Guest spectr Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 wait that makes it even better. just get her to do really amusing things to stay with you. make her make you sandwhiches then every time she brings you one find something wrong with it and throw it at the wall and make her make you another.. "bitch this sandwhich has crust i said no crust make me another" last year on tour me and my boy used to try to find escorts to hire to make us sandwhiches so we could do that. none would they all thought it was to weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 oh wait i got another "don't touch me there only my daddy can touch me there" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 last year on tour me and my boy used to try to find escorts to hire to make us sandwhiches so we could do that. none would they all thought it was to weird. HAHAHAHAHA they have sex for money and they get weirded out when you want them to make you a sandwich!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 HAHAHAHAHA they have sex for money and they get weirded out when you want them to make you a sandwich!? ho's are picky man. "for $50 i'll do anything you want" "oh yeah?" "definitely" "ok, here's $50, paint my house" "fuck you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Her: "You wanna try this another way?" Me: "What, you mean doggystyle?" Her: "Kind of..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 HAHAHAHAHA they have sex for money and they get weirded out when you want them to make you a sandwich!? yes we tried from bonnaroo until seattle hempfest before we gave up. and just about every city in between... we even offered this one chick $1000 in vegas but she thought it was to creepy. I just want to yell at whores that they didn't make my sandwhich right, throw my sandwhich against they wall and have her make me another. we were going to film this shit if we ever got one to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 Some of these are funny, but I'm sensing bitterness in some of the replies... c'mon people make us laugh, not cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Her-"Youre so mean to me. You dont even love me." Me-"Yea i do baby. Of course i love you." Her-"No you dont. You always say if i get pregnant youre ganna push me down the stairs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "i'm pregnant" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "i cooked you dinner its sitting in the kitchen" i walk in and find a pan with ramen in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "I really need to get laid, I know all the boys are just to shy to talk to my hotness." -Mystery Fat Chick with her belly hanging out at the Sub shop as she stuffs a double cheesebuger sub into her face. *Vomit* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Fuck that Spit is the man when it comes to his gf. He shows me convos, i can't stop laughing.. What was that one? "zOMG WHY DON'T YOU EVER GET MAD WHEN I YELL AT YOU! YOU DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!!111one" "Okay." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "wrong hole!" "no it isn't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I've got that beat. "Uh wrong hole..." "No such thing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 SWORDS ARE DANGEROUS THEY CAN CUT PEOPLE....no fuckin shit einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I've got that beat. "Uh wrong hole..." "No such thing." clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 you need to pay for me to get the morning after pill... ppssttt.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "i cant stay over tonight because i want to get some sleep" -this one was probably pretty valid but still made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Fuck that Spit is the man when it comes to his gf. He shows me convos, i can't stop laughing.. What was that one? "zOMG WHY DON'T YOU EVER GET MAD WHEN I YELL AT YOU! YOU DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!!111one" "Okay." HAHA. I got to start saving some of this shit. Some of its gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 her:"i got a man" me: "whats ya man got to do with me" her:"i got a man" me:"i'm not tryna hear that see" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalognaZone Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 'i'm really into art, like the voyeuristic aspect of it' 'uh-huh' 'like the people in the apartment across the street, we're watching them but they have no idea' 'yep, that's true' 'if they left right now, we would have no idea where they were going, only they would know' 'wow, that's true' (thinking: no shit you retard. have anymore astounding observations for us?) same girl, after stopping short while making out: 'are you happy?' (thinking: i was, kinda) 'sure. let's go back down to the party' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "Hey, what's your name?" "Hi.. Gabby." "That's cool Gabby. I'm just going to take my pants off and lay down next to you so, like, don't get all weirded out or anything. Where are you from?" "Umm... Trenton..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 none of this shit is funny. it's more like "stupidest shit you've heard said by girls that made you laugh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 zOMG! That shit has me lollering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Oh Symbols you're just ants at a picnic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 lloll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 meh. i'm eating your food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Symbols I figured you'd know a bunch of stupid funny shit girls said... You don't participate enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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