supercharger i dont want to go replace the entire with a regular 2.6 i like the miller cycle engine plus i cant afford to do it yours in anticipation of road head, tango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dear Alarm clock, why the fuck were you an hour a head and let me get three blocks towards work before i realized it was early. Your worst enemy Duane Chapman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dear Piece Of Shit Heavily Damaged Right Arm, Please harden the fuck up and stop hurting so I may continue playing "Too Many Ninjas". Your owner and to some extent damager, Mr S&B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 dear hangover, why do you hurt so bad. i know you live on the mix of multiple beers i drink, but come on. give me a break. until next time, mitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dear, Sleep Fairy Thank you for letting me sleep 11 hours straight last night. I was so pooped. Love, Sleepyheadoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 dear sinus infection, thanks for keeping me up all night sick.. please go away before my job interview this week. love always, the cat with the sinus issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 dear inflation rates stay the fuck down you lied john howard record low interest rates my ass yours in anger, tango with a mango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dear Left Arm, please dont have a stress fracture. I need you. Your Nigs DC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dear 19 year old hardcore kid, Your dance sucks, and your girl hits harder than you do. Thanks for giving me an excuse. That bitch, Lili St. Cynicunt Dear Bed, Stop being so fucking comfortable in the morning. I have been late 4 times this past week. It's only a short time before the nightstand gets all 'deep throat' about the conspiracy between you and the alarm clock. Dreamily, L p.s. it is perfectly okay to be comfy at night, especially in the presence of guests. mkthx Dear Boss, I hate that you sit right behind me and can see every time I log on 12oz. Please note, it's still not stopping me. Too bad you're not close enough to read this: HAHA FUCK YOU, Lili St. Slacker Dear September 5th, Please get here sooner. Bring money, booze, and friends. We're going to have an awesome trip out to the Bay. Love, Lili St. Shorttimer Dear Church's Chicken, Thanks for the 99cent chicken Tuesdays. So crunchy, so greasy, so good. Also, please try a new recipe for your jalapeno bombers. They kinda sucked. Fatassingly Yours, Lili St. Satiated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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