shitting Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 gee, maybe in that case I should smear her with a towel.. au naturele love juice everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 don't be hurt and dismissive on me man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 I envisage a world where harmony exists between people who accept love juice as a part of having sex and those who are all girly and need to exfoliate with a crusty towel are we all good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 tell her to swallow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 DRIP DRY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 I've found this thread very informative and would like to thank all participants of sophisticating my ignorant, sexist self Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 I envisage a world where harmony exists between people who accept love juice as a part of having sex and those who are all girly and need to exfoliate with a crusty towel are we all good? so wait you just want to smear nut all over you and your partner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 are we all good? of course, this is the internet. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Me and my girl have never had a discussion on this subject, and i't snot really an issue cuz we never fuck less than 3 times in a row anyways so no need to clean up right away. However, I do have an amusing story...me and 2 homies were paintin some kids room, he wasn't home at the moment. My boy stands up on his bed to outline the top of his piece, and moves a pillow with his foot. Under it he finds the kids cumrag, and he starts screamin to us about it. Anyways, the kid comes home and my boy runs up to him, holding the rag with a stick or something screaming "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS YOU SICK BASTARD?!" Eh, iono..it was funny to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Symbols may as well have closed this thread with the Wet Wipes comment. That's what they use on porno sets, for chrissakes. How are you gonna argue with the pros? It's like a shower for your dick.* *Or pussy. Whatever you got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 kleenex has never done me wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 kleenex has never done me wrong. Your a keeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absentminded63 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 ive used her panties to clean myself off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 ive used her panties to clean myself off. Rawdog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 ive used her panties to clean myself off. ahaha guilty as charged my dood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADEL Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Is this for guys or girls? I've never heard of em`. My bitches usually go in the bathroom first for a minute then they are ready. I don't ask em` what they do so I dont know. LOL, at my older bro. house for thanksgiving they did'nt have toilet paper and I had to use wet wipes, It felt soo weird. - for a "sex towell" I'd get a maroon silk hand towell. OHH YEAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 kleenex has never done me wrong. kleenex sucks for this kind of stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 well... it's better then a ruff-ass sock, or a ruff towel. just a quick fix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 sugah baby, my towels are soft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 ooo, you remember my old name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 just dont pull out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 my Holiday Inn Towel has been holding it down for years. "Dont touch that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 just dont pull out Even more of a mess for her to clean up afterwards:scrambled: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Yeh..those home abortions can get quite sloppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 for that aussie who said sex rags were for fags, i think you have it confused...... i think he was talking about a rag the girl and guy (or same sex for you brokebacks) use to wipe their privates after they get done having sex. not a towel you lay on DURING sex. no no no. and then someone said "dont pull out" well do you think a womans vag is supposed to hold all of your shit? cmon, what kind of bitches are you humpin? ive heard the term junk a your trunk, but you cant keep junk in the vag... when she gets up it'll run down her leg. how sexy is that? :shakehead: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 ps half of you are virgins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADEL Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 it's way smoover to have a container of luvs sitting next to the bed and you can just reach down and get yourself one, and give her one and go to sleep You know, all yall talk about is bed sex but, on the real, I rarely want to have full blown sex in bed right before sleep... I can make my girl happy at bedtime but I'm not looking to get sweaty and worked up right before sleep... I much prefer to fuck all around the house then shower and hit the clean sheets, maybe a little reading to close my eyes... the bed sex is for wakey-wakey, sheets off the bed and in the hamper*, then a shower, bong hits and out the door if there's work to do or then starts round 2. Of course, I have also been guilty of going home with the stranger girl, getting some head as foreplay and waking up in the morning with a really mad stranger girl... ooops. It's only happened twice so... SORRY stranger girls, and thanks... *one thing, if you fill your hamper with sexed up sheets and then need to find a dirty shirt to get by one day, you WILL have people looking at you funny and sniffing in your general direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Oh yeah, word of advice... I have had a couple jobs that involve interstate travel and have learned, if you're cleaning out the van/truck and you find a sock DON'T TOUCH IT! Try to figure out who's it is and make them deal with it or get a stick or tongs or something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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