boogie hands Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 who the fuck does that? more importantly who let this person into a kitchen in the first place? i wish i would have know this ahead of time. i probably would have gone with a sandwich or maybe a fresh piece of dog shit. awesome p.s.-this is what comes up when you google image "crappy salad" i agree. watching baseball is very much like eating a crappy salad. what a shitty sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... BOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO who the fuck eats salads anyways pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... i had a chicken ceasar salad wrap at kfc what a waste of money, that shit was like 95% withered lettuce and the little chicken it did have didnt look natural, it was cut up into these almost too perfect cubes, oh and they didnt have enough dressing that shit was dry as a motherfucker, ya feel me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... I found a long ass red hair in my ceasar. I almost swallowed that shit TWICE. /no deto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 22, 2006 Author Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... BOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO who the fuck eats salads anyways pussy salads are deal for more reasons than i have time to mention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 22, 2006 Author Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... ......I almost swallowed that shit TWICE. /no deto well played. im going to bring back the golf clap for that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... Baseball is the best sport you can ever go to see live but hate on TV - outside in the sub, drinking beer and screaming curses at players with families 5 feet away from you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... Baseball is the best sport you can ever go to see live but hate on TV - outside in the sub' date=' drinking beer and screaming curses at players with families 5 feet away from you...[/quote']yes yes yes truly the only time i ever really enjoy baseball is in person on t.v. it is boring as shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... Well..You're not alone. I just got back from getting my lunch (open faced meatloaf sandwich) and the fuckin hamburger is still a little pink.. I'm going for the kill anyway, because I'm fucking starving. Pray for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... this is what comes up on google when you type in "fucking cry baby" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... BOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO who the fuck eats salads anyways pussy Co-signed. Someone post that "Waaah-bulance" flick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... BOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO who the fuck eats salads anyways pussy Those of us that don't want to die from heart disease at 40, that's who. Salads are so good....esp with avocado, feta, cherry tomatoes and cumcumber over a bed of fresh greens with some homemade mayo/olive oil/balsamic dressing. wonk saggin----------------->Lens5-10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 22, 2006 Author Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... seriously. i dont see a lot of obese people tearing into salads on a daily basis. i will definitely eat a meduim steak like its my job but im not going base my diet around it. you guys probably wreck bathrooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... I have to have at least some form of vegetable everyday....like today, which will consist of a big bowl of pho liberally dosed with basil and bean sprouts.....uhmmmmmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... Only lettuce I ever get is in my taco bell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... salads are flame. lettuce is dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... seriously. i dont see a lot of obese people tearing into salads on a daily basis. i will definitely eat a meduim steak like its my job but im not going base my diet around it. you guys probably wreck bathrooms. i see many fat people eating salads. except they are those huge jumbo salads. or that salad from wendy's that has chile in it. its usally those fat teacher lookin women who are self consious cause some black student called them fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... I love the title of this thread. and the only salads i ever see fat people eating are buried in meat, dressing, croutons and more meat. It's as if they are terrified of actually having to taste the lettuce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... i only came into this thread because.... the word mongoloid was in the thread name... mongos. hmongs.. catshmong mongcats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 22, 2006 Author Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... three salads that do not count as salads. cobb chef steak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... i took my mom out for mothers day..to an nice seafood restuarant..only to have a gritty salad..that hadnt been washed out properly.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... - i know a place with a tostada salad it's quite simply THE ISH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... three salads that do not count as salads. cobb chef steak how is'a cobb an chef salad not a fucking salad???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... god damn steak salad just sounded on point. i need dinner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 i only eat romaine lettuce. iceberg is gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihavethebubonicplague Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 I don't know about you guys, but I love iceberg lettuce on everything. So crunchy and refreshing! Kill purple leaves forever!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 23, 2006 Author Share Posted May 23, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... how is'a cobb an chef salad not a fucking salad???? hahaha....outrage! i guess technically they are salads. as far as what i think of when picking up a salad (healthy and light) those fuckers arent even on the radar. ill rephrase the salad statement. "in the wild world of boogie hands there three salads that do not count as salads. cobb chef steak" i mean...technically McShakers are salads too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad.... salads are deal for more reasons than i have time to mention. You're probably too busy complaining about the beans in your chili. "Ugh, Pinto?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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