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some fucking mungoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

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who the fuck does that? more importantly who let this person into a kitchen in the first place? i wish i would have know this ahead of time. i probably would have gone with a sandwich or maybe a fresh piece of dog shit.

 

awesome

 

p.s.-this is what comes up when you google image "crappy salad"

 

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i agree. watching baseball is very much like eating a crappy salad. what a shitty sport.

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BOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO

who the fuck eats salads anyways

pussy

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Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

 

i had a chicken ceasar salad wrap at kfc

 

what a waste of money, that shit was like 95% withered lettuce and the little chicken it did have didnt look natural, it was cut up into these almost too perfect cubes, oh and they didnt have enough dressing

 

that shit was dry as a motherfucker, ya feel me?

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Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

 

I found a long ass red hair in my ceasar. I almost swallowed that shit TWICE. /no deto

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BOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO

who the fuck eats salads anyways

pussy

 

salads are deal for more reasons than i have time to mention.

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......I almost swallowed that shit TWICE. /no deto

 

well played.

 

im going to bring back the golf clap for that one.

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Baseball is the best sport you can ever go to see live but hate on TV - outside in the sub, drinking beer and screaming curses at players with families 5 feet away from you...

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Baseball is the best sport you can ever go to see live but hate on TV - outside in the sub' date=' drinking beer and screaming curses at players with families 5 feet away from you...[/quote']yes yes yes

 

 

truly the only time i ever really enjoy baseball is in person

 

 

 

on t.v. it is boring as shit

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Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

 

Well..You're not alone.

 

I just got back from getting my lunch (open faced meatloaf sandwich) and the fuckin hamburger is still a little pink..

 

I'm going for the kill anyway, because I'm fucking starving.

 

Pray for me.

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heathers-cast.gif

 

this is what comes up on google when you type in "fucking cry baby"

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Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

 

BOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO

who the fuck eats salads anyways

pussy

 

 

Co-signed.

Someone post that "Waaah-bulance" flick.

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Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

 

BOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO

who the fuck eats salads anyways

pussy

 

Those of us that don't want to die from heart disease at 40, that's who.

 

 

 

Salads are so good....esp with avocado, feta, cherry tomatoes and cumcumber over a bed of fresh greens with some homemade mayo/olive oil/balsamic dressing.

 

wonk saggin----------------->Lens5-10

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seriously. i dont see a lot of obese people tearing into salads on a daily basis.

 

 

i will definitely eat a meduim steak like its my job but im not going base my diet around it.

 

 

you guys probably wreck bathrooms.

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I have to have at least some form of vegetable everyday....like today, which will consist of a big bowl of pho liberally dosed with basil and bean sprouts.....uhmmmmmmmmmm

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Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

 

Only lettuce I ever get is in my taco bell

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salads are flame.

 

lettuce is dope.

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Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

 

seriously. i dont see a lot of obese people tearing into salads on a daily basis.

 

 

i will definitely eat a meduim steak like its my job but im not going base my diet around it.

 

 

you guys probably wreck bathrooms.

 

i see many fat people eating salads. except they are those huge jumbo salads. or that salad from wendy's that has chile in it. its usally those fat teacher lookin women who are self consious cause some black student called them fat.

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Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

 

I love the title of this thread.

 

 

and the only salads i ever see fat people eating are buried in meat, dressing, croutons and more meat. It's as if they are terrified of actually having to taste the lettuce

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Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

 

i only came into this thread because....

the word mongoloid was in the thread name...

 

 

mongos.

hmongs..

catshmong

mongcats

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Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

 

three salads that do not count as salads.

 

cobb

chef

steak

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i took my mom out for mothers day..to an nice seafood restuarant..only to have a gritty salad..that hadnt been washed out properly..

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-

i know a place

with a tostada salad

 

it's quite simply

THE ISH.

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Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

 

three salads that do not count as salads.

 

cobb

chef

steak

 

 

how is'a cobb an chef salad not a

fucking salad????

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Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

 

god damn steak salad just sounded on point.

i need dinner!

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