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Re: I'm officially a man

 

I don't plan to get smashed,

-fuse.

 

 

You are not a man. I got drunk beyond retardation lastnight. Among other things, there was murder on the dancefloor (i think i actually set it on fire), I kicked the shit out of some shop windows, bombed with a lead pencil, found a stocking stuffed with cotton and rocked it out the front of my pants. I just woke up and have to close one eye to see clearly.

 

My 21st birthday was quite some time ago.

 

Be a man. Drink a truckload.

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Re: I'm officially a man

 

thats horrible...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

u can't see it..^^^

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I don't want to get trashed tonight because I've got no one to cart my sorry ass around and I'd hate to have the police sub in for my friends.

 

Next weekend will be the weekend of trashedness.

Long story short, I'm terrible at planning things and I only thought about where I wanted to go tonight, and didn't consider that I'd probably want to go to these places with people.

 

 

Besides, tonight I'm supposed to get a round bought for me from halfway around the world.

-fuse.

 

Also, I'm out for the night. I'll post the results tomorrow.

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