King Of Hell Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: becuse i am an awsome person so super cute i would punt that little girl about 20 yards. Yeah, I kinda want to punch her in the big ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modifly Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 alright... im about to disclose some questionable shit...I worked at a market and routinely threw away flowers. After a while i started just bringing them home. I would have like 5 dozen roses and all other types of flowers all over my place. If i could get free flowers i would do it all over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Flowers are cool around the house. I don't know about bringing home a ton of roses, though. That's sorta questionable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malca Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 they make shit feel clean and nice. i dont know i love em, and i have alot of people that care about me. this is something i do for myself, hence the whole point of the thread, but apparently, someone wants to be mean to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: becuse i am an awsome person Yeah, I kinda want to punch her in the big ear. see KOH knows the deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paris Filtin Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 my mom always had/ has fresh flowers it's nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Her ear only LOOKS big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modifly Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 I always kept a bunch on my window sill. A real sharp girl out of nowhere at the bar came up and told me that she liked my flowers...that she has been watching me... then walked away. I didnt know what to think actually i thought she was the police or something. Turns out she lived a building over. When I went up in her place i could see directly into mine. We been friends ever since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 every friday i buy myself flowers, because it makes me feel good. i like the way the look in my house, and they are pretty and smell nice,. like me. i hope to God your a girl.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Todays payday spoils: -Kurt Vonnegut: A Man Without a Country. Because Kurt writes well and I'd like to know more about him as a person. -Punk Planet:Jul/Aug2006 Issue. Because my friend has some articles running in there. -Juxtapoz:Aug2006 Issue. Because I figured I might as well finally buy one of these fucking magazines. Apparently 'art & culture' means 't-shirts and cellphones' in some other language. Also- 85% of all contemporary 'surrealists' shit looks the same to me: half-assed Dali meets Betty Boop in a Russian propaganda poster with a gold frame. Then Something 'wicker'. Chet Zar is cool, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: becuse i am an awsome person yes 1988. They have only jerky. The real deal, not the kind you buy from the gas station. They have ostrich, fish, everything. its 3 hours away from where i am, in big bear . I found the website and am commencing to order. I'll probably forget I ordered and then I'll be gassed up again when it gets here... So i just did two awesome things for myself in one fell swoop... Thanks Oh and anytime I get flowers I forget to water them and they die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: becuse i am an awsome person fat ass porkchop. teh winnar!!11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 ...that's nice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 good change on the title. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahblahblah567 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 wat about paying for sex..can u buy urself sex.. does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Re: becuse i am an awsome person I found the website and am commencing to order. I'll probably forget I ordered and then I'll be gassed up again when it gets here... So i just did two awesome things for myself in one fell swoop... Thanks Oh and anytime I get flowers I forget to water them and they die. You gotta get the $34 bag, the 10 dollar bag is a joke. its like an appetizer or for a baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 beefjerky sounds so good. maybe i just need to eat something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 next friday i'm bringing a vase of sunflowers to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 today i bought myself del taco and shoes on my lunchbreak oner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 screw that.. bring a vase of beef jerky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 nah. jerky doesn't make me smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CORPORAL-PUNISHMENT Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 DEFINETLY GOOD CHANGE ON THE TITLE... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 my gift to myself is when i take a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 I'm about to leave a gift myself in a minute ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Todays payday spoils: -Kurt Vonnegut: A Man Without a Country. Because Kurt writes well and I'd like to know more about him as a person. -Punk Planet:Jul/Aug2006 Issue. Because my friend has some articles running in there. -Juxtapoz:Aug2006 Issue. Because I figured I might as well finally buy one of these fucking magazines. Apparently 'art & culture' means 't-shirts and cellphones' in some other language. Also- 85% of all contemporary 'surrealists' shit looks the same to me: half-assed Dali meets Betty Boop in a Russian propaganda poster with a gold frame. Then Something 'wicker'. Chet Zar is cool, though. i love reading kurt vonnegut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Re: becuse i am an awsome person We could buy eachother beer, then it doesnt seem so bad /no homo Done I am flying out tomorrow...do it do it do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 nah. jerky doesn't make me smile. how about 1/2 beef jerky and 1/2 flowers.. because you cant eat flowers! so you have best of both worlds.. snacky and happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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