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So, a few years ago around April I was really feeling kinda low, I had been in a bit of a drought, um.. you know. So, I'm noticing all the lizards humping on my porch and it's like they are mocking me. So, one day, I hear a noise out on the back lawn and I look and it's snakes fucking. I'm thinking 'Great, I'm getting nothin and you're fucking on my lawn... Super...'

 

Anyway, I don't know where one or the other of the snakes went but the other just cruised across my lawn last Tuesday, 5 feet long easy! Neither of the fucking snakes were bigger than 3 feet so... anyway, I've gotten laid and I'm not angry so...

 

GO EAT RATS!

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they FREAK me out, yet i have always been oddly curious about them. Cobras, Pythons and Anacondas to me are the worstest.

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fucking rock python is a BEAST!

 

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you probably saw this already. python tries to eat a croc, croc dies, python explodes.

 

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imagine the sheer terror of being on a plane full of snakes.

 

i used to have this dream where i would be going through a jungle and the jungle floor is covered with posionous snakes and so i would try to swing on the vines like Tarzan and the vines would be poisonous snakes too.

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