BRUCE LEROY Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 i know if someone kicked down my door and threatened to kill me with an axe and didnt have one with him running for the phone is not the first thing i would do.... why dont you just punch the dude in the mouth next time he acts up and he'll stop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 I hate it when people don't read the entire thread before posting. He already moved out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 god..i'd be here all day if i read every single post people made..on each thread before posting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 uhm, sawall the crazy shit on the walls of shai's place tonight.......the guy was obviously quite insane it makes it look like a murder house Did you mean to log in under your other name or something...or is this like a Tyler Durden situation and you're the one who is crazy trying to kick yourself out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar2 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Call his parents and tell them how concerned you are that Rick has threatened to kill his roommates with an axe, and threatened to kill himself several times, and that everybody in the house is really worried about his use of dangerous narcotics and his involvement with the neo-Nazi subculture. Then have Mom and Dad come visit the house, and that's when they find all of Rick's drug paraphenalia, swastika graffitti, hangman's nooses, razor blades, newspaper clippings of articles about Columbine and other mass murderers, bottles of downers, etc. Mom and Dad will put him in the local psych hospital. You and Rick's "other friends" will helpfully pack up all his shit and move it all to Mom and Dad's garage. When he gets out, he will either be "all better" or he will be headed for the State Hospital. Either way, "he's gone" and you won't need to spend any tedious afternoons in Homicide Investigation. Rick is a wack job. The "no snitching" rule doesn't apply to people who fuck up your life. It only applies to people who MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS AND LEAVE YOU ALONE. If Rick doesn't WANT any shit, then he'd better not START any shit, then there won't BE any shit. But people who start shit find their lives in disarray, and that's what is about to happen to your boy Rick. I vote "No" on the "Forty-five and a Shovel" option. People can never keep their mouth shut about hese sorts of things. Eventually, somebody will blab to a girlfriend or a social worker and then next thing you know you've got a new roommate named Big Tyrone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Rick is a wack job. The "no snitching" rule doesn't apply to people who fuck up your life. It only applies to people who MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS AND LEAVE YOU ALONE. I vote "No" on the "Forty-five and a Shovel" option. People can never keep their mouth shut about hese sorts of things. TRUE. I wish more people would mind their fuckin business and leave me alone. Where have you been? . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 worra lorra words, fuckin' 'ell. basically though, you fucked up when you moved into a home that you got to share with a nutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 17, 2006 Author Share Posted July 17, 2006 Call his parents and tell them how concerned you are that Rick has threatened to kill his roommates with an axe, and threatened to kill himself several times, and that everybody in the house is really worried about his use of dangerous narcotics and his involvement with the neo-Nazi subculture. Then have Mom and Dad come visit the house, and that's when they find all of Rick's drug paraphenalia, swastika graffitti, hangman's nooses, razor blades, newspaper clippings of articles about Columbine and other mass murderers, bottles of downers, etc. Mom and Dad will put him in the local psych hospital. You and Rick's "other friends" will helpfully pack up all his shit and move it all to Mom and Dad's garage. When he gets out, he will either be "all better" or he will be headed for the State Hospital. Either way, "he's gone" and you won't need to spend any tedious afternoons in Homicide Investigation. Rick is a wack job. The "no snitching" rule doesn't apply to people who fuck up your life. It only applies to people who MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS AND LEAVE YOU ALONE. If Rick doesn't WANT any shit, then he'd better not START any shit, then there won't BE any shit. But people who start shit find their lives in disarray, and that's what is about to happen to your boy Rick. I vote "No" on the "Forty-five and a Shovel" option. People can never keep their mouth shut about hese sorts of things. Eventually, somebody will blab to a girlfriend or a social worker and then next thing you know you've got a new roommate named Big Tyrone. Hey Kabar, long time no see. It all got handled, but I was waiting to hear your opinion...about what I expected. His parents live somewhere on the East Coast, and from what I could tell, they knew all about their son's condition, and opted out. I came to find out that he had been doing speed right before he left.....then it all made perfect sense. Some people can hang with doing hard drugs, and others can't....he's clearly one of the latter. I'm moving out of here at the end of the summer, so it will all be behind me soon. The mood in the house has been pretty good lately, but experience has taught me to enjoy it while it lasts and not to count on anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 meh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 The second dude made a threat to me or anyone else in the house I woulda cracked his fuckin skull...people like that get away with tough talk cuz noone ever does shit about it. Be the first to actually handle him (no homo) and he'll turn into a fuckin shaking, pissing coward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 interesting fact # 32 pepper does not work on some people because of a biological resistance in their eyes, so get some bear mace, that shit is Stroooooooooong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 god..i'd be here all day if i read every single post people made..on each thread before posting No, I'm saying that if you see a story written by somebody that ends unresolved, it should be a given that you'd check to see what else happened if it's been three weeks since the thread was started. And besides, you should be here all day anyway, this is your life! Worship the Holy Countercultural Zion: Channel Zero!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 17, 2006 Author Share Posted July 17, 2006 No' date=' I'm saying that if you see a story written by somebody that ends unresolved, it should be a given that you'd check to see what else happened if it's been three weeks since the thread was started. And besides, you should be here all day anyway, this is your life! Worship the Holy Countercultural Zion: Channel Zero!![/quote'] DING DING DING! Don't worry, someone else will go crazy. I just hope it's after I leave. The new roommate is amazingly cool and centered, so he's not going to be the one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Hey Shai....your roomate got all parental on me when he caught me using that mop of yours for the sixth or seventh time that night in your stairwell....holy crap that thing is fun to use DRIPS!!! DRIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool Water Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 that must seriously stink having to do deal with it, its not like you can go home and leave it behind cos its actually happening at your house. Things will pass over in time it cant go on forever. . . In my town theres this disabled guy called Dan. Hes completely off it, imagine some late teen geek dressed in jeans, glasses, and a beard like the guy off Gaybar song, thats him. When ever im out with my friends i always see him floating around town and shit. Normally this doesnt bother me if he comes over and sits down as long as he doesnt interact with me im cool with it. But thing is everyones always picking on him and spitting on him and shit, and Dan doesnt seem to get the idea there being horrible hell just be out the next day floating around talking to people. It just pisses me off he cant see there being horrible getting him to do retarded shit. So yesturday im out and about meeting up with my friends to go hang out and there talking to a bunch of people who i seen around and over comes Dan. So these girls are all there just talking to him saying there m8 fancies him which i found funny and shit then one guy gets up and hits him right in the face. Dans like "err what happened?" I thought that shit had gona too far man hes a disabled guy who doesnt know what the fuck is going on. I told the guy hes a fat twat and he was like getting angry. He was like you want a punch too. I was like "your a fucking idiot, you just hit some disabled guy for no reason and you feel all good about it i hope you get beaten up by a gimp some day" he was like looking at me and he couldnt decide whether or not he would win in a fight against me so he stopped. Anyways like you i just need to get shit off my chest too cos i jsut want this guy to stop thinking in his head people like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 You let a retard get punched in the face for no reason? I mean, I'm a complete fuckin scumbag, but shit like that just isn't funny. You shoulda beat dude up and down the street, then let Dan have a few whacks at him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truth Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 why do i have this crazy feeling that you havent heard the last of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Shai's house is awesome.....it's like the one attraction they didn't remodel when Coney Island got all spruced up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 19, 2006 Author Share Posted July 19, 2006 Did you mean to log in under your other name or something...or is this like a Tyler Durden situation and you're the one who is crazy trying to kick yourself out? That was Lens using my account. Say "OOPS," Lens. Things might be getting hyphy around here again. I'll keep you posted...sorry to tease everybody, but it looks like things might be cracking for the next few days. If so, I'll let you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 oops ha ha, I don't even remember making that post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 19, 2006 Author Share Posted July 19, 2006 Hahahaha....there's a party here tonight, if you want to roll through, Lens. Might get interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 you got mail duder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 You let a retard get punched in the face for no reason? I mean' date=' I'm a complete fuckin scumbag, but shit like that just isn't funny. You shoulda beat dude up and down the street, then let Dan have a few whacks at him[/quote'] man the more of yer posts i read the more you remind me of my friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 20, 2006 Author Share Posted July 20, 2006 HA HA HA HA HA!!! Oh. shit, this night turned out interesting. Lens, you should have stuck around,,,,we lost a key part of the party and decided to hop in a pickup and find them...we found them, less than a block from Denny's (along with six other fools) and had them jump in the back all border brother style....then, a block from the house, we got pulled over for no seatbelts and serious illegal human trafficking chrges....but, my homegirl charmed her way out of getting a fat ticket and probably my ass hauled in on warrants. Then. when we were getting the story from the girl who disappeared, she said, "I didn't think that was you guys, since you were having sex for like, two hours...I figured you couldn't be bothered with all that." So, after everything was said and done, I was lighting a smoke, and managed to torch my bangs in the fucking proces...sweet. Now I gotta burn incense up in here because my fucking room smells like burnt hair. It ain't easy being me, sometimes....but, it's never dull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 haha shai. sounds pretty fun. you and lens need to have "naked asian night" go out and compete for who can get the most asian breast pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 20, 2006 Author Share Posted July 20, 2006 Apparently, somebody that comes around here knows an Asian porn star with blue hair. Niggas is holding out. Hmmmmmmmmm... Now Lens is gonna want to move in....don't do it, homie! Maybe when we decide to finally dynamite this place into a pile of rubble you can have honorary roommate status....but, I'm just loiokng out for you, that's all. Tell you what- I'll try to get the porn star's number. That's the least I can do. I'm fucking exhausted. You guys have fun with this. The sad thing is that it's all 100% true. Fuck me standing...at least I live a life that most people only dream of, or have nightmares abut. Depends on your point of view. Good night...or, good morning. I'm outta here like Vladimir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Oh man, it was fun last night for sure. I enjoyed the music mainly and your big sticker sheets. As for roomate status, I must gratefully decline...I don't have my medical benefits in place yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 20, 2006 Author Share Posted July 20, 2006 I forgot to mention the guy who passed out in a chair in the kitchen who somehow got covered with shaving cream. And when I say covered, I mean literally COVERED....he looked like a snowman. I woke up to find the floor of my room covered in glitter...I think I took a huge bag and threw it at the ceiling last night....at least it appears that I did something stupid like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 I think what's her name spilled the glitter everywhere earlier on. I had a fun ride home despite rolling past three police cars. menacing shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 yo i almost got locked last night for the drunken ups steez man no more fucking sparks man i need to stick to the dank beer from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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