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I love my mommy.

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I dunno about you guys, but I can talk to my mom about anything, and I love her for it. Not in a Porkchop family kind of way though...

 

So anyway, we talk about everything. But I don't think anyone cares. But she cheered me up alot today so I'm making a thread about her.

 

Also my mom killed a guy who kidnapped her. Which makes her hardcore. So bassically this is like the fathersday thread but for mommys. Since mothers day already passed, I don't wanna call it Mothersday thread. But yeah... Here are some highlights of our convo...

 

Prone2Savageness (9:10:27 AM): How is that going?

mommy (9:10:33 AM): regularly

Prone2Savageness (9:10:36 AM): Ew.

mommy (9:10:54 AM): Don't ask, if you don't want to know, silly

Prone2Savageness (9:10:58 AM): Oh it's okay.

mommy (9:11:04 AM): I figured

Prone2Savageness (9:11:11 AM): Mines regular too. But I use protection.

Prone2Savageness (9:11:16 AM): Anal sex is protection right?

mommy (9:11:25 AM): absolutely!

Prone2Savageness (9:11:30 AM): Awesome.

 

Prone2Savageness (11:08:10 AM): For all I know we could be married.

Prone2Savageness (11:08:14 AM): Or divorced.

Prone2Savageness (11:08:24 AM): Or not even talking.

Prone2Savageness (11:08:36 AM): But I think I had my penis inside her last night. So as far as I know we are talking.

mommy (11:08:49 AM): that's not talking

Prone2Savageness (11:08:55 AM): We talked a little.

Prone2Savageness (11:09:02 AM): "Oh how does it feel?" "Good"

Prone2Savageness (11:09:04 AM): Stuff like that.

Prone2Savageness (11:09:06 AM): Talking.

mommy (11:09:07 AM): eewwww

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WHAT THE FUCK!!!! awesome pure awesome if there was ever a need to define awesome by having a conversation this would be the conversation that defined awesome

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

You talk to your mom about sex?? All my Mom talks to me about it my bowel movements, and if I am getting enough fiber in my diet.

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That reminds me of the conversation with Ryan Reynolds and his mom in Waiting

 

It's pretty fuckin creepy

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Oh haha. But him and his mom didn't love eachother. I love my mom. That whole side of my family is really weird like that, nobody has any boundries I guess. It really creeps people out at first. I talk the same way with my grandma too. Which people think is even weirder. But my grandma is only in her early 60's. And she's a big hippie.

 

All she does is smoke weed and pop pills and shit. One time I had a sore throat and she gave me some cough syrup. So I took it, and I found out after that it had codine in it. Then I passed out.

 

I love my family. I wouldn't want any other one, everyone knows I write and is really supportive. It's alot easier to talk to your family about things then it is to hide it...

 

I dunno. My family just makes me happy.

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All she does is smoke weed and pop pills and shit. One time I had a sore throat and she gave me some cough syrup. So I took it, and I found out after that it had codine in it. Then I passed out.

 

 

i want sizzurp!

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You need to elaborate on this.

 

As I understand it, a guy my mom was talking to went insane. Something about drugs, this was the late 70's. And tied her up in a garage. My mom eventually got out and grabbed a knife and stabbed the guy to death...

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Intensely awesome. That chat was pointless next to that, this thread should be about your mom killing a nigga.

 

Anybody remember the Balls on the Mom technique?

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i want sizzurp!

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Is that what sizzurp is? I actually never knew what the fuck they were talking about...

 

I'm not from the south.

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I always thought my sister was gangsta cuz she shot someone before, but your mom takes the cake

 

Give her fuckin WHODIE WHOOOOOOOOOOOO for me

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Guest Ginger Bread Man

damn son thats ultra mega super WHOADDIEEE

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My parents have always been good to me..I remember having late night talks with my mom about doing acid and laughing about all the stupid shit we've done...

 

Must be the generation...

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Yeah I constantly call my mom drunk and she thinks it's funny.

 

It is the generation. Like think about us, we're probobly going to be even more open...

 

And so on. I think it's rad.

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who had the conversation witht heir mother about the lotion and the basket? someone needs to find that thread or post up the convo again...

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You talk to your mom about sex?? All my Mom talks to me about it my bowel movements' date=' and if I am getting enough fiber in my diet.[/quote']

when i saw the word regular i automatically assumed this was a convo bout poopies... yet i read on....

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Yeah I can talk to my mom the same way. Our conversations always seem to end with:

 

MOM: I hope you are using condoms

ME: That shit is for nerds.

 

gotta keep her guesing.

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It is rad that our parents are able to have a open conversation about our REAL LIFE. I still know a grip of people who can't tell their parents they smoke weed or drink. That shit's lame and should be put to an immediate halt.

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I don't think it's healthy to have to continually lie to your parents. Especcially as you get older.

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