defyoner Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 so i go to my garage this morning.. and my roomate is like, dude.. theres a snake behind the box. i was like orly? he was like ya rly. so any who it was a decent size fucker. about a good 3 feet long. so we get in the car, i take the roomate to the airport i come home and the fucker is gone. no where in site, now im freakin out because im thinking this douchebag snake is in my house.. but thats me being paranoid. from the looks of the photos ive found online theres 2 options of what kinda snake it is.. and worst option is that its an Eastern Diamond Back.. thats me being paranoid again though. other option i already forgot.. who wants to come over and hunt this fucker down.. i need me a new belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 call the croc hunter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 Hey, man up. I just came from the grizzled motherfuckers thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 I only hate snakes when theyre on a plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 Just walk around witha broom stick and tap it on the floor like a blind man as you walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 it's probably in your bed dude... don't worry. I'll come over and slay the snake. harhar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livetodestro Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livetodestro Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 I'll come over and slay your snake. harhar. .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 9, 2006 Author Share Posted July 9, 2006 Just walk around witha broom stick and tap it on the floor like a blind man as you walk. do these fuckers really respond to that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 do these fuckers really respond to that? of course! all snake slaying myths are in fact, truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 do these fuckers really respond to that? Yea. They dont hear so they go by vibration. They can feel it coming rather than hear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOLT CUTTERS Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 never heard anyone call a snake a douchbag before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 i fuckin hate snakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 we got snakes on a message board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeRVe54 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 call an exterminator. or just buy an anti-venom serum just in case. i was stick & pickin on the highway a few months back and this dude stepped on a strip of rubber which then hissed at him. he jumped about 3 feet, narrowly avoiding a mac truck and we saw it was either a black racer or a water moccasin. (an all black 3 foot long sinister looking fucker) anyway, my idea was to pick it up with the stick and put it in the van next to the c.o. but they were all freaked out about having it in the van with us. about a week later we were going down rt. 128 and up on these ricks there were like 40 of them fuckers all crawling around and basking in the sun. i still dont know what kind they were though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 the answer is obvious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeRVe54 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 hahaha. i always wanted to see that in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 put your speakers on the floor and pump the james earl jones or whoever that nigga was on the simpsons whacking day episode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 Im pretty sure if you just play Mike Jones' songs the snake will be so fucking angry it'll leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 snakes are great, out of all the ways to die getting eaten by a snake doesnt seem all that bad so your on your own defy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 let an AIDS mouse loose in your place, the snake will eat it, get AIDS and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeRVe54 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 hahahahaha. aids mice are very expensive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 dont even worry about finding it. it will find you.(most likely in your sleep) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 Im pretty sure if you just play Mike Jones' songs the snake will be so fucking angry it'll leave. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 at a friends apartment, the house snake got out. it aparently coiled up under the bottom of one of the sink cabinets. at one point someone was brushing their teeth and the fucker popped out and bit them. the snake ended up dead a day or two later. coincedence, i think not. apropriate? i think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 call the croc hunter! I think you mean cock hunter Thats who I called when I let the snake out the bag (Thats a penis joke) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eeeeee Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 I live in england and often see pathetic grass snakes when I'm taking a piss in bushes/undergrowth etc. I'll usually call anyone I know over but they either think I want them to see my cock or that I'm just bullshitting... CRUEL WORLD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUCKMUNI Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 call samuel jackson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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