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I'm officially a mom

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Today is my birthday.

 

21, but I've been drinking since forever, so it's not that big a deal.

I don't plan to get smashed, I just want to have some good times with some good people.

It's too bad crooked isn't in town.

-fuse.

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Re: I'm officially a man

 

congratulations on how every single birthday after this one is going to suck shit. you're now officially approaching your 30's. that means you might as well be dead. so yeah, happy birthday.

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Re: I'm officially a man

 

Happy Birthday man. Have a good time, and if you accidentally strangle an Albanian prostitute to death, just say to yourself, "Hey, it's my birthday!" and everything will be fine

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Re: I'm officially a man

 

Congrats, but 21 does not make you anymore of a man...You'll have to pee in a butt before you can say that..

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Re: I'm officially a man

 

21 is fun.

Happy birthday, drink till your words slurr to the point of indecipherability.

Fall over, chat up girls, enjoy yourself, IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCH!!!

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Re: I'm officially a man

 

Happy 21st ! I remember when I turned 14, and was able to go the bar legally. (Italy)

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^^^ i have simular memories, i however got as retarded as they come on my 21st, i smashed the bathroom with a flaired out silver marker and after like 17 drinks i puked all over the bars counter top... good times!

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Re: I'm officially a man

 

I don't plan to get smashed,

-fuse.

 

 

You are not a man. I got drunk beyond retardation lastnight. Among other things, there was murder on the dancefloor (i think i actually set it on fire), I kicked the shit out of some shop windows, bombed with a lead pencil, found a stocking stuffed with cotton and rocked it out the front of my pants. I just woke up and have to close one eye to see clearly.

 

My 21st birthday was quite some time ago.

 

Be a man. Drink a truckload.

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Re: I'm officially a man

 

thats horrible...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

u can't see it..^^^

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Re: I'm officially a man

 

noobz get bonerz....?

 

why would it matter if im a noob or not, having hella posts doesnt make me any better of a person. you dont know me. i live the lifestyle im sure you only dream of

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Guest Ginger Bread Man

having teh ill post number is the lifestyle

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